Can we be allied with Muzlins?

[PalinHuckabee4Prez]

Can Muzlins be our friends? Now before I make the baby Jebus cry, I don't want any arabiacals infiltrating the ranks of our Godly Christian Nation but as long as they're confined over there in countries like Islamarabia and Talibanistan they can be useful. In Iran, or maybe Iraq, homosexualists are hung up or stoned to death. They're using the wrong 'holy' book, the Cooran or something to run their quaint desert-stans but that's still better than them atheist gay pansytopia European countries like Sweden, Canada and Vermont who allow gays to marry and walk the streets unsupervised when Christian Children might be present. In Pakghanistan they throw acid on uppity schoolgirls who offend Decent Morality by showing their faces in public. Might we do well to adopt some Arabiacal practices?. Like any Good Christian Parent , I love my daughters, Betty Jean, Sue Ellen Jean and Fanny Lou Jean but if they ever did something I didn't like like turn lezbo or vote Democrat I'd want to show tough love by disfiguring them in a firm but loving way. And best of all, Islamistanis are ancient enemies of the people who killed the Good Lord Jeezis, the Jewsralis!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can we be allied with Muzlins?

You have a point in there somewhere (I think). While the mudslimes do have it 99% wrong, they at least have the good sense to stone homers, witches and fornicating harlots.

All they really need to do is learn to be Normal (i.e., White Anglo-Saxon Christians), and then we'll all see eye-to-eye.

Ma'am, please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. Tell all about your Godly husband, the church he takes you to, your family, and so on. Let us welcome you, True Christian(tm) style.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Can we be allied with Muzlins?

I agree with the intent of the OP, but the case with Muzlins is that they do the right thing for the wrong reason. This will never lead to advancement as it is a dead end.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Can we be allied with Muzlins?

Can Muzlins be our friends? (huge snip)

Now, I didnt half understand what you said but, we gots ourselves one of dem Moslins livin right next door to us now! At first we's thought he was one of dem Mexicans cause he was all dark and smarmy lookin. His wife done told Miss Lorri he was from da Gaza Strip! Miss Lorri den went ober to da house wavin her Joo smybol, the one she wears round her neck when she wants to offend good Christains in her town. The Moslin gave her da Ebil Eyes!
Now Ayes gonna call da proper authorities on dis here man cause Aye nos he is up to no good! He dont belong here in America wif us good law bidin Christians

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Can we be allied with Muzlins?

Mrs Johnson, this man sounds dangerous with his foreign ways. May I suggest that if you have any unregistered guns, you hide one on his property and call the police with your suspicions.

(I mention the gun as otherwise, you know the police, if it isn’t free donuts, they aren’t interested, thus the gun is only to spark their interest rather than as evidence.)