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THIS kind of thing just makes Jesus purple with rage. 
I'm sure it's a scam run by big jewery to fleece the world of their money. Any True Christian(tm) child can tell you that God does not hear the prayer of a papist, a muslim, a jew, and so one. It's a waste of money people!!
Look at their menu of prayers and demonic chants to false Gods!
Outrageous!!
Why would ANYONE pay money to pray to Jesus' Mother!?
God does not hear the prayers of a joo!! This has already been established!
What is this? A prayer for unsaved trailer trash?
Brothers and sisters, I hope that you'll join me in denouncing this blasphemous scam. Tell your friends! If folks have that kind of money to spare, Landover Baptist Church is the place to send it. We don't make false promises, friends! Salvation is 100% Guaranteed, or your money back!
I'm sure it's a scam run by big jewery to fleece the world of their money. Any True Christian(tm) child can tell you that God does not hear the prayer of a papist, a muslim, a jew, and so one. It's a waste of money people!!
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Fajr, The First Daily Prayer, Salat, فجر
Prayer is one of the five pillars of Islam and it makes up an important part of a Muslim's daily life. It is obligatory for all Muslims to pray the Salat five times a day and the Fajir is the first, and arguably the most important of these five prayers. You may not fulfill your daily obligation to pray through this service, nevertheless, praising God is always encouraged and it certainly doesn't hurt to have this holy prayer voiced!
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Prayer is one of the five pillars of Islam and it makes up an important part of a Muslim's daily life. It is obligatory for all Muslims to pray the Salat five times a day and the Fajir is the first, and arguably the most important of these five prayers. You may not fulfill your daily obligation to pray through this service, nevertheless, praising God is always encouraged and it certainly doesn't hurt to have this holy prayer voiced!
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Prayer for World Peace
This is a special prayer that is not religion specific. It can be said by anyone, and it may affect everyone! Do you feel the need to make a difference in these times? Tell God that you care about His world and all His subjects with our prayer service for world peace.
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This is a special prayer that is not religion specific. It can be said by anyone, and it may affect everyone! Do you feel the need to make a difference in these times? Tell God that you care about His world and all His subjects with our prayer service for world peace.
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The Hail Mary Prayer
This prayer is meant to be said many times in a row. Often part of more lengthy prayer services, it is repeated in groups of 10, but it can be repeated as many times as you require. Here is where the Information Age Prayer service really shines allowing you to purchase more than you would ever be able to say on your own. Sign up for the Hail Mary Prayer and they will be voiced for less than the cost of a text message!
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This prayer is meant to be said many times in a row. Often part of more lengthy prayer services, it is repeated in groups of 10, but it can be repeated as many times as you require. Here is where the Information Age Prayer service really shines allowing you to purchase more than you would ever be able to say on your own. Sign up for the Hail Mary Prayer and they will be voiced for less than the cost of a text message!
Subscribe for 10 a day or purchase as many as you need
Less than 7 Cents Each
Conveniently sold in multiples of 10.
The Shema, שמע
One of the most important prayers, one is obligated to say it twice daily, once in the morning and once the evening. It is meant to be said in person, but if that is not possible you may want to subscribe for the twice daily Shema prayer. You may not fulfill your daily obligation to pray through this service, nevertheless, it certainly doesn't hurt to have this holy prayer voiced!
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One of the most important prayers, one is obligated to say it twice daily, once in the morning and once the evening. It is meant to be said in person, but if that is not possible you may want to subscribe for the twice daily Shema prayer. You may not fulfill your daily obligation to pray through this service, nevertheless, it certainly doesn't hurt to have this holy prayer voiced!
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Prayer for Luck
We can all use a bit of good luck, whether playing the lottery or just finding that parking spot. This prayer asks God to "remove all the obstacles" and "guide me down the correct paths in life."
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We can all use a bit of good luck, whether playing the lottery or just finding that parking spot. This prayer asks God to "remove all the obstacles" and "guide me down the correct paths in life."
Pray for Luck Discount Rate, $3.95/Month
Brothers and sisters, I hope that you'll join me in denouncing this blasphemous scam. Tell your friends! If folks have that kind of money to spare, Landover Baptist Church is the place to send it. We don't make false promises, friends! Salvation is 100% Guaranteed, or your money back!
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