[Jo Freddie]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Aw... Is the pasta thingy going to turn five soon? Is that why you are so intent on persecuting us lately?

Why is it persecution to share the truth with you?

It is out of the goodness of my heart that I try to help you discover the One True Religion. I am trying to help you become better people, I want you to reach Heaven and not end up in Heaven-Lite. Do you want an eternity of warm beer, manky strippers and hardly able to hear the band let alone see the stage? Would you not much prefer to have an afterlife of great beer, fantastic strippers with a front row view of the stage?

Despite all your faults and resistance to accepting The Flying Spaghetti Monster as you Lord and Creator I can still find it in my heart to forgive you. You are a creation of the FSM and as such have the potential to be wonderful, I can see that potential and I long to help you achieve it.

[Dirk]

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Stop mocking God!

[Jo Freddie]

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Stop mocking God!

How do I mock God when all I try to do is share the truth about who God really is?
Your fake god is responsible for so much pain and misery, do you not want to shake that curse off?

[handmaiden]

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It is out of the goodness of my heart that I try to help you discover the One True Religion. I am trying to help you become better people, I want you to reach Heaven and not end up in Heaven-Lite. Do you want an eternity of warm beer, manky strippers and hardly able to hear the band let alone see the stage? Would you not much prefer to have an afterlife of great beer, fantastic strippers with a front row view of the stage?

Your so-called "One True Religion" is filled with patriarchal oppression and exploitation of women, i.e. strippers in "heaven".

The REAL One True Religion, True Christianity offers women a place of respect as good wives and mothers of fine, Christian men.


With Christianity, women are protected, not exploited.


Outragedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

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Your so-called "One True Religion" is filled with patriarchal oppression and exploitation of women, i.e. strippers in "heaven".

The REAL One True Religion, True Christianity offers women a place of respect as good wives and mothers of fine, Christian men.


With Christianity, women are protected, not exploited.


Outragedly Yours,

Handmaiden

You tell him Sister, Christians do not exploit women. Just last week I let my maid off 3 hours early, so she could go to the hospital to have her baby( I docked her wages to reflect the missed time).

[handmaiden]

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You tell him Sister, Christians do not exploit women. Just last week I let my maid off 3 hours early, so she could go to the hospital to have her baby( I docked her wages to reflect the missed time).

That must have been a major inconvenience to you, given the size of your modest mansion and your need to keep a clean home worthy of a "drop by" from Our Lord at any time.

You have such a generous nature, brother, as befits a True Christian Gentleman.


Approvingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jo Freddie]

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Your so-called "One True Religion" is filled with patriarchal oppression and exploitation of women, i.e. strippers in "heaven".

The REAL One True Religion, True Christianity offers women a place of respect as good wives and mothers of fine, Christian men.


With Christianity, women are protected, not exploited.


Outragedly Yours,

Handmaiden

Yet another example of how your sexist "church" has brainwashed you, you assume that strippers must be female, a stripper can be of any sex or persuasion.
The Strippers in Heaven are Holy creatures designed by God for the benefit of His creation and take the form that is most suitable to the person they have been created for.
It is not just the men who are provided with divine Strippers. but your church does not allow women to have pleasure for the sake of pleasure so you find the concept so hard to grasp. While your church may claim to protect women it only does so to make them available to look after and serve men.

And just to confirm my point

You tell him Sister, Christians do not exploit women. Just last week I let my maid off 3 hours early, so she could go to the hospital to have her baby( I docked her wages to reflect the missed time).

[James Dewitt]

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Yet another example of how your sexist "church" has brainwashed you, you assume that strippers must be female, a stripper can be of any sex or persuasion.
The Strippers in Heaven are Holy creatures designed by God for the benefit of His creation and take the form that is most suitable to the person they have been created for.
It is not just the men who are provided with divine Strippers. but your church does not allow women to have pleasure for the sake of pleasure so you find the concept so hard to grasp. While your church may claim to protect women it only does so to make them available to look after and serve men.

Hold on for a second big boy. Christian women derive great pleasure from cooking, cleaning and having children. Nothing makes a female happier than a mop in one hand, a frying pan in the other and a child pulling at her dress. My ex-wife( Where ever she is) just loved to have my dinner ready when I arrived home from a hard day playing golf. She would have the whining brats children fed, bathed and in bed. The house was spotless from top to bottom. She would serve my dinner in my den, cut my steak and go finish cleaning the kitchen. 3 nights a week I allowed her 1 hour of " me time" she could do what ever she wanted to do, like read the Bible. She was as happy as a two pecked puppy.

[handmaiden]

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And just to confirm my point

You tell him Sister, Christians do not exploit women. Just last week I let my maid off 3 hours early, so she could go to the hospital to have her baby( I docked her wages to reflect the missed time).

Why are you quoting our Brother Dewitt to support YOUR point? Clearly, his actions speak to support OUR point.

He provides employment for a woman who might otherwise be a drain on public resources and he let her head off to the hospital to attend to a minor health matter that women have been dealing with for six thousand years without any major medical assistance, thereby leaving him in the lurch with a half-cleaned house.

Do you have any idea of how full our brother's plate is right now? He lost three hours of labor from this woman because she had to pursue her labor pains in a hospital like some drama queen who thinks giving birth behind a bush is not good enough for her! What is with the help these days?!

Disapprovingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Dirk]

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How do I mock God when all I try to do is share the truth about who God really is?

If you want to share the truth about who God really is, you need to share the KJV1611 Bible.

Your genuine god is responsible for so much pain and misery, do you not want to shake that curse off?

Who cares if he smites people, it even could be for fun. If God made us to be similair to him, just must accept you like fun don't you? Well God likes fun too, so why not punish people?

Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Psalm 7:11
God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day.

[Jo Freddie]

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Hold on for a second big boy. Christian women derive great pleasure from cooking, cleaning and having children. Nothing makes a female happier than a mop in one hand, a frying pan in the other and a child pulling at her dress. My ex-wife( Where ever she is) just loved to have my dinner ready when I arrived home from a hard day playing golf. She would have the whining brats children fed, bathed and in bed. The house was spotless from top to bottom. She would serve my dinner in my den, cut my steak and go finish cleaning the kitchen. 3 nights a week I allowed her 1 hour of " me time" she could do what ever she wanted to do, like read the Bible. She was as happy as a two pecked puppy.

And she found it so overwhelmingly rewarding that she could no longer handle it? is that why she your EX-wife?

If you want to share the truth about who God really is, you need to share the KJV1611 Bible.

Nope, that is a collection of fairy tales as I keep trying to point out, the TRUTH can be found in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)

[James Dewitt]

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And she found it so overwhelmingly rewarding that she could no longer handle it? is that why she your EX-wife?
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My ex- wife ran off (I think she ran off or fell in a sink hole)
because our 18 year old son went to a military college and our 16 year old son moved to Canada and got married. The youngest had some issues with what to do with his seed, so I found him a bride.

Back to the issue at hand, females are best suited for house chores, cooking, cleaning, raising children. Now some of the more hardy stock( Talk to Brother Hutchins and Brother Enoch) are well suited to do far more physical chores, like plowing, wood cutting etc. A lot of it depends on how and where the females are raised. Marry a city girl, you get the basic model( cooking , cleaning and birthing children). Marry a country girl (Farm Girl) you get the deluxe model. They do all of the normal things plus, carpentry, electrical, auto mechanic among other things. My first wife was a city model, my next one will be the Deluxe model, far more useful.
A shout out to Brother Hutchins on the useful explanation of the two models.

[Dirk]

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Nope, that is a collection of fairy tales as I keep trying to point out, the TRUTH can be found in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)

Why is it a collection of fairy tales?

[Jo Freddie]

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My ex- wife ran off (I think she ran off or fell in a sink hole)
because our 18 year old son went to a military college and our 16 year old son moved to Canada and got married. The youngest had some issues with what to do with his seed, so I found him a bride.

Back to the issue at hand, females are best suited for house chores, cooking, cleaning, raising children. Now some of the more hardy stock( Talk to Brother Hutchins and Brother Enoch) are well suited to do far more physical chores, like plowing, wood cutting etc. A lot of it depends on how and where the females are raised. Marry a city girl, you get the basic model( cooking , cleaning and birthing children). Marry a country girl (Farm Girl) you get the deluxe model. They do all of the normal things plus, carpentry, electrical, auto mechanic among other things. My first wife was a city model, my next one will be the Deluxe model, far more useful.
A shout out to Brother Hutchins on the useful explanation of the two models.

So a woman can not be the equal of a man and do the same things?

[Dirk]

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So a woman can not be the equal of a man and do the same things?

We only follow the bible.