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  • Peregrine
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    • Apr 2009
    • 4

    #1

    What About Rastafarians?

    What kind of religious cult are they, and why are they sinful? I know nothing of them!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: What About Rastafarians?

    I call shenanigans. You're from that stoner forum, aren't you?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Peregrine
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      • Apr 2009
      • 4

      #3
      Re: What About Rastafarians?

      Excuse me? I'm just trying to find some information from a different viewpoint than the very isolated one I have. The internet is a useful tool. I only wish you were a bit less hostile and a bit more informative, but if its something you don't know or don't wish to divulge, do not sully my reputation so as to prevent others from giving me an honest an straightforward answer.

      Please, respect me and I shall respect you, and we shall live as it says in Colossians 3:1-17 :
      Put on then, as God's chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience, bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive. And above all these put on love, which binds everything together in perfect harmony. And let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, to which indeed you were called in one body. And be thankful. Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly, teaching and admonishing one another in all wisdom, singing psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, with thankfulness in your hearts to God. And whatever you do, in word or deed, do everything in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: What About Rastafarians?

        Then, why would you be interested in those stinky hippies? Have you been listening to that Bob Marley? The Lord struck him dead at 37 because he turned his back on Jesus. He'll do the same to you, too. Get the rastas out of your head. You don't need to be distracted by their lies.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • John Bois Ward
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 350

          #5
          Re: What About Rastafarians?

          According to Wikipedia, Rastafarians are worshipers of the deity of the made up religion, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This "religion" is composed of scientists and atheists and was created for the sole purpose of perpetrating the myth of evolution. They demonstrate a strange attachment to pirates.
          Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974

            #6
            Re: What About Rastafarians?

            Oh dear. Another thread goes up in pot smoke.
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • Max Bayes
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2009
              • 302

              #7
              Re: What About Rastafarians?

              The Rastas are, in a sense, a form of Christianity gone horribly, horribly wrong. Just like those Cathohicks. Rather than believe that Jesus, our saviour, is yet to return and do away with all the heathens, they believe that he has already turned up. They foolishly believe that Jesus came back as Emporer Selassie. They 'worship' him by smoking reefer and shooting at each other a lot. Bunch of easily-misleaded, narrow minded bigots if you ask me.
              BEHOLD!!!
              THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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              May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
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                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: What About Rastafarians?

                Everything you everwanted to know about Rastafarians.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22907

                  #9
                  Re: What About Rastafarians?

                  I didn't click that link - I know all I need to about Rastafarians - unhygienic jigaboos who don't wash their hair. Strangely their god had reasonable hair, was a descendant of Ham and hated Bob Marley music.

                  Rastas are thus like false Christians who invent a god that is not in their god's image.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: What About Rastafarians?

                    Even worse is blond dreadlocks:__

                    Why would you do that to your hair if you didn't have to?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Nurse Clampett
                      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 974

                      #11
                      Re: What About Rastafarians?

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Even worse is blond dreadlocks:__

                      Why would you do that to your hair if you didn't have to?
                      She's probably a member of The Reverse Oreo Society. Black in, white out.
                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: What About Rastafarians?

                        I didn't know what that was until this January.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: What About Rastafarians?

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Even worse is blond dreadlocks:__

                          Why would you do that to your hair if you didn't have to?
                          What did her hair do to her, to deserve such treatment?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: What About Rastafarians?

                            She's probably just a rasta slut. Keeping a rats nest like that is a good way to meet other rastas and get them to 'smoke you out' with the reefer. She probably puts out for weed, too.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Jimmy C Lombardo
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                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 218

                              #15
                              Re: What About Rastafarians?

                              it could be a trick yknow. neegros only like goin after purty well groomed white gals n she mite be tryin to make herself look swarthy to protect her presshus hootchy cootch.

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