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  • Re: False Religions Register

    Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
    Holy crap a typo!!!!!!!!!!
    One mistake is a typo. Frequent and repeated mistakes is borderline illiteracy.
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • Re: False Religions Register

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      One mistake is a typo. Frequent and repeated mistakes is borderline illiteracy.
      Dude, Like I said losen up I know your a chick okay? It's just terms like "dude" and "hey man" represent a person. So lossen up dude. Lord of The Rings is not satanic, and I'm sure you won't watch it just as you are probably sure I won't read the bible. Hey I have an idea, you watch the 7 minute trailer and I'll read the king james bible for 7 minutes that way everybody wins.

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      • Re: False Religions Register

        called "moonies", as it offends their delicate moonie sensibilities.

        Mormons
        Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben, LSD Joe
        Definition: Rural folks who believe that salvation can be had by marrying all of one's female cousins and wearing goofy underwear.
        Trivia fact: Believe that Jesus came back as a gunfighter in the old west.
        worship: Nehi grape soda and Satan.



        Quakers
        Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
        worship: oatmeal, and Satan.

        ok now this is totaly false who the heck worships freaking oat meal and grape soda?? ok now you delusional old lady you obviously need betetr stuff to do so here is a game you will find to entertain you.

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        • Re: False Religions Register

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          • Re: False Religions Register

            Originally posted by guitardude441 View Post
            called "moonies", as it offends their delicate moonie sensibilities.

            Mormons
            Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben, LSD Joe
            Definition: Rural folks who believe that salvation can be had by marrying all of one's female cousins and wearing goofy underwear.
            Trivia fact: Believe that Jesus came back as a gunfighter in the old west.
            worship: Nehi grape soda and Satan.



            Quakers
            Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
            worship: oatmeal, and Satan.


            ok now this is totaly false who the heck worships freaking oat meal and grape soda?? ok now you delusional old lady you obviously need betetr stuff to do so here is a game you will find to entertain you.
            My point exactley Guitardude, some of these false religion registers are horribly inacurate.

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            • Re: False Religions Register

              Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
              Dude, Like I said losen up I know your a chick okay? It's just terms like "dude" and "hey man" represent a person. So lossen up dude. Lord of The Rings is not satanic, and I'm sure you won't watch it just as you are probably sure I won't read the bible. Hey I have an idea, you watch the 7 minute trailer and I'll read the king james bible for 7 minutes that way everybody wins.
              For crying out loud, the word is "LOOSEN"! Two Os! You make the same "typo" each and every time! Maybe if you'd pull yourself away from the television and your video games and crack open a book once in a while (especially the Good Book), you wouldn't have this problem!
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • Re: False Religions Register

                repent sinner how dare you like the lord of the rings!!!!!(star wars is much better)

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                • Re: False Religions Register

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  For crying out loud, the word is "LOOSEN"! Two Os! You make the same "typo" each and every time! Maybe if you'd pull yourself away from the television and your video games and crack open a book once in a while (especially the Good Book), you wouldn't have this problem!
                  who gives a shit he can say losen if he wants to got it?

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                  • Re: False Religions Register

                    wtf? how do they know i am posted with 2 names??(probabally spyware its just there anture)

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                    • Re: False Religions Register

                      Originally posted by guitardude441 View Post
                      who gives a shit he can say losen if he wants to got it?
                      Ya dude my point exactley! I spell losen like that because it's like loser you know sort of like you. Well I'd love to stay and argue but I got to take out the trash, I'll be back soon.

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                      • Re: False Religions Register

                        Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                        Originally posted by guitardude441
                        who gives a shit he can say losen if he wants to got it?
                        Ya dude my point exactley! I spell losen like that because it's like loser you know sort of like you. Well I'd love to stay and argue but I got to take out the trash, I'll be back soon.
                        He seems to be on your side. Why are you calling him a loser (though he is, unless he gets right with God)?
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                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • Re: False Religions Register

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          He seems to be on your side. Why are you calling him a loser (though he is, unless he gets right with God)?
                          How to get it through the thick skulls of you people I was calling you a loser, now is everything clear? Thank you.

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                          • Re: False Religions Register

                            Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                            How to get it through the thick skulls of you people I was calling you a loser, now is everything clear? Thank you.
                            You quoted your friend, and without any other identifying information, you said "you". It's a very basic standard on the Internet that when you quote someone, any pronouns used are directed at that person unless you state otherwise. Even I know that, and I'm fresh out of a convent.

                            Anyway, I thought you were taking out the trash. Another lie, because you're still here instead of sitting out by the curb.
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                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Re: False Religions Register

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              You quoted your friend, and without any other identifying information, you said "you". It's a very basic standard on the Internet that when you quote someone, any pronouns used are directed at that person unless you state otherwise. Even I know that, and I'm fresh out of a convent.

                              Anyway, I thought you were taking out the trash. Another lie, because you're still here instead of sitting out by the curb.
                              dude everyone here(besides lone wolf and guitardude441) is pretty much a loser that dosent even know annything about god or religion, they just pretend to.

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                              • Re: False Religions Register

                                Originally posted by guitardude441 View Post
                                dude everyone here(besides lone wolf and guitardude441) is pretty much a loser that dosent even know annything about god or religion, they just pretend to.
                                Young lady, have you ever even seen a Bible, let alone open one up?
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                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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