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  • Eugene Hackwith
    Farmer for Christ™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 736

    #151
    Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

    Originally posted by xamanto View Post
    Who is that God you peoples talk about and why is he such an ass going around killing people and telling them what to do in a book written by humans?

    Sincerly, this is so ridiculous.

    Cheers,
    Jesus.

    PS: Replying and quoting my post will sell your soul to satan and then you're ******.
    There are some of us here who are already Saved, son. You are the one who is selling your soul to Satan by using foul language and having little faith. Don't you know that the Bible is the Word of God?

    2nd Timothy 3:16 - All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
    A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

    Psalm 139:19-20
    Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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    • GAY_Tool
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      • Aug 2008
      • 63

      #152
      Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

      Originally posted by davaca View Post
      and how did he do that?
      and I think my mommy doesn't really care.

      neither does mine. She doesn't believe the bible and neither do my dad. I think it's the biggest pile of b******t i've ever read. And if anyone needs taking outside and shooting its you lot. .
      You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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      • Ebenezer Wright
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #153
        Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

        Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
        neither does mine. She doesn't believe the bible and neither do my dad. I think it's the biggest pile of b******t i've ever read. And if anyone needs taking outside and shooting its you lot. .

        You really struggled through that one fool! I highly doubt you have read any books in your lifetime, especially not the KJV 1611!!
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • GAY_Tool
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          • Aug 2008
          • 63

          #154
          Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

          Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
          You really struggled through that one fool! I highly doubt you have read any books in your lifetime, especially not the KJV 1611!!

          You don't ****ing know me! So how do the **** you know how many books i've read you goth! This forum is filled with dumb sheep like morons considering it's supposed to be a 'pisstake'. I've seen funnier jokes in crackers.
          You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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          • Ebenezer Wright
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 1021

            #155
            Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

            Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
            You don't ****ing know me! So how do the **** you know how many books i've read you goth! This forum is filled with dumb sheep like mormons considering it's supposed to be a 'pisstake'. I've seen funnier jokes in crackers.

            You really put me in my place. Ha! Your words would carry alot more meaning if they weren't spewed from the mouth of a Jesus hating nancy boy!
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • GAY_Tool
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              • Aug 2008
              • 63

              #156
              Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
              You really put me in my place. Ha! Your words would carry alot more meaning if they weren't spewed from the mouth of a Jesus hating nancy boy!

              You say that like i am supposed to care that iam a 'nancyboy'. And it would be relatively to put you in your place, your a racist right wing from Minnesota.So basically your stupid and racist.
              You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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              • Ebenezer Wright
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 1021

                #157
                Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
                neither does mine. She doesn't believe the bible and neither do my dad. I think it's the biggest pile of b******t i've ever read. And if anyone needs taking outside and shooting its you lot. .
                If you have read the Bible, can you please tell me what is "B******t" about it? Do you only disagree with it because it condemns fags to eternal burning? Also, Do you think satan will avoid butt raping homers simply because they would be enjoying it??

                Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
                You say that like i am supposed to care that iam a 'nancyboy'. And it would be relatively to put you in your place, your a racist right wing from Minnesota.So basically your stupid and racist.
                I am stupid and racist now? Have you read any of your posts above?

                No, Minnesota is not the greatest state in the world. But it does stress education and it teaches that faggotry is gross and retarded. And this is what really matters, right?
                Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                • GAY_Tool
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                  • Aug 2008
                  • 63

                  #158
                  Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                  I am stupid and racist now? Have you read any of your posts above?

                  No, Minnesota is not the greatest state in the world. But it does stress education and it teaches that faggotry is gross and retarded. And this is what really matters, right?
                  Where i have been racist? please show me my posts. Hve you ever shagged a man? So how can you know it's 'wrong' and 'retarded'. Don't knock it unless you've tried it
                  You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #159
                    Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                    Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
                    Hve you ever shagged a man? So how can you know it's 'wrong' and 'retarded'. Don't knock it unless you've tried it
                    God says it's an abomination, and that's good enough for me. I don't have to stick my finger in an electrical socket to know it's a bad idea.

                    Lev.18:22
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                    Lev.20:13
                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • GAY_Tool
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                      • Aug 2008
                      • 63

                      #160
                      Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      God says it's an abomination, and that's good enough for me. I don't have to stick my finger in an electrical socket to know it's a bad idea.

                      I know you made your first bad idea when you thought you had the right to tell people how to live. Your next bad idea was when you joined this forum and became a hypocrite 'moderator'.
                      You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #161
                        Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                        Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
                        I know you made your first bad idea when you thought you had the right to tell people how to live. Your next bad idea was when you joined this forum and became a hypocrite 'moderator'.
                        In what way have I been a "hypocrite" young lady? I defy you to give even one example.


                        I follow the Holy Bible, the one true word of God. If you don't like those rules, then take it up with God.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • GAY_Tool
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                          • Aug 2008
                          • 63

                          #162
                          Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          In what way have I been a "hypocrite" young lady? I defy you to give even one example.


                          I follow the Holy Bible, the one true word of God. If you don't like those rules, then take it up with God.
                          Lets see you harass me with pm's telling me i'm going to hell and tell me what to do with my life and then you tell other people how to live.I will...
                          oh i can't he doesn't exist. And don't refer to me as a lady, i am bloke as it happens so fuck off you bible bashing twat.
                          You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #163
                            Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                            Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
                            Lets see you harass me with pm's telling me i'm going to hell and tell me what to do with my life and then you tell other people how to live.I will...
                            oh i can't he doesn't exist. And don't refer to me as a lady, i am bloke as it happens so piffle off you bible bashing twat.
                            List Lady, we don't enable this cross dressing stuff. Jesus made you a girl and that is the way it is.

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                            • GAY_Tool
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                              • Aug 2008
                              • 63

                              #164
                              Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Childish nonsense.

                              How old are you? 3? You act like it. I'd also like to tell you bobby Joe I'm on a church committee.So the DOF isn't going to be happy about this.
                              You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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                              • Ebenezer Wright
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 1021

                                #165
                                Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                                Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
                                How old are you? 3? You act like it. I'd also like to tell you bobby Joe I'm on a church committee.So the DOF isn't going to be happy about this.
                                What kind of Church committee allows cross-dressing homosexuals? Certainly not a very Godly committee!
                                Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                                Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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