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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

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    Filthy Gypsy Scum Openly Sell Teenaged Girls!

    As if the Gyspy menace wasn't bad enough, THIS new story has leaked out. Apparently these sub-human papist mongrels are openly peddling their womenfolk over in communist Eastern Europe. What's to stop some rich Arab Shiek from buying them all up and sending them to his muslim harem!?

    On the market: Teenage Gypsy girls up for sale

    Dressed in their finest clothes and gold jewellery, thousands of teenage Roma girls were paraded around by their parents this weekend - at an open-air brides market.

    Wearing lots of make-up, the teenagers came to the traditional annual market in Bulgaria, hoping to find a husband - and preferably one willing to pay a large amount of money for his future spouse.


    Pick me: A girl on offer dances during a traditional wedding ceremony at the open-air market


    'We take our daughters to this gathering so they could get acquainted with boys, for we do not allow our children to go to discos,' explains Elena from Kapitan Andreevo. At the market in the village of Mogila near Stara Zagora, the price of a beautiful young woman is said to be several thousand levs/euros.


    Special offer: A mother poses with her daughter hoping to attract a wealthy husband

    Younger siblings came along too to play and eat sweets while one newly-wed couple bellydanced on top of an old car to show their happiness at finding a match. Several wannabe-brides joined in, showing their eagerness to be married.


    Golden opportunity: Girls at the event wear plenty of make-up and their best clothes

    The event takes place on the first Saturday after the start of the orthodox Easter fast - the Day of Saint Todor, or Horse Easter.

    The market is also a chance for newly-married couples to celebrate a match by dancing on cars and drinking spirits. This year the gathering attracted some 2,000 people who came from all over southern Bulgaria including Plovdiv, Pasardzhik, Sliven and Jambol.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22832

    #2
    Re: Filthy Gypsy Scum Openly Sell Teenaged Girls!

    Dear Lord! Does anyone ever buy them? Are there "Buy one get one free" offers? Or would that be like, First prize a gypsy bride, second prize 2 gypsy brides?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • leonalovesgod
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      • Mar 2009
      • 26

      #3
      Re: Filthy Gypsy Scum Openly Sell Teenaged Girls!

      Love the gold teeth

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Filthy Gypsy Scum Openly Sell Teenaged Girls!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Dear Lord! Does anyone ever buy them? Are there "Buy one get one free" offers? Or would that be like, First prize a gypsy bride, second prize 2 gypsy brides?
        Good heavens, don't give the Mormons any ideas. They will most certainly be seeking quantity discounts by the dozen and Lord knows we have enough problems with immigrants (legal or otherwise).
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Wash O'Hanley
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          Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
          Louder Than Reason
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2126

          #5
          Re: Filthy Gypsy Scum Openly Sell Teenaged Girls!

          Talk about your damaged goods. You know how you have sex with an Eastern European woman? You tape her penis to her stomach so it doesn't slap you during the sex act.

          HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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