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  • Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
    You may have noticed my Avatar - It says 'Anvil of the Antipodes' - not 'pussy-footing limp wristed nancy boy liberal and all round nice guy'.
    I am happy to say that your opinion matters not, Friend, and between you and I, only my opinion matters, because its an opinion that follows The Bible. Why do you hate Jesus so?
    Hate Jesus? Ok, so your not polite, you are an a*s hole, and now your making up crap about people? What is your freaking problem? You shouldnt have said the hell comment, and you especially shouldnt lie about people. After all, God forgives all doesnt he?

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    • Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by Just Some Angry Guy View Post
      Hate Jesus? Ok, so your not polite, you are an a*s hole, and now your making up crap about people? What is your freaking problem? You shouldnt have said the hell comment, and you especially shouldnt lie about people. After all, God forgives all doesnt he?
      What I should or should not have said has nothing whatsoever to do with your opinion, as you are unsaved trash.
      If loving my fellow man enough to try and help them avoid the horrors of eternal hellfire and anal sodomy at the hands of a grateful satan, is an example of being an asshole, it is you who have the problem my friend.
      I'm trying to save his eternal soul - and I'd like to try to save yours too, because I love you, Friend. As a christian man, I feel nothing but pity and compasion for those who havent accepted Jesus into their lives yet. When will you turn to Jesus, Friend? I'm waiting to pray with you...
      Have you tithed yet?
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • Re: False Religions Register

        Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
        What I should or should not have said has nothing whatsoever to do with your opinion, as you are unsaved trash.
        If loving my fellow man enough to try and help them avoid the horrors of eternal hellfire and anal sodomy at the hands of a grateful satan, is an example of being an asshole, it is you who have the problem my friend.
        I'm trying to save his eternal soul - and I'd like to try to save yours too, because I love you, Friend. As a christian man, I feel nothing but pity and compasion for those who havent accepted Jesus into their lives yet. When will you turn to Jesus, Friend? I'm waiting to pray with you...
        Have you tithed yet?
        OMG GROW UP! IF YOU CALL SHIT LIKE THIS TRYING TO HELP OTHERS, I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU ANGRY! Telling people they will burn in hell doesnt exactly make them feel comfortable with religion at all. If someone told me that (and God knows they have), it would scare me for away from Church and people like you. Telling someone these things, makes THEM HATE YOU! NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SO CALLED "HELP" FOR HELPING THEM AWAY FROM THE LAKE OF FIRE! I dont need your love, nor anyone from this site. Ive finally decided, that this is, indeed a False religious site, or just a bunch of Satanists scaring people away from Christianity. One or the other, im not sure

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        • Re: False Religions Register

          Originally posted by Just Some Angry Guy View Post
          OMG GROW UP! IF YOU CALL SHIT LIKE THIS TRYING TO HELP OTHERS, I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU ANGRY! Telling people they will burn in hell doesnt exactly make them feel comfortable with religion at all. If someone told me that (and God knows they have), it would scare me for away from Church and people like you. Telling someone these things, makes THEM HATE YOU! NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SO CALLED "HELP" FOR HELPING THEM AWAY FROM THE LAKE OF FIRE! I dont need your love, nor anyone from this site. Ive finally decided, that this is, indeed a False religious site, or just a bunch of Satanists scaring people away from Christianity. One or the other, im not sure
          This man hates Jesus. don't be like him, kids.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • Re: False Religions Register

            in first place, agnostic is pretty different than atheist. though your closed minds wouldnt get it.

            agnostics, like me, pretty much dont give a damn about organized religion, atheists dont give a damn about spirituality as a whole.

            and none of which you stated worship satan, Mrs Rogers, for the simple fact that they either believe in their respective god, do not believe in satan or the bible (satan is created and introduced by no other than the bible itself), or dont believe in anything/dont give a damn

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            • Ezekial and Temperance are proven to be gay!

              EDIT: Some people just don't get the message. Welcome to moderator preview. BJ

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              • Re: False Religions Register

                hehe, what is BJ?

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                • Re: False Religions Register

                  I have a few ideas

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                  • Re: False Religions Register

                    Originally posted by Viking View Post
                    hehe, what is BJ?
                    Pastor Bobby Joe.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Re: False Religions Register

                      wow

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                      • Re: False Religions Register

                        aww

                        hasnt anyone called him blow-job? or blower?

                        the cock blower

                        im sorry, just a joke, no offense intended, just enjoying my crappy jokes. dont take it seriously.

                        back on topic, can anyone of you list me all the religions that are banned from heaven? just interested, i want numbers, lists, not "all which is not christian".

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                        • Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by YrLrdsFckngDd View Post
                          wow
                          That's just what I say when I see Bobby Joe's manly figure entering a room.
                          Unfortunately I am saving myself for Jesus.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Re: False Religions Register

                            yeah... right


                            " the cock blower"

                            roflmao lolololololol

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                            • Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by Viking View Post
                              aww

                              hasnt anyone called him blow-job? or blower?

                              the cock blower

                              im sorry, just a joke, no offense intended, just enjoying my crappy jokes. dont take it seriously.

                              back on topic, can anyone of you list me all the religions that are banned from heaven? just interested, i want numbers, lists, not "all which is not christian".
                              Please don't say such things or you'll get Banned.
                              Bobby Joe is one of the most not Gay people I know. Apart from all the other Pastors of course who are also Not Gay.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • Re: False Religions Register

                                and what is wrong with being gay exactly?

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