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  • Billy Ram
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    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 220

    #1

    I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

    It was the happiest time I've ever spent in a graveyard.
    London England 2004, I found the grave of Joo Communist Karl Marx
    and let it loose. Imagine how hot hell is for the double whamy blasphemy
    of being Jooish and inventing Communism. The thought makes me shudder.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

    Where is it?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

      Well praise Jesus and thank you on behalf of all True Christians(tm). If England wasn't such a Godless rock there would be a long line of Men waiting to relieve themselves on that vicious hebe's final resting place.

      I cannot even begin to wrap my humble Christian mind around the tortures that Karl Marx must be suffering in the depths of hell right now. On his knees in scalding bile, right next to Chuck Darwin, if my guess is correct.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Billy Ram
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 220

        #4
        Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Where is it?
        Highgate Cemetary East, the most unkept graveyard I ever saw.
        If you don't have someone to care for your tomb stone they will let it be overun with weeds. Not Marx's, it's a college kid shrine.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

          You can't post a link for us lazy folk? How about some more info? That wasn't much of a post, unless you're trying to get a rise out of an old man. Is that your game, boy?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Billy Ram
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            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 220

            #6
            Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            You can't post a link for us lazy folk? How about some more info? That wasn't much of a post, unless you're trying to get a rise out of an old man. Is that your game, boy?
            Sorry Nobar, I'm an internet tard, I've never posted a link before.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

              See how there is a globe above the text box and it looks like it has its hands in a muff? It's right next to a post card. That's the link button. All of those buttons are useful. Please practice using them.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • GoodPapist
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                • Feb 2009
                • 13

                #8
                Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

                Actually, Pastor Ezekiel, the United Kingdom has the highest percentage of Christians of any nation that is not a micronation. I do not hate communists, and believe that while speaking to one, soak in their words and don't speak: just listen to what they have to say. If you do this, they may turn to Christianity in favor of atheism and stop being so violent. Please stop attacking other religions and people.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

                  Originally posted by GoodPapist View Post
                  Actually, Pastor Ezekiel, the United Kingdom has the highest percentage of Christians of any nation that is not a micronation. I do not hate communists, and believe that while speaking to one, soak in their words and don't speak: just listen to what they have to say. If you do this, they may turn to Christianity in favor of atheism and stop being so violent. Please stop attacking other religions and people.
                  Since when is Britain not a micro-nation? And since when are there any Catlicks there? Church of England, mate. It's not just a good idea. It's the law. Ask Anne Boleyn.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

                    I didn't even know Sean Penn had died since last night. He's in the ground already?

                    Those Hollyweird people sure move fast!

                    Did he get the AIDS on the set of Milk? You can tell me, I won't call the Enquirer. Promise!
                    The Post pays far better.
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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22889

                      #11
                      Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

                      Here's a photo I took when in England. One minute later I found my wallet had been stolen. I reported it to the local police but they replied, "A redistribution of wealth, sir. If you will associate with that sort of person, what can you expect?”I never found out if he meant Gypsies or Communists - England is lost.
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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #12
                        Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Here's a photo I took when in England. One minute later I found my wallet had been stolen. I reported it to the local police but they replied, "A redistribution of wealth, sir. If you will associate with that sort of person, what can you expect?”I never found out if he meant Gypsies or Communists - England is lost.
                        No offense Bathfire, old sod. But the most depressing thing I can even begin to imagine is going to England, compounding the masochism by intentionally going to a cold stone monument for some dead Communist disguised as Satan Claws and THEN not running away when you saw a Gypsy in the viewfinder. Of course your pocket was going to get picked! What is most amazing is that you actually entered a den of Gypsies, commies, wickedans and goths and survived!
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • thelordkilledmymom
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                          • Feb 2009
                          • 4

                          #13
                          Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

                          how the fuck do you think it is okay for you to talk like this.... Jesus taught love and understanding yet you take pride in pissing on the grave of someone who merely sought to improve the situation of his oppressed peoples. You are a disgrace to mankind to be so ignorant to the differences of others... I think I'm gonna throw up if I view any more of the filth you people have to say.

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                          • praisejeebus44
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                            • Feb 2009
                            • 6

                            #14
                            Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

                            the posts i viewed on this site have made me realize that all "pure" christians such as yourselves are all racist, homophobic, sexist hateful assholes and i hope you all die and guess what?

                            YOUR NOT GONNA GO TO HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO HELL

                            piffle ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES I HOPE YOU BURN



                            i like cock!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: I Tinkled On A Communist Joo Grave

                              Originally posted by praisejeebus44 View Post
                              the posts i viewed on this site have made me realize that all "pure" christians such as yourselves are all racist, homophobic, sexist hateful assholes and i hope you all die and guess what?

                              YOUR NOT GONNA GO TO HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO HELL

                              piffle ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES I HOPE YOU BURN


                              i like cock!

                              I hope everyone here takes a moment to thank Jesus that He washed them in His blood, and didn't curse them as He cursed the hateful maggot above.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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