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  • #1

    Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

    I didn't know what a "Croc" was. I thought they would be some nice croc skin boots! I wanted a pair because I once had some nice snake skin boots and you just can't do better than reptile skin footwear.

    Well imagine my shock when I saw what people were talking about! Fairy footwear! These aren't for little girls to play in the lawn in the summer or at the beach, NO!!! grown-ups wear them, even MEN!!! Well, I guess that's stretching the term "men" if they wear these things!!!



    From the croc page:

    There are over 5,000 shops selling these ballerina booties!!!
    And that's just in the USA!
    More shops opening all over the world.

    If you're a True Christian ™ you must help put a stop to this evil. Crocs are a gateway sin. Organize a croc burning in your community. Sposer a Croc hunt! Just do everything in your power to wipe out this threat to every Christian on the planet.
    ( I think Crocs are the prefered footwear of Wiccans)
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • #2
    Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

    Those are great if you want to sound like some heel-dragging Chinese peasant. I suppose a lifeguard might find them convenient. They would be easy to doff in case of an emergency.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

      If the Lord wanted us to wear plastic shoes, he would have made cows out of plastic!

      Shoes, boots, sandals, whatever! As long as they are made of leather! It was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!

      And I hear the queers like Crocs, as it makes it easier to kick them off before jumping in the sack with some random partner!

      And that video! Are those "shoes" having sex? Disgusting!
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      • #4
        Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

        Plastic? Two words, "Athlete's foot"
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

          Nobody in my household may wear this sort of Eurotrash inspired footwear. The fact of the matter is that I only buy shoes which are made from animals and manufactured by some Indonesian peasant. This is a plot to steal food out of the mouths of farmers and peasants. What would Jesus wear? Not this crap.
          I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

            I thought this thread was about crocodile skin shoes.

            Sister Thumper and I collect them.


            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

              There may be no need to protest crocs, anymore:
              Once-trendy Crocs could be on their last legs

              100 million foam clogs were sold in 7 years, but the firm is now in trouble

              Crocs Inc., which swung from a $168.2 million profit in 2007 to a $185.1 million loss last year, has until September to pay off its debt.
              "The company's toast," said Damon Vickers, who manages an investment fund at Nine Points Capital Partners in Seattle. "They're zombie-ish. They're dead and they don't know it."
              You can't base your business model on selling shoes to zombies.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

                It pays to boycott and write letters!
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #9
                  Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

                  In that article it says kids are going to flip flops. Isn't that like sandals? Jesus wore sandals. I bet Satan wears crocs.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    ...
                    It´s like a "fashion" mosque.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I thought this thread was about crocodile skin shoes.

                    Sister Thumper and I collect them.

                    Pastor Ezekiel gets +1000 cool points.
                    Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
                    Joshua 1:18

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                    • #11
                      Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

                      I must ask why you are making such a big deal about a pair of ugly shoes? Okay, so you say they are evil. Then don't wear them. Problem solved?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

                        NOBODY should wear them though.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

                          What are you going on about? They are just shoes. People put them on their feet. It's not like people use them to kill others with. You're making this into something it's not, sorry to say. Dx

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                          • #14
                            Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

                            You won't catch a Negro in dem things, thats fo sho!
                            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                            • #15
                              Re: Crocs, shoes of Satan. Demon slippers.

                              'Negro'? As in the terribly racist word for People of Color? :/

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