[SteveTheNiceAtheist]

Re: oh my god

I get the feeling this thread got abit sidetracked, didn't it? >.>

[Nobar King]

Re: oh my god

This just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover. You're not really a nice Buddhist, are you, Dylan?

[SteveTheNiceAtheist]

Re: oh my god

Hi I Jebus, and i looking for a religun and have be looking around long time. Some call I special, but me mome say were you helmit and I be k. I wanting to have guidsense. I tink Gawd will help me. I need to find way to him. plese help. tank you.

~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.

[SteveTheNiceAtheist]

Re: oh my god

~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.

There may be a lot of claims, but no one has seen the unicorn... I wonder why... ?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: oh my god

Hi I Jebus, and i looking for a religun and have be looking around long time. Some call I special, but me mome say were you helmit and I be k. I wanting to have guidsense. I tink Gawd will help me. I need to find way to him. plese help. tank you.

I can’t understand a word you say.

~finding proof of god is like trying to find proof of unicorns in a horsestable.

Is that like trying to find a rabbit in a pig pen? As with so many atheists, even when you look for The Lord, you look in the wrong places.

There may be a lot of claims, but no one has seen the unicorn... I wonder why... ?

It’s there in the Bible. Job:39:10: Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
[...]
Isa:34:7: And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

I belweve in me savor Jebus Cryst. I donut wawnt to puve Jebus donut rweal. I jubust want help becus I a swingle blawck mahn. I hawd a jok aboot me and they say i wus sofa-king-wetawted. I donut agwee wif dis. Fwank you. pwease weply.

Is that a double post? I still can’t make anything out.

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

All right the point Im gonna make is that the bible is a bunch of trash there is no evidence that anything in it is true and you guys should just stop believing that stuff

[Nobar King]

Re: oh my god

All right the point Im gonna make is that the bible is a bunch of trash there is no evidence that anything in it is true and you guys should just stop believing that stuff

OK, Ill do that. Will you agree to do the same for us?

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

OK, Ill do that. Will you agree to do the same for us?

Alright you go first and i want you to give me a picture of you burning the cross and pissing on a picture of god

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: oh my god

Alright you go first and i want you to give me a picture of you burning the cross and pissing on a picture of god

I can do the first, The note from the archives says the photograph was taken in 1948 on a bitterly cold night whilst testing fire-retardant clothing.

Your second request is blasphemous and you've been infracted.

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

I can do the first, The note from the archives says the photograph was taken in 1948 on a bitterly cold night whilst testing fire-retardant clothing.

Your second request is blasphemous and you've been infracted.

No its gotta be you! Thats some fuken KKK motha fukerz i hate dem they try to assassinate me once they learned not to do that agian. Why do you believe in the bible anyways give me one good reason.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: oh my god

No its gotta be you! Thats some fuken KKK motha fukerz i hate dem they try to assassinate me once they learned not to do that agian.

Obama, is that you?

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

Uhhmmmm of course it is....duh who do you think you were talking to this whole time lol did you hear when i punch George Bush in his va jay jay

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: oh my god

Uhhmmmm of course it is....duh who do you think you were talking to this whole time lol did you hear when i punch George Bush in his va jay jay

Wow.

You're boring, semi-literate, and useless. All rolled into one.

[DylanTheNiceBuddhist]

Re: oh my god

Okay you want facts that what you believe in is baloney. Adam and Eve were said to "populate the earth" but they were alive back when the dinosaurs roamed. The dinosaurs were wiped out why did they still live?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: oh my god

Okay you want facts that what you believe in is baloney. Adam and Eve were said to "populate the earth" but they were alive back when the dinosaurs roamed. The dinosaurs were wiped out why did they still live?

Er... because they weren't dinosaurs?...