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  • Miss April
    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 685

    #796
    Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by ...... View Post
    half the times, yes i do but the other half i spend on slayer cds
    What kind of Username is yours? its Stupid did your good friend The Devil came up with it? so you spend all your time Listening to santic Music Friend you really need Jesus

    Originally posted by ...... View Post
    LOL
    I hope you'll still be Laughing when Jesus sends your unsaved ass right into the pits of Hell

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    • Christianity
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2009
      • 30

      #797
      Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by Miss April View Post
      I hope you'll still be Laughing when Jesus sends your unsaved ass right into the pits of Hell
      He was referring to that (jab) a few moments ago, Miss.
      And no, I don't hack. It's wrong.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #798
        Re: False Religions Register

        Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
        How come no one's mentioned the Church of Oprah yet? It's not exactly officially established, but the woman is a priestess, New Age spiritual leader, and (false) prophetess to millions of godless housewives who watch daytime TV instead of performing their wifely duties of housework. Whatever blasphemies and abominations she speaks daily are taken to heart by them, further corrupting our households.
        I believe that the Church of Oprah has merged with the Apostles of Obama, and formed Oprahmaism.

        They worship the Mother and Father, Oprah and Obama, who promote feelgood thoughts, self-worship, and free money for all (except those who earn it, from whom it must be taken and redistributed).
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        • patrickzzz
          Unsaved trash
          • Jul 2009
          • 11

          #799
          Re: False Religions Register

          atheists worshiping the devil?
          they belive in absoultly no deitys so why would they worship satan?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #800
            Re: False Religions Register

            Originally posted by patrickzzz View Post
            atheists worshiping the devil?
            they belive in absoultly no deitys so why would they worship satan?
            Whatever is not of Jesus is of satan. Turn or burn, maggot.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Reykjavik
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2009
              • 24

              #801
              Re: False Religions Register

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              It is a well-known fact that atheists worship monkeys, which they beleive are their forebears. Anyone who worships animals are satan worshippers.
              If I understand correctly, Atheists don't worship anything.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29441

                #802
                Re: False Religions Register

                Originally posted by Reykjavik View Post
                If I understand correctly, Atheists don't worship anything.
                Is reading a second language for you?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #803
                  Re: False Religions Register

                  Originally posted by Reykjavik View Post
                  If I understand correctly, Atheists don't worship anything.
                  You don't understand correctly.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #804
                    Re: False Religions Register

                    Originally posted by Reykjavik View Post
                    If I understand correctly, Atheists don't worship anything.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • James Peter
                      Papist Stooge
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 401

                      #805
                      Re: False Religions Register

                      You people are so wrong it's not even funny. Catholicism is NOT a false religion. As a matter of fact, it is the only TRUE RELIGION because it was the only one so clearly founded by God and not humans. Your comments about all the other religions seem fairly accurate though.
                      in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti

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                      • SnivellingSatanist
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 2

                        #806
                        Re: False Religions Register

                        Just curious.

                        Why are you people, as Christians, so full of hatred?
                        Revelation 20:10
                        And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

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                        • believer of Christ
                          Unsaved Trash, Rabid Godmocker
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 30

                          #807
                          Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by SatanicSatanist View Post
                          Just curious.

                          Why are you people, as Christians, so full of hatred?
                          We all aren't, some still have compassion. If you want to talk about being a Christian I can assist you the best I can, but please don't think all of us are like this.

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #808
                            Re: False Religions Register

                            I don't hate anyone. If you can find any posts of mine where I express hate, please show me. Otherwise, you have no room to speak.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #809
                              Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by SatanicSatanist View Post
                              Just curious.

                              Why are you people, as Christians, so full of hatred?
                              A satan worshiper accusing Christians of hatred? That's rich.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #810
                                Re: False Religions Register

                                Why do you preach hate?

                                Because the Bible preaches hate. For every one verse about God's mercy, love, compassion, etc., there are two verses about His vengeance, hatred, wrath, etc. The maudlin, kissy-pooh, feel-good, touchy-feely preachers of today's society are damning this nation and this world to hell. They are telling you what you want to hear rather than what you need to hear, just like what happened in the days of Isaiah and Jeremiah: "That this [is] a rebellious people, lying children, children [that] will not hear the law of the LORD: Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits: Get you out of the way, turn aside out of the path, cause the Holy One of Israel to cease from before us." Isaiah 30:9-11; "Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart." Jeremiah 14:14; "They have healed also the hurt [of the daughter] of my people slightly, saying, Peace, peace; when [there is] no peace. Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore they shall fall among them that fall: at the time [that] I visit them they shall be cast down, saith the LORD." Jeremiah 6:14-15. And also in the New Testament we are warned: "For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake. One of themselves, [even] a prophet of their own, said, The Cretians [are] alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies. This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith." Titus 1:11-13; "But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of." II Peter 2:1,2. What you need to hear is that God hates people, and that your chances of going to heaven are nonexistent, unless you repent. What you need to hear is a little fire and brimstone preaching, like Jesus preached. What you don't need to hear is that you're okay just the way you are, and God accepts everyone without exception. Don't listen to the money-grubbing heretic who stands at the front of your church. Listen to God. If you are one of His elect, you'll hear.

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