[Dr. Zaius]

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Another bigot. Where did you come from again? Oh, yeah, Australia. Land of Foster's and bigots.

[JennyD]

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No i actually came to your "Church" via the internet, get used to this internet, its going to rule the world one day, trying to warn you baptists about how bad you are and how you need to convert. And if you ever call my mother a whore again, you will burn in hell, i will see to it.

Anime, will you tell me exactly how the internet is going to rule the world?

Does it have artificial intelligence and weaponry?

Another bigot. Where did you come from again? Oh, yeah, Australia. Land of Foster's and bigots.

Anime and pals are just a bunch of bogans, Dr. Monkeyman.

[Nobar King]

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New Age of Ascension



They sell an Ascension 'Kit', which attracts hippy ghosts:


And worship crystals:



This is the kind of tripe those Australians fall for:

CRYSTAL ASCENSION READINGS
Are you actively working on your Ascension?
There is a lot of information to take in and remember and many places where imbalances can occur in your field. Using a combination of crystal divination and remote reading/balancing I can supply you with information on areas that need work and intentions to help you bring your field into balance, helping your ascension proceed more smoothly.

Dear Beloved Ascending Human,

The Flowering Trees and Plants along with Bees speak to you today. The Bee Kingdom especially wishes to address the recent news about so many of their kingdom perishing at this time in human history. This issue has caused the flowering trees and plants to write a little earlier this year than originally planned upon.

Flowering plant and tree kingdoms provide beautiful fragrances, honey procured by the bee kingdom, as well as fruits, nuts and vegetables for animal, bird or human consumption. Our kingdom works hand in hand with the bee kingdom to pollinate each flower so that the necessary substances and DNA are present to allow for the maturing of the fruit offered. Many plants have diversified into male and female flowers, and it is in the blending of the pollen from each that then the fruit can be spawned.

The bees move from flower to flower in the gathering of the sugar offered for the honey in their hives, and act as a conduit to move the male and female pollen between flowers so that each can produce a fruit. A lack of bees would therefore prevent the pollen from moving as it should and the fruits produced would therefore be small in number or nonexistent. This is the crisis that American and European farmers have found themselves in within recent years as many honey bees are going extinct, or failing to return to their hives, and now crops may be minimized as a result.

Blah...Blah...Blah...Blah...

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Anime, will you tell me exactly how the internet is going to rule the world?

Does it have artificial intelligence and weaponry?

I think this nincompoop has watched too many episodes of The Sarah Conner Chronicles.

[ginajane]

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what about seventh day adventists???????????????

[Nobar King]

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They're on page one of this thread, maybe you should read that part.

Or... are you an adventest? Would you like to renounce your religion in the name of Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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what about seventh day adventists???????????????

They use a false Bible, don't eat meat, and believe in communism. They are a cult, like the mormoons and the jehovah witless.

[ginajane]

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i looked at it but i couldnt see it......

[WickedWitch]

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i looked at it but i couldnt see it......

Yeah, well, masturbation is known to cause blindness.

[ginajane]

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Yeah, well, masturbation is known to cause blindness.

not too sure what your stupidity has to deal with this topic.

[WickedWitch]

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i looked at it but i couldnt see it......

Yeah, well, masturbation is known to cause blindness.

not too sure what your stupidity has to deal with this topic.

Please don't tell me that you honestly can't connect those dots. If that's the case, I will lose all faith in humanity's intelligence... or at least yours...

[Miss Maisie]

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not too sure what your stupidity has to deal with this topic.

I believe you done called the kettle black here, sugar. You being the pot in this case. Both of y'all, however, while not equal in intelligence, are still not Saved.

That brand of false Christianity is indeed mentioned on our forums. Those who follow it are headed to the pit.

[Calyce]

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I'm surprised you don't have Discordianism up there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm surprised you don't have Discordianism up there.

I don't play any musical instruments, but as far as I know, they don't constitute a religion.

Please proceed to the "introductions" thread and tell us about yourself, pal.

[Talitha]

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Yo Blazy Blaze in tha house showin' ya'll wut up when it comez to religionz.
I don't like you punkz bcause you're all racists and drunkerz.
Like Jesus, he drank Wine all tha time. Maria Magdalena waz a hoe (hooker)

Don't get mad cuz......... BLAZY BLAZE BE BLAZING

Oh and by da way, Jesus sucks hahahahaha

We speak American English here Boy.

Please refrain from taking the name of Jesus in vain.

HE DIED FOR YOU!