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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1

    Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

    Driveways were meant to be places to park your Godly SUV, but even in the Pat Robertson state, furriners are now constructing landing beacons for multi-armed blue demons with unpronounceable names. Now that you-know-who has been elected president, we can expect more abominations like this.

    From The Washington False Christian Post:

    Driveway Painting Tests Religious Freedom
    Loudoun Man Fined $900 for Hindu Art


    A Loudoun County man was in big trouble over his driveway. And every day it was costing him $10 in fines.

    Ram Balasubramanian had painted a Hindu religious symbol on his South Riding driveway for a family event. The six-foot design of swirling red and white paint was pretty enough, but his homeowners association was not impressed. They sent a stern certified letter ordering him to remove it and "return the asphalt to a black state."

    * * *

    Homeowners associations have rules governing everything from what color residents can paint their homes to where they can place a bird feeder or park their cars. Residents often challenge the associations over their rules, but the dispute between Balasubramanian and his association over the Hindu symbol raises questions of religious freedom -- and whether he signed those rights away when he chose to move into the community three years ago.
    He signed those "rights" away when he came here from Dotheadistan. Here in America, we have freedom of religion, which means the freedom to worship Christ in any way that He chooses, as well as freedom from non-Christian religions.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

    It won't stop with the driveway mural either. Next he'll want to sacrifice a goat and roast it over an open spit in his front yard while his wife hollers in some Godforsaken tongue.

    How would you like that in your neighborhood? This is NOT what Christ meant when He told us to love our neighbors!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #3
      Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

      I think when Christ said to love your neighbor, he clearly meant Christian neighbor. Same with brother and enemy.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.


        If this symbol is so religious, why did they put it in the driveway where people will walk and drive all over it? I think these terrorists are hiding behind their religion to try to get these missile target markers protected. We should be careful that these people aren't allowed to cover our country with their cryptic symbols.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

          I do love my neighbors. Here in Gibeah Hill, all of my neighbors are Christians.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22906

            #6
            Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

            If this symbol is so religious, why did they put it in the driveway where people will walk and drive all over it? I think these terrorists are hiding behind their religion to try to get these missile target markers protected. We should be careful that these people aren't allowed to cover our country with their cryptic symbols.
            Is that him? He bears a striking resemblance to Satan... (or perhaps Ratslinger around the eyes...)
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            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Wash O'Hanley
              Debate Moderator (and participant)
              Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
              Louder Than Reason
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2126

              #7
              Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

              It must have been a pretty lax home owner's association if they let a bunch of Indians move in there. Where I live we use the strict 'brown bag rule' for new home owners. If your skin is darker than a brown bag you don't even have to bother looking at the house, you're already denied!
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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                If this symbol is so religious, why did they put it in the driveway where people will walk and drive all over it? I think these terrorists are hiding behind their religion to try to get these missile target markers protected. We should be careful that these people aren't allowed to cover our country with their cryptic symbols.
                I'm with you on this one Brother Nobar. That symbol looks suspiciously like some kind of electronic bar code that terrorist missiles can read. If they are really hindaloos as they claim, we should not be able to catch them eating Beef Vindaloo.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                  Tin Tither
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 234

                  #9
                  Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

                  Thats' why i dont' live in places like luduon county how do you even say that lol never mind saying that mans' name if that would of happened in trinity trailers they would of done more then just sent him a bill if you know what i mean and i think you do.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

                    I thought ALL non-TCs™ had to have something like that on their driveway so the fire department, ambulance and police would know not to go there.

                    They are supposed to have something on their outer garment, too. I think we settled on an Obama button.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: Dothead turns driveway into landing strip for demons.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      They are supposed to have something on their outer garment, too. I think we settled on an Obama button.
                      This one?

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                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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