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  • Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    You are the most hateful, judgemental, and predjudiced individual I have had the unpleasure of slightly knowing while browsing the internet. Congratulations!!
    Burn. I hope thats what you do. Seriously, taking the bible to the internet = Not a good move, you're going to get zero respect from people like me. I hope you get your eyes gouged out by a grue, and you die from bleeding while someone mutilates your scrotum, you fucking piece of bullshit, go burn in a fire, and then go to hell and burn eternally, i hope you do that right now, i would be so pleased. I WAS TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE! WWFSMD?

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    • Re: False Religions Register

      Why are you so angry and hate-filled, friend? Don't you know that Jesus loves you?

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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      • Re: False Religions Register

        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
        No. Made up joke religions don't count. You aren't the first one to ask about it in this thread.
        Well, we do have Mormonism on the list...
        Originally posted by Amaime View Post
        Burn. I hope thats what you do. Seriously, taking the bible to the internet = Not a good move, you're going to get zero respect from people like me.
        I know. You're a Catholic.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Re: False Religions Register

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          You are the most hateful, judgemental, and predjudiced individual I have had the unpleasure of slightly knowing while browsing the internet. Congratulations!!
          Originally posted by Amaime View Post
          Burn. I hope thats what you do.
          Was that a personal threat? Or were you referring to the company that owns the servers that this forum is hosted on? Or our Godly church?

          Pastors, I think we have a pyromaniac in our midst.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: False Religions Register

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Was that a personal threat? Or were you referring to the company that owns the servers that this forum is hosted on? Or our Godly church?

            Pastors, I think we have a pyromaniac in our midst.
            Boy, you really are a comic aren't you. I was referring to you, and the action of burning. Does that clarify it dickwad? And for Billy Fuckface up there, im filled with hatred because of you and your people's stupidity. I just read a thread that said that retards come from hell. Well then i guess my cousin, who comes from a catholic family, came from hell. Well fuck you. You guys are just a bunch of idiots who interpret the bible totally opposite to what it is supposed to be.

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            • Re: False Religions Register

              Friend, we just read the Bible and believe it. We don't "interpret" it or look for hidden hidden-meanings. The meaning is plain.

              I pray that you will let Jesus into your heart, friend.

              Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

              ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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              • Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                Friend, we just read the Bible and believe it. We don't "interpret" it or look for hidden hidden-meanings. The meaning is plain.

                I pray that you will let Jesus into your heart, friend.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Hey PROFANITY DELETED, i already let Jesus into my heart. Just not the way you guys want it so therefore its "bad" because god forbid im another religion besides crazy PROFANITY DELETED baptist. Oh i know, ill go PROFANITY DELETED DEFACE A PICTURE OF GOD, LIKE YOU DID TO MUHAMMAD. YEA REALLY PROFANITY DELETED APPROPRIATE, NICE TO SEE HOW MATURE YOU PROFANITY DELETED ARE, SERIOUSLY. YOU WOULD HAVE A FIT IF I DEFACED A PICTURE OF GOD, BUT YOU CAN TURN AROUND AND DEFACE A GOD OF ANOTHER RELIGION, YOU PEOPLE ARE TRUE SPAWNS OF HELL, GO BACK TO YOUR CREATOR, SATAN, AND ASK HIM IF YOU CAN CONVERT TO A REAL, RESPECTABLE RELIGION, WHERE WE DONT GO AROUND DEFACING ANOTHER RELIGION'S GOD. I AM SO APALLED RIGHT NOW.
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                • Re: False Religions Register

                  Originally posted by Amaime View Post
                  Boy, you really are a comic aren't you. I was referring to you, and the action of burning. Does that clarify it dickwad? And for Billy piffleface up there, im filled with hatred because of you and your people's stupidity. I just read a thread that said that retards come from hell. Well then i guess my cousin, who comes from a catholic family, came from hell.
                  Quick question: Does the priest still molest your cousin even though he's a drooling mong, or do even Catholic priests draw the line there?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Re: False Religions Register

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Quick question: Does the priest still molest your cousin even though he's a drooling mong, or do even Catholic priests draw the line there?
                    Listen, assmunch, you have this little sterotype of all priests that they molest children. WELL YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG. And thats why you people are so twisted, because of your sterotypical views on all other religions. I hope you all burn in hell.

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                    • Re: False Religions Register

                      Originally posted by Amaime View Post
                      Listen, assmunch, you have this little sterotype of all priests that they molest children. WELL YOU'RE piffleING WRONG. And thats why you people are so twisted, because of your sterotypical views on all other religions. I hope you all burn in hell.
                      Well that's not very nice.

                      James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                      This Bible verse clearly shows that, as Catholic Priests are guilty of idolatry, they are also guilty of molesting children. You can't argue with that kind of logic.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Re: False Religions Register

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Well that's not very nice.

                        James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                        This Bible verse clearly shows that, as Catholic Priests are guilty of idolatry, they are also guilty of molesting children. You can't argue with that kind of logic.
                        Sure i can. Ill give my whole argument in 2 words. You're ignorant.

                        Would you mind fucking off now?

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                        • Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by Amaime View Post
                          Sure i can. Ill give my whole argument in 2 words. You're ignorant.

                          Would you mind piffleing off now?
                          Um, did you genuinely come to our Church website expecting that we would all leave because you swore at us and told us about your whore mother and mongoloid cousin? That's not quite how it works.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Re: False Religions Register

                            I would like to suggest the denomination of baptists. They are dirty racist pigs. They hate anyone different and any1 who dissagrees. Baptist can go to hell with their friend Satan/Huckabee.

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                            • Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Um, did you genuinely come to our Church website expecting that we would all leave because you swore at us and told us about your whore mother and mongoloid cousin? That's not quite how it works.
                              No i actually came to your "Church" via the internet, get used to this internet, its going to rule the world one day, trying to warn you baptists about how bad you are and how you need to convert. And if you ever call my mother a whore again, you will burn in hell, i will see to it.

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                              • Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by Lopsided View Post
                                I would like to suggest the denomination of baptists. They are dirty racist pigs. They hate anyone different and any1 who dissagrees. Baptist can go to hell with their friend Satan/Huckabee.
                                I like you.

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