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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #76
    Re: oh my god

    Originally posted by DylanTheUneducated&RudeBuddhist View Post
    I'm not gay your gay for using doggy style isn't that a sin.
    Er, my WHAT is gay? "Your" is possessive.

    And no, comprehending your homosexual code for a style of sodomy isn't a sin.
    How don't you know Jesus was gay him and Judas seemed to be getting along pretty well until you know but yeah suck on that.
    Jesus is God. God hates queers like you, and condemns them to eternal Hellfire because they are abominations.

    How could He, Himself, be a sodomite?

    Oh, and it seems you've mis-named yourself. You're not nice at all.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
      Worshiper of fat chinks, Repeat Troll
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2009
      • 15

      #77
      Re: oh my god

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Who is this, your 'nice' 'roomate'?
      What are you God's stripper lol you got pwned wigga

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #78
        Re: oh my god

        Originally posted by DylanTheRudeRetarded View Post
        What are you God's stripper lol you got pwned wigga
        That doesn't even make sense.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
          Worshiper of fat chinks, Repeat Troll
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2009
          • 15

          #79
          Re: oh my god

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Er, my WHAT is gay? "Your" is possessive.

          And no, comprehending your homosexual code for a style of sodomy isn't a sin.

          Jesus is God. God hates queers like you, and condemns them to eternal Hellfire because they are abominations.

          How could He, Himself, be a sodomite?

          Oh, and it seems you've mis-named yourself. You're not nice at all.
          Grammar has nothing to do with this monkey turd

          Soo since God hate queers he hates you to then so you should be seeing some queer where your going in the afterlife my friend get used to it and im not a faggot you are for believing in god in the first place

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #80
            Re: oh my god

            Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
            Grammar has nothing to do with this monkey turd
            You're finally right about something. You are a monkey turd, and grammar has nothing to do with you.

            Soo since God hate queers he hates you to then so you should be seeing some queer where your going in the afterlife my friend get used to it and im not a faggot you are for believing in god in the first place
            How old are you, boy? 13?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
              Worshiper of fat chinks, Repeat Troll
              Under Investigation
              • Jan 2009
              • 15

              #81
              Re: oh my god

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              You're finally right about something. You are a monkey turd, and grammar has nothing to do with you.


              How old are you, boy? 13?
              Wow "how old are you?" Are you trying to come on to me sorry but Im not a homo !!!PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #82
                Re: oh my god

                Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
                Wow "how old are you?" Are you trying to come on to me sorry but Im not a homo !!!PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!!
                No, I'm reading your writing and assuming you're 12 or 13 and in remedial English, because you're incapable of crafting a coherent or grammatically correct sentence.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
                  Worshiper of fat chinks, Repeat Troll
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 15

                  #83
                  Re: oh my god

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  No, I'm reading your writing and assuming you're 12 or 13 and in remedial English, because you're incapable of crafting a coherent or grammatically correct sentence.
                  Fancy words your using there ..... oh yeah take this you banal adamant fool OoOoO wadup i can use fancy words too

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #84
                    Re: oh my god

                    Come closer, boy, I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #85
                      Re: oh my god

                      Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
                      Fancy words your using there ..... oh yeah take this you banal adamant fool OoOoO wadup i can use fancy words too
                      I guess that means you ARE 12? Or are you just a retarded?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
                        Worshiper of fat chinks, Repeat Troll
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 15

                        #86
                        Re: oh my god

                        Hahaha im 20 but nice try what do you gain from being here anyways this place is unremunerancable and homoish

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #87
                          Re: oh my god

                          Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
                          Hahaha im 20 but nice try what do you gain from being here anyways this place is unremunerancable and homoish
                          I'm here to talk with my Christian friends about Jesus, and share His Love with people who come seeking Him.

                          What are you doing here? And why is a 20-year-old retarded being allowed to play with his mommy's computer unsupervised?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
                            Worshiper of fat chinks, Repeat Troll
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 15

                            #88
                            Re: oh my god

                            To watch porn and jack off of course to some naked ladies oh yeah. What do you do on the computer all day jack off to Jesus? hope you have fun wit that

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #89
                              Re: oh my god

                              Originally posted by DylanTheMonkeyTurd View Post
                              To watch porn and jack off of course to some naked ladies oh yeah. What do you do on the computer all day jack off to Jesus? hope you have fun wit that
                              I bet you think you're the very first retarded heathen to come here, don't you?

                              Guess what, little boy . . . there's not a thing you can say that will shock us. If you bothered to read this forum before spouting your idiocy, you'd know that we've seen it all.

                              May I add:
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • DylanTheNiceBuddhist
                                Worshiper of fat chinks, Repeat Troll
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 15

                                #90
                                Re: oh my god

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                Come closer, boy, I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.
                                Actually i've read everything i this thread and i dont recall anything about masterbating on Jesus's face

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