[OnYourKnees]

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A prize for the first person to spot a contradiction in this statement.

Is it the part where the guy who can't string proper sentences together declares that he's not stupid?

Or the part where the stupid guy says he's not stupid but also that he doesn't like the Bible, which is a stupid position to take?

Or maybe the fact that he's previously said he hasn't read the Bible, and now says he doesn't like it? How can he know he doesn't like it, if he's never even read it?

[Brother Temperance]

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Is it the part where the guy who can't string proper sentences together declares that he's not stupid?

Or the part where the stupid guy says he's not stupid but also that he doesn't like the Bible, which is a stupid position to take?

Or maybe the fact that he's previously said he hasn't read the Bible, and now says he doesn't like it? How can he know he doesn't like it, if he's never even read it?

I was thinking mainly of the second contradiction, and also partly of the first. Technically speaking, the third one isn't really a contradiction in that statement, it just contradicts something else he's stated. Anyways, here's your prize:
Proverbs 14:8 The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

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OKay, you people unfortunatley got alot of these religions mixed up I only can spot a few offhand but if one is wrong more might be wrong. Moving down the list.

1. You say Athiests worship satan and belive in evolution and science and Pastor Ezekiel said somthing along the lines of this: Athiest worship monkeys as they belive they are our forebearers. (The quote button wasn't working.)
Athiests worship NOTHING! Athiests infact hate satan and don't believe in him, let alone worship him. Athiests decide for themselves what they belive, so not all Athiests belive in science and evolution some do but not all do. Don't mistake this again, I repeat Athiest worship Nothing!

2. You say Mormons marry all thier cusins, belive that Jesus came back as a gunslinger, and wear goofy underwear and worship grape soda...I almost died of laghter when I read this! Lets get this straightend out. Mormons did infact used to beleive in the practice of more than one wife (about a hundred years ago they changed thier ways.) Mormons have a bible related book called the book of mormon that the founder Joseph Smith wrote, he said he found the "Golden Plates" (Which supposedly only he could translate into the book of mormon.) So Mormons do belive in Jesus and God but they DO NOT belive that Jesus came back as a gunslinger, thats all their is to say about that part. Goofy underwear? If you mean Fruit of the loom or another brand name of boxers then everyone wears goofy underwear, they wear he same normal stuff as anyone else. And the grape soda bit, well I have no idea where you guys came up with this but it is sure as hell not true (but the fact that you say they do is just so funny!)

3. Okay somewhere on page two Pastor Ezekiel says something about 7th Day Adventists (again quote button does not work.) Something like they go to Church on saturday and hate people that drink coffee. Let's get this one cleared. 7th Day Adventists do go to Church on saturdays because that's the day God rested after he created everything. So they worship him on the day he was finished rather than the day he started, like most religions.
The second part about drinking coffee however is not true. You clearly mixed them up with the mormons. MORMONS don't drink coffee, they don't neccisaraly (pardon spelling) hate people who drink coffee, they just don't drink it.

Okay I am done, you guys for sure got those one's wrong and you may have others, next time I find something wrong I'll let you know.
-Lone Wolf

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I have to get to church, so I can't respond to all of that right now, but if atheists claim they don't believe in their lord Satan, how can they hate him? I don't hate Booda, because I know he's not real. I hate the false religion that Satan built around him because it takes people away from Jesus, but that's something different.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

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if atheists claim they don't believe in their lord Satan, how can they hate him? I don't hate Booda, because I know he's not real. I hate the false religion that Satan built around him because it takes people away from Jesus, but that's something different.

Not all Atheist hate satan some view satan and devil figures of religion as a source of evil, just like Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Some Athiest think this way others do not, there is diversity in all groups, you can't just say they all do this or they all hate that. Me? I veiw satan, hades, and all other devil figures of religions as symbols representing evilness. And I don't like them. And satan is not an atheist's lord because Atheists don't belive in him but they can still hate him or think of whatever they want of him. but most just make fun of him!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Not all Atheist hate satan some view satan and devil figures of religion as a source of evil, just like Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Some Athiest think this way others do not, there is diversity in all groups, you can't just say they all do this or they all hate that. Me? I veiw satan, hades, and all other devil figures of religions as symbols representing evilness. And I don't like them. And satan is not an atheist's lord because Atheists don't belive in him but they can still hate him or think of whatever they want of him. but most just make fun of him!

You little commie! You have no idea what you are talking about, so you need to shut your face and get to church. Do it now, before I put you on moderation.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

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You little commie! You have no idea what you are talking about, so you need to shut your face and get to church. Do it now, before I put you on moderation.

Sir, a person has the right to belive what he wants to belive. So I like the story of the bible, I don't belive in it but I like it, very well wriiten actually, but it is just like Lord of the Rings, it is an everlasting battle between light and darkness, betrayl, death etc. Satan is alot like Sauron, Sauron used to be good but then he got currupted and turned evil, waged a war and lost. Great story, sound familiar to you? I don't like Sauron, I veiw him as a symbol of evil from a book, I can hate a character in a book can't I? So that's why I hate satan, though I don't belive in him I can still treat him like Sauron: an evil character from a book. And what is Moderation? You going to kidnap me and bring me to your church? Have fun, you got the whole population of 6.5 billion to go through.

[Brother Temperance]

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OKay, you people unfortunatley got alot of these religions mixed up I only can spot a few offhand but if one is wrong more might be wrong. Moving down the list.

1. You say Athiests worship satan and belive in evolution and science and Pastor Ezekiel said somthing along the lines of this: Athiest worship monkeys as they belive they are our forebearers. (The quote button wasn't working.)
Athiests worship NOTHING! Athiests infact hate satan and don't believe in him, let alone worship him. Athiests decide for themselves what they belive, so not all Athiests belive in science and evolution some do but not all do. Don't mistake this again, I repeat Athiest worship Nothing!

What athiests don't believe in science? What do athiests who don't believe in evilution believe - do they think the God they claim not to believe in created the world in seven days? Friend, admit it: No-one is really an athiest. It's too dumb. It just doesn't make sense. Athiests know God's real alright, they're just to mule-stubborn to admit it because they're mad about the way Jesus hates them for denying Him. That's why they pretend to be athiests.

2. You say Mormons marry all thier cusins, belive that Jesus came back as a gunslinger, and wear goofy underwear and worship grape soda...I almost died of laghter when I read this! Lets get this straightend out. Mormons did infact used to beleive in the practice of more than one wife (about a hundred years ago they changed thier ways.) Mormons have a bible related book called the book of mormon that the founder Joseph Smith wrote, he said he found the "Golden Plates" (Which supposedly only he could translate into the book of mormon.) So Mormons do belive in Jesus and God but they DO NOT belive that Jesus came back as a gunslinger, thats all their is to say about that part. Goofy underwear? If you mean Fruit of the loom or another brand name of boxers then everyone wears goofy underwear, they wear he same normal stuff as anyone else. And the grape soda bit, well I have no idea where you guys came up with this but it is sure as hell not true (but the fact that you say they do is just so funny!)

You are full of it. Mormons do indeed wear magic underwear.

3. Okay somewhere on page two Pastor Ezekiel says something about 7th Day Adventists (again quote button does not work.) Something like they go to Church on saturday and hate people that drink coffee. Let's get this one cleared. 7th Day Adventists do go to Church on saturdays because that's the day God rested after he created everything. So they worship him on the day he was finished rather than the day he started, like most religions.
The second part about drinking coffee however is not true. You clearly mixed them up with the mormons. MORMONS don't drink coffee, they don't neccisaraly (pardon spelling) hate people who drink coffee, they just don't drink it.

Where in the Bible does it say that God rested on a Saturday? I want chapter and verse on that. God rested on a Sunday, and commands us to worship Him then. 7th Day Adventists enrage God by taking the day before He finished off to mock Him. They take great delight in the way that, while God spent Saturday creating Man, they spend it smoking pot, hating real Christians, and not drinking coffee. You don't know what you're talking about.

Not all Atheist hate satan some view satan and devil figures of religion as a source of evil, just like Sauron from Lord of the Rings.

I have a newsflash for you: most sane people don't actually view a fictional character in a book as being a source of evil.

Some Athiest think this way others do not, there is diversity in all groups, you can't just say they all do this or they all hate that.

All groups have something in common. That's what makes them groups, rather than just random collections of individuals. All athiests deny Jesus, just like all Christians love Him, and all muslims are terrorists.

Me? I veiw satan, hades, and all other devil figures of religions as symbols representing evilness. And I don't like them.

Why not? You're clearly evil yourself.

And satan is not an atheist's lord because Atheists don't belive in him but they can still hate him or think of whatever they want of him. but most just make fun of him!

Great, so they make fun out of something they don't believe in. What a wonderful way to spend one's time. Friend, Satan is the Lord and Master of all athiests just like Karl Marx is the Lord and Master of the Demoncratic Party.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I don't know what kind of Satanic bible this "Lord of the Rings" is, or what demonic "god" this Sauron is, but the ONLY Lord is the King of Kings, Jesus Christ!

a person has the right to belive what he wants to belive.

Not really, but you'll have to take that argument up with God while He's judging you and condeming you to eternal torment.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

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What athiests don't believe in science? What do athiests who don't believe in evilution believe - do they think the God they claim not to believe in created the world in seven days? Friend, admit it: No-one is really an athiest. It's too dumb. It just doesn't make sense. Athiests know God's real alright, they're just to mule-stubborn to admit it because they're mad about the way Jesus hates them for denying Him. That's why they pretend to be athiests.




You are full of it. Mormons do indeed wear magic underwear.


Where in the Bible does it say that God rested on a Saturday? I want chapter and verse on that. God rested on a Sunday, and commands us to worship Him then. 7th Day Adventists enrage God by taking the day before He finished off to mock Him. They take great delight in the way that, while God spent Saturday creating Man, they spend it smoking pot, hating real Christians, and not drinking coffee. You don't know what you're talking about.



I have a newsflash for you: most sane people don't actually view a fictional character in a book as being a source of evil.

All groups have something in common. That's what makes them groups, rather than just random collections of individuals. All athiests deny Jesus, just like all Christians love Him, and all muslims are terrorists.
Why not? You're clearly evil yourself.
Great, so they make fun out of something they don't believe in. What a wonderful way to spend one's time. Friend, Satan is the Lord and Master of all athiests just like Karl Marx is the Lord and Master of the Demoncratic Party.

I never said all athiests don't believe in science, the fact is almost all athiest belive in science but I can't say all of them do, because I've never met every single one of them so I can't say that. And yes there is such thing as being an Athiest. They are everywhere.

Have you ever actually met a Mormon? You can't belive everything you read o the internet, that's where you and I differ, I rely on talking to the actual people, rather than reading it on the internet. I have met several Mormons and they wear regular underwear (because I have to do thier wash and stuff when ever I visit them)

Again One of my best friends is 7th Day Adventist and his house has a coffee maker in it. It says that he rested on the seventh day (Took me a while but I found a king James bible around the house) On the first book of moses called Genesis on page 3 or 1:31-2:11 first verse of chapter 2 in the italaciced text it says: Creation completed-God rests on the Seventh day. And as every one should know the Seventh day is saturday!!! Plus my friend says his mom goes to starbucks about every morning.

I said Sauron SYMBOLISES a source of evil, didn't you English techer ever read you the Scarlet Ibis and gave you a paper on how that event symbolises that? Sort of like a cross is a symbole of Christ. They all symbolize something. As I said before I really like the story of the bible (especially the Moses part. Let My People Go! Best line in the whole book!)
But I don't belive any of it actually happened, but in the bible evil is represented by satan meaning satan is a symbole of evil and in the story a source of evil. And that remark you made about veiwing a fictional character in a book as a source of evil, how do you justify yourself scince satan is a character from a book and you view him as a source of evil. Oh my this changes everything! What if you are not sane? OHHHHHH THE INSANITY!
That Muslim remark is not true, I now a person who knows a muslim and she says the muslim person is really nice. There is good and bad in every group. What do you think the Yin/Yang symbolises.
I am not evil I seek to understand people with eyes unclouded by hate. You see with eye's clouded by your hate of non-christians that you fail to see the good in people, and that is what disgustes me most about religion, If there was never religion Almost all wars could have been avoided. World war II would have never happened. That is what pains me about religion.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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didn't you English techer

I strong suggest hiring yourself a Hebrew lawyer and suing your English "techer" for all he's worth.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

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I don't know what kind of Satanic bible this "Lord of the Rings" is, or what demonic "god" this Sauron is, but the ONLY Lord is the King of Kings, Jesus Christ!

Oh my gosh that is so funny! Lord of The Rings is a work of fantasy with nothing to do with religion or worship at all! If you have a dvd player in that computer of yours why don't you go to a movie rental store, rent the dvd of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King, and Watch them. Or you can buy the books from a book store and read them. You can also watch this movie trailer wich has parts from all three movies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPmwyRNw2Ao

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

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I strong suggest hiring yourself a Hebrew lawyer and suing your English "techer" for all he's worth.

Typos happen What you want me to go to hell for a typo? God Damn man, lossen up a bit.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

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I strong suggest

Holy crap a typo!!!!!!!!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Oh my gosh that is so funny! Lord of The Rings is a work of fantasy with nothing to do with religion or worship at all! If you have a dvd player in that computer of yours why don't you go to a movie rental store, rent the dvd of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King, and Watch them. Or you can buy the books from a book store and read them. You can also watch this movie trailer wich has parts from all three movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPmwyRNw2Ao

I am not going read or watch any Satanic stories that are promoting magic and not glorifying God! So-called "fantasy" is a tool of the Devil to lure unsuspecting nerds into his evil grasp and away from Jesus. The only book you should be reading is the King James Bible, and that is 100% FACT!

Typos happen What you want me to go to hell for a typo? God Damn man, lossen up a bit.

Not only has the public school system failed you in spelling, it's failed you in reading comprehension. I suggested you get a lawyer and sue. What does any of that have to do with going to Hell? However, what will land you down there is if you continue mistaking women for men and vice versa. If that's a front for sodomy, it's not going to work. God will not be fooled.