[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

you cannot trust those evil Scandinavians. They are all filthy liars.

(and you can't trust atheists either)

[A Theist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

(and you can't trust atheists either)

I disagree, we can be trusted to continue our blasphemous and 'God hating' ways ;]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I disagree, we can be trusted to continue our blasphemous and 'God hating' ways ;]

You can't even be trusted to do that! Otherwise how do you explain "agnostics?" They're halfway between an atheist scum and a True Christian(tm).

[A Theist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You can't even be trusted to do that! Otherwise how do you explain "agnostics?" They're halfway between an atheist scum and a True Christian™.

Yeah but they're not True atheists; besides, they could equally be halfway between atheist scum and false christians too! ;]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yeah but they're not True atheists; besides, they could equally be halfway between atheist scum and false christians too! ;]

Your spectrum is wrong. It goes like this:

Damned

Saved©

Atheist scum Agnostic Scum Scientologists Muslims Mormons Catholics False Christians

True Christians™

[A Theist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Your spectrum is wrong. It goes like this:

Damned

Saved©

Atheist scum Agnostic Scum Scientologists Muslims Mormons Catholics False Christians

True Christians™

Maybe, but then the ordering you provide here suggests they're much less than "halfway" towards being True Christians™. Moreover, we (and agnostics) can certainly be trusted (by yourselves at least) to walk the same road to damnation.

Thus we're not completely untrustworthy! ;]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Maybe, but then the ordering you provide here suggests they're much less than "halfway" towards being True Christians™. Moreover, we (and agnostics) can certainly be trusted (by yourselves at least) to walk the same road to damnation.

Thus we're not completely untrustworthy! ;]

Those who do satan's bidding are not trustworthy in any sense of the word.




The correct reply to this is "Yes Sir" by the way.

[A Theist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Those who do satan's bidding are not trustworthy in any sense of the word.




The correct reply to this is "Yes Sir" by the way.

Yes Sir ;] (a very persuasive argument that one!)

[Humongous]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

strong christian, of course!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yeah but they're not True atheists; besides, they could equally be halfway between atheist scum and false christians too! ;]

Oh so the No True Scotsmen fallacy applies to atheism too?
Suppose it's awfully convenient since it lets atheists disavowal atheists CRIMINALS like Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Hitler and Jimmy Carter. Kill a few hundred thousand people for the luz and suddenly you aren't an atheist.

[DesertRevolution]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Atheist scum and proud of it, you fucking morons.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Atheist scum and proud of it, you piffleing mormons.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony!


Shout Glory!!

[Sweden]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am currently learning the True Christian™ ways of life as I was a non believer manipulated by society until God spoke to me, this website has changed my life even though I don't post that much!

[Athe1st Scum]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am an atheist, but no, I don't worship monkeys..? In fact I don't worship anything...

And every religion is just make belief, and this is why:

We humans have always tried to explain how and why stuff happens around us. And before we had more modern science, humans often explained things they didn’t understand by making up stories about Gods or supernatural creatures. But with “modern science” we have learned stuff like that Thor does not make thunder and lightning, it’s the sudden increase in pressure and temperature from lightning that makes thunder and so on. Still some people believe that a god made the earth and the universe. They don’t seem to see that religion started out as a way to explain things, but then was used as a tool to maintain control over the people, get power, and to make money, lots of money. Just look at the Vatican, so much money and power. So kudos to the Christian leaders for milking that cow for what it’s worth.
Even when people started to understand more and got more scientific, the head of the church still held on to the God theory and everything that was said in the Bible. They went as far as torturing or even killing people who came up with new and better theories, just so they wouldn’t fuck up the sweet sweet thing they had going. Luckily for us the Church grew weaker, science eventually became stronger, and we got out of the “Christian dark ages”. That’s why we have the great scientific advantage we have today.
Something that really annoys me is that many of the people who believes that God made everything, don’t believe in evolution! As they say: “evolution is just a theory”… yeah, well, so what the fuck is the theory of an Almighty Creator? Evolution is a proven theory, and as far as I know, throughout history no one of the billions of people who has ever believed in religion, has ever proven that there is a God. And many of these people defend their beliefs by saying “well, no one has proven that a God doesn’t exist”. To them I say “how the fuck can you prove that something doesn’t exist?”. And how is it that of all the religions, all of the Gods ever believed in, their God is the only one that’s real? The Christians have no more proof of “God” than the Muslims has of “Allah”.
Believing in God is a lot like believing in Santa Claus. When we are young, we believe in Santa Claus, and that makes us happy because we know he’s gonna come on Christmas Eve and give us presents. But then we grow up we realize that he doesn’t exist, and we’re fine with that. So how come adult people still believe in God when they’re grown up? It’s the same exact thing! You believe in something that makes you happy and then later learn that it doesn’t exist. In Santa Claus’s case, we eventually accept that, but when it comes to God many people don’t.
Some might say that I have the same faith in science as a Christian has in Christianity. Well… Science adjusts its views accordingly to the observations we make. For example we don’t believe that the earth is flat anymore, but at the time it made sense. Scientists accept that they were wrong, and when a new and better theory comes along, they throw away the old one and stick to the new. Religion on the other hand is the denial of observation so that beliefs can be preserved. And that’s the main difference between science and religion. We have far from all the answers to the universe yet, but we sure as hell won’t find them settling with the thought that a big bearded guy made things this way.
I’m not saying that there isn’t anything good with religion, because it is. I think that the community, the camps and all the fun activities that brings people together, that’s nice. And I do understand that some people feel that it’s good to believe that there is a mighty force that looks out for you, and can help you when you’re down or make you even happier when you’re happy. And people should be allowed to believe in whatever they want, and people who don’t believe should also be allowed to do that without being pushed into believing in some God. But to be honest, I don’t understand why we need man-made myths and gods and mysteries to believe in. Isn’t the fact that the chance of exactly YOU being alive is so small and unlikely incredible enough. Think about it, what are the odds that some bacterias in the sea evolved and after billions of years of evolution it finally evolved into humans. And then you’re great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents had to meet each other, and all of the relatives all the way down to your parents had to meet just each other so that you could be born. And the unlikelihood of all of that to happen, all of those sperm and egg cells being just right, and leed up to you is so amazingly, infinitely small that I really can’t wrap my head around it. Isn’t that enough, do we really have the need for anything larger than life? And also think about how infinitely enormous the universe is, and how tiny and insignificant you really are in the big picture. And that we all come from stardust! Isn’t that beautiful enough? Isn’t that incredible enough? Do we really need a god or other mysteries to believe in to make our lifes seem exciting and worth living?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

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You're a girl I suppose? Time to stop yapping and start cleaning the kitchen!