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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22925

    #16
    Re: I Love You

    Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
    The phrase Love thy neighbor as thyself comes from the Torah.1 The word Torah means law and the Torah is the Law.
    Yes, yes, yes, enough with the yiddish bit -get to the point!
    If Moses had been transmitting the word of his god to modern biologists he might have said "Love your neighbor as if r = 1 — as if all of your genes are identical."
    Yes indeed, if Moses could have traveled through time and learned American and found a half-decent Biblical Scientist, he might have said that... He might have said, "Where's the bathroom?" but he didn't so your point fails.
    According to the ancient Israelites' autobiographical ethnography, this was the general principle from which prohibitions against murder, theft, and lying were derived. But who qualifies for this apex of morality? Who is thy neighbor?
    Another True Christian™ or, in your case, a trouble making commie.

    but i don't really think your ever going to belive what Jesus actully says
    Son, Landover is based on the certainty that Jesus' Words are accurately recorded in KJV1611 and that His Word is final. We allow no additions, amendments or subtractions. Search the site, find out if we EVER misquote of fail to give the most Godly advice.
    and not what you want him to say
    Proof?

    I ask one thing of you would you go up to me a christian, white Canadian and kill my mother, steal my house and all that I own because what you believe says that you ave every right too where is your sense of morality?
    Everyone's sense of morality comes directly from God. That is why you, pretending to be a Christian but secretly an atheist, ask the question.

    If your question is, "Would a True Christian™ obey God?" then the answer is "Yes." I will remind you of one of the most powerful and touching stories in the Bible:
    J'g:11:31: Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.
    J'g:11:34: And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
    J'g:11:35: And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.

    And he burns his daughter alive for God. This is what Christianity is all about.

    If on the other hand you are soliciting the murder of your mother, I'm reporting you to the Canadian Eskimo Police.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: I Love You

      Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
      I agree that not everyone can be a leader and that there are some who see to their role in society to create rules and order and that people must respect and obey society. What part of a capatilistic, money hungry, bloodthirsty regime that is America be following "for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you."
      Friend, you really need to work on your sentence structure. What part of that was a question? Besides, the whole point of that verse is to tell you that you don't need to worry about that kind of thing. The Department of Faith makes those decisions so you don't have to.
      Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
      The phrase Love thy neighbor as thyself comes from the Torah.1 The word Torah means law and the Torah is the Law. If Moses had been transmitting the word of his god to modern biologists he might have said "Love your neighbor as if r = 1 — as if all of your genes are identical." According to the ancient Israelites' autobiographical ethnography, this was the general principle from which prohibitions against murder, theft, and lying were derived. But who qualifies for this apex of morality? Who is thy neighbor?
      We've been over this. Your neighbour is someone who's part of the same people as you, as you yourself mentioned in your previous post. Atheists are not our neighbours.

      I ask one thing of you would you go up to me a christian, white Canadian and kill my mother, steal my house and all that I own because what you believe says that you ave every right too where is your sense of morality?

      If you actually are a Christian, which you aren't, we'd have no right to do that, so it's irrelevant. On the other hand, if you actually were a Christian, and God told me that I had every right to do that, then I'd certainly be willing to - why not? Although I still can't quite understand what my motivation for killing your mum would be.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Karl Marx Reborne
        Unsaved trash
        • May 2009
        • 23

        #18
        Re: I Love You

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Friend, you really need to work on your sentence structure. What part of that was a question? Besides, the whole point of that verse is to tell you that you don't need to worry about that kind of thing. The Department of Faith makes those decisions so you don't have to.

        We've been over this. Your neighbour is someone who's part of the same people as you, as you yourself mentioned in your previous post. Atheists are not our neighbours.

        If you actually are a Christian, which you aren't, we'd have no right to do that, so it's irrelevant. On the other hand, if you actually were a Christian, and God told me that I had every right to do that, then I'd certainly be willing to - why not? Although I still can't quite understand what my motivation for killing your mum would be.
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        You guys are right I am stupid and I want you to teach me the way you live but please while I am being converted go easy on me and dont just ban me for no reason I am trying to get into your mindset

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: I Love You

          Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
          You guys are right I am stupid and I want you to teach me the way you live but please while I am being converted go easy on me and dont just ban me for no reason I am trying to get into your mindset
          Praise Jesus! Christ wins again.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Karl Marx Reborne
            Unsaved trash
            • May 2009
            • 23

            #20
            Re: I Love You

            great now remove those stupid infractions

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #21
              Re: I Love You

              Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
              great now remove those stupid infractions
              Friend, those infractions were inspired directly by the Holy Spirit. How dare you describe them as "stupid"?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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