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  • #346
    Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by Lopsided View Post
    I would like to suggest the denomination of baptists. They are dirty racist pigs. They hate anyone different and any1 who dissagrees. Baptist can go to hell with their friend Satan/Huckabee.
    Who is this Satan/Huckabee character? I don't think I've heard of him before.
    Originally posted by Amaime View Post
    No i actually came to your "Church" via the internet, get used to this internet, its going to rule the world one day
    Yeah, right. The internet and the chinks, I'm sure.
    trying to warn you baptists about how bad you are and how you need to convert. And if you ever call my mother a whore again, you will burn in hell, i will see to it.
    Friend, I do not take kindly to threats, especially not ones from Popish sons-of-whores like yourself.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #347
      Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Who is this Satan/Huckabee character? I don't think I've heard of him before.

      Yeah, right. The internet and the chinks, I'm sure.

      Friend, I do not take kindly to threats, especially not ones from Popish sons-of-whores like yourself.
      And that is why you are racist disgusting pigs, using the words chink and calling my mother a whore, im glad you dont take kindly to my "threat" which has now become a promise. You will die and burn in hell, i swear it.

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      • #348
        Re: False Religions Register

        Originally posted by Amaime View Post
        And that is why you are racist disgusting pigs, using the words chink and calling my mother a whore, im glad you dont take kindly to my "threat" which has now become a promise. You will die and burn in hell, i swear it.
        Yes, I'd noticed that you swear a lot. We never got a satisfactory answer as to whether you got your pottymouth from your paedophile priest or some other, equally vile source, though. Do you kiss your herpes-ridden mother with that mouth?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #349
          Re: False Religions Register

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Yes, I'd noticed that you swear a lot. We never got a satisfactory answer as to whether you got your pottymouth from your paedophile priest or some other, equally vile source, though. Do you kiss your herpes-ridden mother with that mouth?
          Yep i do kiss my std-free mother with my god forsaken mouth. What the piffle are you going to do about it? Tell me to repent? Go die.

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          • #350
            Re: False Religions Register

            Originally posted by Amaime View Post
            Yep i do kiss my std-free mother with my god forsaken mouth. What the piffle are you going to do about it? Tell me to repent?
            It would be very nice if you repented, yes. Cutting down on the gutter talk would be a nice start. Also, I'd be pretty careful about kissing your mother. Lots of people have got hepatitis C that way, you know.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #351
              Re: False Religions Register

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              It would be very nice if you repented, yes. Cutting down on the gutter talk would be a nice start. Also, I'd be pretty careful about kissing your mother. Lots of people have got hepatitis C that way, you know.
              Have you ever heard of a disease called Sexually-Transmitted Hoogbegaafdheid? Its a real disease, and i think i caught it off my harlot mom. Maybe that's why I'm so incoherent and foul-mouthed. Perhaps I'm Belgian.
              Last edited by Brother Temperance; 02-09-2008, 12:19 AM. Reason: Post corrected

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              • #352
                Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by Amaime View Post
                Have you ever heard of a disease called Sexually-Transmitted Hoogbegaafdheid? Its a real disease, and i think i caught it off my harlot mom. Maybe that's why I'm so incoherent and foul-mouthed. Perhaps I'm Belgian.
                Did your mother breastfeed you, Amaime? Perhaps that is what turned you into a butt piffering ladyboy.

                I am sorry about your dad but I know that he must have felt real pain every time you sashayed down to Pinktown. Did you get a good asshatting last night?

                BTW, being Flemish is better than being Dutch-you at least have that going for you.

                We have several missionaries in the UK. Perhaps with some True Christian guidance you can find a way to turn your sad self around. I know that Brother Temperance would be most willing to help you bring Jesus into your life.

                YIC, Robbie

                PS: I hate it when any potentially good man goes astray.
                Come climb my mountains.

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                • #353
                  Re: False Religions Register

                  Originally posted by Lopsided View Post
                  I would like to suggest the denomination of baptists. They are dirty racist pigs. They hate anyone different and any1 who dissagrees. Baptist can go to hell with their friend Satan/Huckabee.
                  How friend. You're going well out off line here. Racism is absolute not tolerated on our churchforums.

                  Jesus gives everybody, whatever colour or religion, a chance to get Saved.

                  Accusing us of racism is very ugly thing to do and will not help you going to heaven. Au contraire.


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                  • #354
                    Re: False Religions Register

                    Juliette is correct. In God's eyes there are only two kinds of people: the Saved and the unsaved. The first get Heaven, the others get Hell. The people who are at war with God and God's Law shall be destroyed utterly, wiped from the face of the Earth, and the Chosen shall rejoice in their destruction.

                    Nothing racist about that. It's nothing at all like genocide.

                    ----

                    You do realize, Amaime, that threatening people on an internet forum is kind of dumb? What are you going to do, punch their avatar right in the nose? You'll just break your monitor, and possibly sprain your pinkie finger or something. Similarly, you can't make sure people burn in Hell. Only God makes that call.

                    Just calm down. Have a laugh.

                    You remember that after Balaam's donkey saw the Angel of the Lord the third time it fell right down in the dirt and dung of the roadway. The Angel told Balaam, "Go along with the Balak's men, but first wipe your filthy ass." Or so it should have been written.

                    ~~ OEJ

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                    • #355
                      Re: False Religions Register

                      Mormons
                      Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben, LSD Joe
                      Definition: Rural folks who believe that salvation can be had by marrying all of one's female cousins and wearing goofy underwear.
                      Trivia fact: Believe that Jesus came back as a gunfighter in the old west.
                      worship: Nephi grape soda and Satan.

                      You all must be idiots. Plural marriage hasn't existed in the church for hundreds of years. Our church is called The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day Saints. We do not worship grape soda or Satan and I have no clue what the crap Nephi even is. And I know my own religion. Maybe you should do some research through the church, not through your prejudice friends, before you assume crap. Thanks.

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                      • #356
                        Re: False Religions Register

                        Originally posted by Mormon View Post
                        I have no clue what the crap Nephi even is.
                        Are you saying that you haven't even read your own false book?

                        Maybe you should do some research.
                        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                        • #357
                          Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by Mormon View Post
                          You all must be idiots. Plural marriage hasn't existed in the church for hundreds of years.
                          Your "church" disavowed polygamy in 1890. This is 2008. That isn't "hundreds of years."
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • #358
                            Re: False Religions Register

                            Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                            How friend. You're going well out off line here. Racism is absolute not tolerated on our churchforums.

                            Jesus gives everybody, whatever colour or religion, a chance to get Saved.

                            Accusing us of racism is very ugly thing to do and will not help you going to heaven. Au contraire.

                            You guys are the biggest racist inbreds on this planet.
                            You hate blacks, you hate yellos, you hate anyone who is not Jewmerican and you hate anyone who is not inbred or brainwashed.

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                            • #359
                              Re: False Religions Register

                              This is not the "Stuff God Hates" thread. We already have dozens of those. Couldn't you have posted in one of those threads instead?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #360
                                Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                This is not the "Stuff God Hates" thread. We already have dozens of those. Couldn't you have posted in one of those threads instead?
                                God hates you, I hope you know that, why else would he have made you an inbred with a head like that?

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