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  • #1

    oh my god

    well to day i have found out something new, it's horrible.

    i've found out that there is no god! no rly, there is no god. And i'm 100% sure, my methods are undisputed so it has to be true!

    ok i will tell you how i have found it out. Well i was sitting in my room this afternoon...i was really bored, so i just picked up my 8-Ball and asked it "is there a god" and IT SAID NO!

    so basicly, i 've wasted my whole life blieving in something that actually never existed. If i was you i would get a life and go rape more little boys, which is your favorite activity as i have heard.

    one more thing, is that true that all baptists are racist?...how can you hate some1 only because of the colour of his skin?
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    Re: oh my god

    ENOUGH OF YOUR GOD HATING BLASPHEMY. You can't disprove God.

    You've just insulted God's favorite forum with a bunch of horrible insults. You're a sinful heathen and will burn in Hell forever if you do not turn away from this dark path.

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    • #3
      Re: oh my god

      what do you mean, i'm being serious.....so you people are not into little boys?

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      • #4
        Re: oh my god

        Originally posted by Bambi View Post
        well to day i have found out something new, it's horrible. i've found out that there is no god! no rly, there is no god. And i'm 100% sure, my methods are undisputed so it has to be true!
        ok i will tell you how i have found it out. Well i was sitting in my room this afternoon...i was really bored, so i just picked up my 8-Ball and asked it "is there a god" and IT SAID NO!
        so basicly, i 've wasted my whole life blieving in something that actually never existed.
        No, you’ve merely wasted your life anyway. I have to inform you that the 8-ball you consulted was most probably controlled by Satan and thus you have only the answer he wanted to give to you.

        Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
        Deuteronomy 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
        If i was you i would get a life and go rape more little boys, which is your favorite activity as i have heard.
        You’re thinking of Catholic Priests – we, as you later point out, are Baptists.
        one more thing, is that true that all baptists are racist?
        I have this feeling that you are going to answer your own question in the way you like it…
        ...how can you hate some1 only because of the colour of his skin?
        Ah yes, I was guided by God and I was correct again. To answer your question, “There is no racism in Baptists boy, why there are hundreds of Baptists churches for nigras! Further we are True Christian™ Independent Baptists, who tell the Bible as it is.
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        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: oh my god

          Only a witch or a buffoon would use one of those Magic 8-Balls.

          So, which one are you?
          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

          Psalm 139:19-20
          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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          • #6
            Re: oh my god

            Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
            Only a witch or a buffoon would use one of those Magic 8-Balls.

            So, which one are you?
            I don't think that should be an either/or question.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #7
              Re: oh my god

              If i was you i would get a life and go rape more little boys, which is your favorite activity as i have heard. You’re thinking of Catholic Priests – we, as you later point out, are Baptists.
              oh wtf i hate you i only joined coz i thought u guys raped little boys damn you to hell!

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              • #8
                Re: oh my god

                Originally posted by jesislulwut View Post
                oh wtf i hate you i only joined coz i thought u guys raped little boys damn you to hell!
                This is the abuse we put up with everyday. Why? For trying to save you from Hell!
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #9
                  Re: oh my god

                  Originally posted by jesislulwut View Post
                  oh wtf i hate you i only joined coz i thought u guys raped little boys damn you to hell!
                  So am I to take it that you are disappointed because, if you joined, you would not be able to sodomize young boys?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #10
                    Re: oh my god

                    ok well sorry about the little boys thing, i've mixed you guys up.

                    have you ever heard of something like sexism, it's not really better than racism. On one of your threads i have read that men are better tham women, well fuck it ( can i say fuck? or shit, ass, bitch, cunt?...i'm sure you don't have anything again cunt), i say young over old, i say i am more worth than old people, men and women, so you're worth a GOD damned *****. What are you going to say to that? that is how women feel when you treat them like that. Shame on you.

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                    • #11
                      Re: oh my god

                      which is your favorite activity as i have heard. You’re thinking of Catholic Priests
                      Watch your tongue sinner. Before you insult God's people. We are not Catholics in these forums.

                      2 Timothy 3:2
                      2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

                      YOU are a blasphemer. A lying SINNING blasphemer. God hates blasphemers. If you do not seek forgiveness in Jesus you have a future home in the afterlife, you'll be sharing with the atheists, heretics, sodomites and other assorted heathens.

                      Enough of this though... Why do you hate God? Why do you reject God's love? How could you reject eternal happiness in heaven?

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                      • #12
                        Re: oh my god

                        Originally posted by Holyharland View Post
                        Watch your tongue sinner. Before you insult God's people. We are not Catholics in these forums.

                        2 Timothy 3:2
                        2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

                        YOU are a blasphemer. A lying SINNING blasphemer. God hates blasphemers. If you do not seek forgiveness in Jesus you have a future home in the afterlife, you'll be sharing with the atheists, heretics, sodomites and other assorted heathens.

                        Enough of this though... Why do you hate God? Why do you reject God's love? How could you reject eternal happiness in heaven?

                        now hold on a min, ok? who said i'm hating god, i don't. I just hate people who wouldn't hasitate to kill my sister or my mother because of thing you believe are right, but also same things you would go to jail for.

                        men and women should have the same rights! oh wait, they already do.

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                        • #13
                          Re: oh my god

                          Originally posted by Bambi View Post
                          now hold on a min, ok? who said i'm hating god, i don't. I just hate people who wouldn't hasitate to kill my sister or my mother because of thing you believe are right, but also same things you would go to jail for.

                          men and women should have the same rights! oh wait, they already do.
                          Judging by your spelling, I'd have to say you're still in grade school. How old are you?
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • #14
                            Re: oh my god

                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                            Judging by your spelling, I'd have to say you're still in grade school. How old are you?

                            oh i think you will be surprised, i'm a fellow german! and ye i know what you think.

                            next time you can't think of any arguments, please stop picking on my language, i know my english isn't perfect. But what does have this to do with anything, we weren't talking about my nationality.

                            stop changing the topic, okay?

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                            • #15
                              Re: oh my god

                              I am not a German. What led you to that assumption?
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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