Are You an Atheist?

**CraterFace** · 04-25-2010, 04:00 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post

Have you heard the golden rule, friend?

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, unless you're into stuff that involves a lot of whips, chains, or leather. If they're into it, though, by all means, go ahead.

**Levi Jones** · 04-25-2010, 04:05 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Crater View Post

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

I meant the other golden rule. He who has the gold (or in this case forum) makes the rules.

If you feel as if your rights have been violated, please appeal to a Senior Pastor.

**BelieverInGod** · 04-25-2010, 04:06 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by godsnotreal View Post

They aren't right, they're brainwashed, and are brainwashing others to follow along with them to believe in god. They only believe in god because they have nothing to look forward to In their lives.

Your so right, my life is absolutely empty and hopeless. I mean with three kids, homeschooling, 4H, sports, multiple dogs, training, shows, competitions and a husband whose out of town more than he's home. Yeah I have absolutely nothing to look forward in my life.

Sheesh, I'm looking forward to heaven just so I can have a rest!

**Petal** · 04-25-2010, 04:06 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Crater View Post

I'm going to assume that you know how to type and that your English is not really that bad.

that were mean an uncalled for, Mr.Crater! i be homeskooled an i do my very bestest typin whens i posts here

you hurted my feelin wiv your meaness

If it is, I shall pray to the FSM that he instill better grammar in you with a touch of his noodly appendage.

Mr.Crater, i not wants Mr.FSM to touch me wiv a noodly appendages! he sound like a catlick Father Sado Massochist

but maybee i be safes anyways cuz i not a catlick or a boys

**The Hand** · 04-25-2010, 04:10 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Crater View Post

Nice. Calling me gay for lack of an actual rebuttal.

Rebuttal against what? Give me something to work with. Until you offer anything new and interesting to this forum, you're wasting your time and ours.

**BelieverInGod** · 04-25-2010, 04:26 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Crater View Post

Nice. Calling me gay for lack of an actual rebuttal.

I'm going to assume that you know how to type and that your English is not really that bad. If it is, I shall pray to the FSM that he instill better grammar in you with a touch of his noodly appendage.

Miss Petal is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. Her typing skills are not the best but she doesn't go around bragging about them either. She is however a Godly woman and will one day make a good wife for a Godly man. There is no reason to attack her.

As for the FSM, you do realize that's a spoof right? I mean it says that right on the main page of their website. I'd be more inclined to believe in any god other than one made up by a college dropout.

Originally posted by Petal View Post

that were mean an uncalled for, Mr.Crater! i be homeskooled an i do my very bestest typin whens i posts here

you hurted my feelin wiv your meaness

Mr.Crater, i not wants Mr.FSM to touch me wiv a noodly appendages! he sound like a catlick Father Sado Massochist

but maybee i be safes anyways cuz i not a catlick or a boys

Petal, we all know you're a good girl. We all love you

Don't let the God-mockers hurt your feelings, remember that one day you will be sitting in Jesus lap watching them burn for all eternity.

Bible Gateway passage: Luke 16:19-25 - King James Version

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2016:19-25&version=KJV

There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day: And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores, And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores. And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.

**CraterFace** · 04-25-2010, 04:29 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Bobby Henderson is an Oregon State physics graduate, not a dropout.

**Petal** · 04-25-2010, 04:42 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

Miss Petal is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. Her typing skills are not the best but she doesn't go around bragging about them either. She is however a Godly woman and will one day make a good wife for a Godly man. There is no reason to attack her.

thank you for defendin me, Mrs.BIG this for you --->

Originally posted by Crater View Post

Bobby Henderson is an Oregon State physics graduate, not a dropout.

i were tawt that physicks be for dum-dums cuz there be no theorys of relativivtiy an stuff in the bibles, so all them physick laws an theorys an stuff be made up?

**CraterFace** · 04-25-2010, 04:51 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Petal View Post

i were tawt that physicks be for dum-dums cuz there be no theorys of relativivtiy an stuff in the bibles, so all them physick laws an theorys an stuff be made up?

Do you go out of your way to screw with the English language?

There are no laws of physics in the Bible because it was written by ignorant shepherds who believed that the Earth was a few generations old.

**James Dewitt** · 04-25-2010, 04:52 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Crater View Post

Nice. Calling me gay for lack of an actual rebuttal.

I'm going to assume that you know how to type and that your English is not really that bad. If it is, I shall pray to the FSM that he instill better grammar in you with a touch of his noodly appendage.

Look ya Homer you may bad mouth me all you want. I draw the line when you bad mouth Jesus, God and the sweetest person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. You apologize to God, Jesus and Petal.

Here is a kitty for you Petal

**CraterFace** · 04-25-2010, 05:05 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post

Look ya Homer you may bad mouth me all you want. I draw the line when you bad mouth Jesus, God and the sweetest person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. You apologize to God, Jesus and Petal.

Here is a kitty for you Petal

Do you mean all three at once, or would you be equally as angered if it was only directed at one of the three?

**Petal** · 04-25-2010, 05:06 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post

Here is a kitty for you Petal

thank you Mr.Dewitt.

i not no why Mr.Crater keep hatin on me,

i only were sayings that i get tawt that if it not in the bibles then it not be true

**James Dewitt** · 04-25-2010, 05:11 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by CraterFace View Post

Do you mean all three at once, or would you be equally as angered if it was only directed at one of the three?

I suggest you start with God followed by Jesus and then my friend Petal. Are you a Moron as well as a heathen?

**James Dewitt** · 04-25-2010, 05:13 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Petal View Post

thank you Mr.Dewitt.

i not no why Mr.Crater keep hatin on me,

i only were sayings that i get tawt that if it not in the bibles then it not be true

Miss Petal you are correct, if it is not in the Bible then it is a lie. I think Mr Carter is jealous of you. You are heaven bound and he is going STRAIGHT to Hell.

**CraterFace** · 04-25-2010, 05:15 AM

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Originally posted by Petal View Post

i only were sayings that i get tawt that if it not in the bibles then it not true

Which will ultimately be your downfall.

On a note unrelated to Petal here, I fail to see how changing my name and signature is anything but juvenile.

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