[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Of course we pray for our enemies and evil doers, that God may soften your jaded hearts and remove the scales from your eyes. But you alone can repent. Repent dear, for the time is at hand. You only have so many tomorrows before you anal cavity is turned into a demonic KitchenAid sausage maker for the amusement of Satan's minions.

Beautiful words, Sister Mary. If only the hardened hearts that come here could find Jesus their lives would be so much better. Some seem not to hear but we pray for them nevertheless.

[AnnoyingRetard]

I am a btheist

I may or may not or (both may and may not) or (neither may nor may not) believe in god but I am apparently going to the heck realm to be pooped on according to Ms. Zamazenta

[MitzaLizalor]

I am a btheist

Surely, from your example, that would be a ctheist?

I may or may not or (both may and may not) or (neither may nor may not) believe etc.

There being three categories, you see.

1	2	3
a	b	c

BTW, the parentheses are unnecessary, your introduction being punctuated adequately for its purpose.

[AnnoyingRetard]

Surely, from your example, that would be a ctheist?

There being three categories, you see.

1	2	3
a	b	c

BTW, the parentheses are unnecessary, your introduction being punctuated adequately for its purpose.

I thought there were four categories?!

theist - believes in god
atheist - doesn't believe in god
ambitheist - believes and doesn't believe in god
untheist - neither believes nor doesn't believe in god

[Madame Frottage]

My eyes can't read your avatar, if I answer this question, does it go towards griftin...I mean, winning 20,000$???

[Johny Joe Hold]

In a post above, Sister Mary prayed that atheists remove the scales from their eyes and see Jesus. We need to return this thread to concern for the souls of atheists and remind them of the eternity in fire that awaits if their hearts remained hardened.

[MitzaLizalor]

I thought there were four categories?!

theist - believes in god
atheist - doesn't believe in god
ambitheist - believes and doesn't believe in god
untheist - neither believes nor doesn't believe in god

You did not cite four categories. You cited three categories. Here they are:
.

• CATEGORY 1
  • may or may not believe
• CATEGORY 2
  • both may and may not believe
• CATEGORY 3
  • neither may nor may not believe

Anticipating your confusion I highlighted the categories respectively in rhodochrosite, teak and anemone. Some people have difficulty with words (and counting) so your three categories get visual representations.
.

1. Rhodochrosite
2. Teak
3. Anemone

We have seen how there are three categories. Splitting one of them in two doesn't count. Coming up with new categories doesn't count. False teachings, not based on The Bible, generate bizarro brain function as demonstrated here. Wobbling around to avoid God's requirements won't sidestep the eternity in fire that awaits hardened hearts. (As it happens, wibbly-wobbly categories, unusual counting systems or Zamazenta philosophy, whatever that is, won't sidestep forum topics either.)

I trust this is useful in your search for The Truth.

[AnnoyingRetard]

okay you're talking about agnostics being the supposed first category I cited

[MitzaLizalor]

No, I'm asking why you're a btheist when a three-categorist would seem more likely to be a ctheist.

Personally, I don't consider any such words to describe humans at all.