[SadBunny]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Hail the monkeys! \o/

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Oh, please you do not really believe we came from monkeys? Where then is that missing link? All the digging and digging and they find one weird little animal body and "think" it might be it but cannot make any connections. You have got to be kidding me?

I used to think like you and then I realized the purpose for our entire existence is to understand God and to give in to his Word. It may not be what you learned in science class but science class isn't going to torch your soul for enternity either. So, you pick: 1) convert to KJ version of Christ and (perhaps) arrise to Heaven for an eternal celebration under the glory of God or 2) follow the monkey on your way to either nothing as an atheist would believe or perhaps burn forever in the fires of Hell.

The math required to figure this one out could be calculated by a kindergartner.

[PENSIVE MOLE]

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I love Jesus with all my heart because I got told that he luvs anyone who accepts him as their personal lord and savior. My folks were athiests because my pops said that the only one he needs love from is Mr. Jack Daniels. Dos that mean my pop is a fag?

I just started readin the Bible on this site. Its been kindof hard to follow since I split off from skool in grade 6 and I dont understand the words. To make things easier Im just gonna say that it is correct no matter what the heck I think. That way I dont have to think about words. I just know that they are right because Jesus says so.

Jesus Christ man, you look like Jesus! (But I'm sure you get that all the time.) Peace be with you. If you're ever in NYC, I know a good barber!

[Non-believing She-male]

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Wow. Only 11 other agnostics but 57 atheists. Weird.

[Johnnyboy]

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Wow. Only 11 other agnostics but 57 atheists. Weird.

According to my calculations, that would be 68 hell bound souls. That sound about right to you?

[Non-believing She-male]

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According to my calculations, that would be 68 hell bound souls. That sound about right to you?

Sure. Whatever. Hey, you know, with all the fun people you guys are sending to hell, it's gotta be one awesome party. I'm guessing it's probably alot better than heaven.

[Johnnyboy]

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Sure. Whatever. Hey, you know, with all the fun people you guys are sending to hell, it's gotta be one awesome party. I'm guessing it's probably alot better than heaven.

"We",I assume you mean True Christians by that, aren't sending people to hell. They are doing that to themselves. "We" are merely pointing out the fact that they are going to hell. I really don't see what problem you have with that. If you think for one second that hell is alot better then Heaven, then you have issues that go far beyond your sexual identity confusion. I mean really, your life is one serious train wreck.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

"We",I assume you mean True Christians by that, aren't sending people to hell. They are doing that to themselves. "We" are merely pointing out the fact that they are going to hell. I really don't see what problem you have with that. If you think for one second that hell is alot better then Heaven, then you have issues that go far beyond your sexual identity confusion. I mean really, your life is one serious train wreck.

It used to be pretty chaotic, but not anymore. Now I'm happy and not really too terribly confused anymore.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sure. Whatever. Hey, you know, with all the fun people you guys are sending to hell, it's gotta be one awesome party. I'm guessing it's probably alot better than heaven.

As usual, you guess wrong. I know that it's fashionable for you perverts to imagine that hell will be some kind of on-going sodmite cocktail party with the thermostat turned up a bit too high, but trust me, you couldn't be further from the truth.

Take a look at THIS for some cold, hard facts.

[JennyD]

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Insane? I'm not insane I'm an idiot.

Typo corrected.

I don't see how I'm "nuts" from stating facts. Maybe I'm "nuts" for wanting to find out where you people live and beating the shit out of every single one of you!

The Department of Faith has been informed of this terrorist threat.

Ross is the last person going to "hell" on this forum.

No, I'm sure others (like you) will go with her.

You keep your mouth shut, woman.

It is clearly that time of the month, and so you are obviously banished to the public library with all other sorts of weirdoes for your uncleanliness!

If she were a True Christian(tm), she could be savoring her separation in style at The Monthly Visitor, instead of being rejected and forced to spend the days of her monthly curse amongst society's lepers.

[NonSense Talker]

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Atheists do not believe in god, therefore they don't hate him. Your so...ignorant.

[Wide-Open]

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Your so...ignorant.

Satan still loves irony.

And of course atheists believe in God. They know He exists, they just prefer to imagine they are their own "god".

[NonSense Talker]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Satan still loves irony.

And of course atheists believe in God. They know He exists, they just prefer to imagine they are their own "god".

http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=atheist

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Atheists do not believe in god, therefore they don't hate him. Your so...ignorant.

Your logic is a pile of gorilla feces at best.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=atheist

Quit using that there Wickedpedo; it shows us that you can't even be bothered to describe what an atheist is, you ignorant sloth.