[whaddupbible]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

is JESUS reading this?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

is JESUS reading this?

Yes, but Jesus won't be listening as you cry for mercy on Judgment Day, unless of course you REPENT while you have the chance!

[whaddupbible]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes, but Jesus won't be listening as you cry for mercy on Judgment Day, unless of course you REPENT while you have the chance!

I didn't know that Jesus had the internet

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I didn't know that Jesus had the internet

I didn't know you could be so dumb and still be breathing, and yet here you are.

[whaddupbible]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I didn't know you could be so dumb and still be breathing, and yet here you are.

you seem angry

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

you seem angry

Are you kidding? I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Showing once again why God created retards (like you)

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I didn't know that Jesus had the internet

He doesn't have a magnetoencephalograph either, but He knows what you're thinking.

[GreasyPigeon]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I love our lord Jesus. The tough of him makes me so lifted. I can't get enough of him in my life. I want more, more, more. Yes Jesus.

[Nick Mason]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Atheist here.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Atheist here.

Hi. Please accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior or don't waste our time posting here.

[Rev. Viktor]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I have devoted my entire life to God and his son Jesus.

He died for our sins, and so we must honor him in every way we can.

[Moses16]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I, of course, am rightly Christian! What sort of blind fool wouldn't worship someone he's never seen and has only read about in a book rather than some stupid theories with only a lot of proof.

I mean, evolution is only completely plausible and has some proof for it but it was preached by some fool with a beard! No, I'd much rather believe im something with absolutely no proof because I was forcefed to believe in it by my family, I read it in a book and don't have the mind to think for myself and comprehend any real science that contradicts with the bible. He was the son of god after all, as the bible tells us.

I like the feeling of security of having been told that I'm going to a lovely place if I'm nice when I die. Of course, thankfully I can do what I want as long as I confess it later.

That poll is so great! I love how it's been made to be biased towards those who are atheist, especially considering how the new testament teaches us all to love all of our fellow man. It's so funny.



I'm not trolling or anything. I'm "voicing my opinion"

Good luck opening your minds enough to understand what I'm saying.

[Moses16]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You can't prove that the Bible is wrong.

You also can't prove that the bible is right.

There is, however, more evidence leaning towards the bible being wrong.

[Marshall]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You cant prove magnets but they exist. You have to believe in Jesus and accept Him before you can get any proof! He wont help you unless you center your life around Him and activities about Him.

[GLaDOS5.9]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

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