I hate God and Jesus (and school, too).

[PleaseSaveHeathens]

How about Landover baptist, CRAZIEST MOST EXTREME CASES OF CLOSEMINDED RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS?

You people are the most ignorant group I have ever come across. I know this isnt going to change your views, but since you seem so righteous, I felt i should do the same.

I'm a born again PAGAN.
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First things first. YOU ARE NOT GODS FAVORITE.
YOU ARE THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME OF A HANDWRITTEN BOOK.

Lets not forget people, the bible was written by men and women alike.

They were not god. Jesus was a man. He was the first person to claim he was the "son of god."

If any other crazy guy did that nowadays you would call him a heathen and send him to an asylum And put him on Meds.

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Open your eyes.

Your God, is a Jealous god. He is gluttonous god who wants nothing but praise. Praise will be the only way to be saved.

Do you realize that in Christianity you never take account for your own actions? You can mess up your whole life. It doesnt matter if you stole, raped, or murdered your entire life.

If you accept jesus Christ as your lord and savior within the last moments of your life, you are saved.


FUCKED UP.



Oh yeah back to false religion. Man wrote the bible. It doesnt matter who they said they got it from. Maybe way back when they found some shrooms in Jerusalem and Wrote all these different stories.

The fact of the matter is, you can NEVER prove that any religion is RIGHT, REAL, or GUARANTEED.

You have no proof that heaven or hell exists. I cant prove that I'm going to Be reincarnated.

We can only go our seperate ways and be happy. Except in your case.

You guys Are Annoying.

And if your so god damn right, Leave up my post, and challenge it till you're blue in the face.

Prove me wrong, That your religion is right.

( oh and do you guys act like this everyday? Like are you this preachy in real life? I know i'm not but sorry, you guys made a really extreme website. Expect retorts.)

Oh and dont do it by pulling scriptures out of your book. We've already established that that is the word of MAN. Not GOD directly.

No?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

[Wide-Open]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

Born again pagan? Is that someone who was eaten as a baby and comes back as a doorstop? Or the other way round?

[Max Bayes]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

Come now, you don't truly believe you are the first sinner to have come to challenge us, do you? I understand as a Pagaren't, you feel that you are damned. But just because you are bound to burn in the fiery depths of Hell, don't take it out on us.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

[…]Your God, is a Jealous god. He is gluttonous god who wants nothing but praise. Praise will be the only way to be saved.

…and your point being?

Do you realize that in Christianity you never take account for your own actions? You can mess up your whole life. It doesnt matter if you stole, raped, or murdered your entire life.

The best deal in town! I suggest you sign up and get washed in the Blood of the Lamb!

If you accept jesus Christ as your lord and savior within the last moments of your life, you are saved.

You are a pagan and know these things? Praise The Lord, His wisdom has penetrated your thick skull and entered your very soul!

You guys Are Annoying.

We speak only of God – God doesn’t like it when people call Him annoying.

Prove me wrong, That your religion is right.

The Bible (KJV 1611) is the only proof the right-minded want.

We've already established that that is the word of MAN. Not GOD directly.

You’ll find no argument to that here (I do believe you are beginning to see the light!) God is like the CEO of a huge business conglomerate, He doesn’t write His own letters, He dictates them!

[The unEnlightened]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

PleasesaveHeathens: You've probably summed up the majority of my feelings towards modern day religion and the people who follow it. People are finally starting to question the bibles authenticity as the one true immaculate word of god. A perfect omniscient being would not want his people to live their lives despising one another based on their backgrounds... not on the content of their character.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

[...] A perfect omniscient being would not want his people to live their lives despising one another based on their backgrounds... [...]

How is it possible for you to know that? Or are you a member of The Union of Amalgamated Omnipotent Gods and Minor Demons?

You're a Hellbound sinner and you know it - your opinion is worthless!

[Martin Poofter]

Re: I have a false religion. THOSE piffleING HEATHENS.

Come now, you don't truly believe you are the first sinner to have come to challenge us, do you? I understand as a Pagaren't, you feel that you are damned. But just because you are bound to burn in the fiery depths of Hell, don't take it out on us.

I see the devil is still sitting in the back seat of the bus. Perhaps he is there to sanction disbelievers. I feel humbled already.

[PleaseSaveHeathens]

Re: I hate God and Jesus (and school, too).

hahahahaha You guys are very intelligent.

Good replies.

The enlightened, its nice to see a like mind here.

Oh and don't mind my Username, i made it up so i could get on here.

Bright Blessings From our Gods, to yours.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I hate God and Jesus (and school, too).

[...]Bright Blessings From our Gods, to yours.

You're wicker aren't you? You worship broccoli and sprouts! They'll never get you to heaven son. Repent now!

[JennyD]

Re: I hate God and Jesus (and school, too).

Open your eyes.

Your God, is a Jealous god. He is gluttonous god who wants nothing but praise. Praise will be the only way to be saved.

Pretty much. And yet you choose to insult God by worshipping trees. Are you a masochist?

Do you realize that in Christianity you never take account for your own actions? You can mess up your whole life. It doesnt matter if you stole, raped, or murdered your entire life.

If you accept jesus Christ as your lord and savior within the last moments of your life, you are saved.


piffleED UP.

Yes, it's much more logical than, say, praying to dirt.

Oh yeah back to false religion. Man wrote the bible. It doesnt matter who they said they got it from. Maybe way back when they found some shrooms in Jerusalem and Wrote all these different stories.

The fact of the matter is, you can NEVER prove that any religion is RIGHT, REAL, or GUARANTEED.

So then you're not a pagan, you're an agnostic. Why not at least be intellectually honest and say so?

Is it because you get more wild sex as a "pagan", by convincing little girls that you're a "powerful wizard"? Or is it because you want to offend Christians?

You have no proof that heaven or hell exists. I cant prove that I'm going to Be reincarnated.

We can only go our seperate ways and be happy. Except in your case.

You guys Are Annoying.

Um, who's the one who registered to enter our Christian church forum, uninvited, and started telling us that God isn't real and how stupid we are?

That must be an example of what you liberals call "tolerance", right?

Sir, you're the annoying one.

Born again pagan? Is that someone who was eaten as a baby and comes back as a doorstop? Or the other way round?

Come on, Brother W-O. We all know that's not possible.

Pagans don't eat doorstops!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: I hate God and Jesus (and school, too).

Lets not forget people, the bible was written by men and women alike.

I've heard all of the whiny little pagan rants before...except for this one. Do you honestly think God would speak to a woman, much less trust her to write His most holy words? We women would get distracted and start writing whatever came into our heads. How could the Lord have gotten through to people with passages like, " And we know that the Son of God is come, and hath given us an understanding, that we may... polish sandals, buy eggs at the marketplace..."
I mean, really. Be serious now.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: I hate God and Jesus (and school, too).

Originally Posted by PleaseSaveHeathens
You people are the most ignorant group I have ever come across. I know this isnt going to change your views, but since you seem so righteous, I felt i should do the same.

Why do you call us of ignorant? The members on this board can provide you Biblical, historical, anecdotical, and empirical evidence to support all of our beliefs. Can you say the same?

If any other crazy guy did that nowadays you would call him a heathen and send him to an asylum And put him on Meds.

Of course. There can be only one Jesus.

Do you realize that in Christianity you never take account for your own actions? You can mess up your whole life. It doesnt matter if you stole, raped, or murdered your entire life.

Really? We live by an objective moral and ethical code – the Laws of God. What do you appeal to in order to distinguish right from wrong, good from evil? From what moral position can you judge rape and murder bad?

The fact of the matter is, you can NEVER prove that any religion is RIGHT, REAL, or GUARANTEED.

The fact of the matter is, nothing can be proven. Everything is a numbers game, but we accept on faith that the world and ourselves are real. Do you require a higher standard when it comes to God than what is expected from science, which is nothing but a probability and self-referential system?

We can only go our seperate ways and be happy. Except in your case.

Who actually invited you to this board?

And if your so god damn right, Leave up my post, and challenge it till you're blue in the face.

So you admit you have already made up your mind? Who is “CLOSEMINDED” now?

[The unEnlightened]

Re: I hate God and Jesus (and school, too).

Why do you call us of ignorant? The members on this board can provide you Biblical, historical, anecdotical, and empirical evidence to support all of our beliefs. Can you say the same

Im sure he could, so could I, but I only care enough to point you out. Ive realized how fruitless arguing these points are.

Of course. There can be only one Jesus.

"... and he will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead"

Really? We live by an objective moral and ethical code – the Laws of God. What do you appeal to in order to distinguish right from wrong, good from evil? From what moral position can you judge rape and murder bad?

Common sense and a general knowlegde of whats right and whats wrong. From your position of religeon, passing judgement on everyone who is not caucasian baptist is ok... If you actually have regular contact with these people youll understand how insane this is. I know youll say that you dont want to because there sinners or something of the like tho....

The fact of the matter is, nothing can be proven. Everything is a numbers game, but we accept on faith that the world and ourselves are real. Do you require a higher standard when it comes to God than what is expected from science, which is nothing but a probability and self-referential system?

No problem with this, anyone could be right and ur allowed to have ur own beliefs. This I dont question at all

Who actually invited you to this board?

I cant speak for him but I foudn this website when I googled Raptor jesus and found some of the arguements for why it is evil. Again, not gonna argue this, because I can see how it would be offensive.

So you admit you have already made up your mind? Who is “CLOSEMINDED” now?

That doesnt even make sense, he said ur free to argue with him... he didnt say he has already made up his mind going into this.



Also theres alot of attacking the person rather then the ideal in this thread.

[Nobar King]

Re: I hate God and Jesus (and school, too).

Also theres alot of attacking the person rather then the ideal in this thread.

I agree. Character assassination is not the point of this forum. We're here to praise Jesus.

Thread closed.

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