Homer Filth!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

So, you’re looking for a new religion to make Baby Jesus cry over your soul? Your atheist upbringing was just not enough? You can’t understand the squiggly bits of Islam? You can’t bring yourself to put a dot on your forehead and worship a blue elephant with 8 arms? Satanism is not sufficiently extreme? You can’t develop a taste for baby’s blood, so Wicca is out? Well here’s one for you. I’ll let you visit the site but give you a small taste of what it’s all about.

Be warned! It is a vile travesty of the Word of The Lord

Jesus Can Make You Gay Says Leviticus International

Leviticus International promises to help miserable straights become ex straights. Brother Richard of Leviticus, says anyone can become a happy well-adjusted gay or lesbian through the power of prayer and Jesus Christ.

Alamogordo, NM, Revision Studios, famous for the "Princess Diana Gay Bible" has launched Leviticus International, a new website which promises to help unhappy straights become gay. According to film producer Max Mitchell, creator of the site, "Jesus Christ has the power to end heterosexuals' misery and make them happy well-adjusted gays." Mitchell recently produced "Horror In The Wind," about two bio-geneticists who invent an airborne formula that reverses the whole world's sexual orientation.

Leviticus International says straights can be "born again gay" through prayer and Jesus Christ. Joseph "Bo" Kelly, of Las Vegas, NV, a former heterosexual, claims his compulsive attraction to women led him to two suicide attempts. "Now that I'm gay, suicide never crosses my mind. My partner, Todd, and I share so much more than I ever did with any of my four ex wives. I thank God for taking the sinful hetero disorder away."

Leviticus International saves straights from "Hetero Hell,"
Rev. Karl Krutchner, pastor at the Trailer of God in New Orleans, says that Leviticus has a very high success rate. "I can't take credit for it. It's the power of Jesus, not me. In the Princess Diana Bible it says it's an abomination for a man to lay with a woman. That's my ministry. Saving people from this sinful lifestyle. You should see their faces when they find gay love. You can see God in the eyes."

Is this The Falsest Religion???? Surely the answer MUST be “YES!”

As someone else said,

I am not sure how much more I can take of the Gay agenda. I might try to get a head start to see if I can meet the rapture half way.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Homer Filth!

Outrageous!

What this is really about, I'm sure, is the outcast homosexual's fixation on Straight Men. They see Jesus (and even, Lord help me, God the Father) as the ultimate "catch".

Face it, gentlemen: He's just not that into you!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Homer Filth!

Be warned! It is a vile travesty of the Word of The LordIs this The Falsest Religion???? Surely the answer MUST be “YES!”

I actually don't know. While this is a horrifying example of perverts perverting the Word of God, at least they (despite their sickness) recognize the reality of the Lord. As far as I'm concerned, the falsest of false religions are those who deny that God even exists such as Darwinists.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Homer Filth!

You know I've noticed that sodomites and liberals seem to live in an upside-down world. They fantasize that what's normal is wrong and anything that goes against God's Natural Order is to be embraced. This new cult that Brother Bathfire has uncovered proves my theory nicely. They have managed to organize Christianity in a way that will have the maximum desired effect: to insult God and make normal people sick. They think they are very clever for standing God's Word on it's head.

God has reserved a special place in hell for these animals. Praise Jesus!!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Homer Filth!

I think this Brother Dick is right, God does make people gay:

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness... For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due. Romans 1:18-27

So, if you really want some leather and Levis-clad biker named Todd to ram his tallywhacker up your keister, ask God and I'm sure He will oblige you. Just remember, when you're burning in Hell, it was your choice.