[Max Bayes]

Re: I Challenge the "True Christians"

You can't trust the Atheist agenda, Jessie. They are always up to something dark and devious. You were probably possessed by them. This is what happened to me when I first came to Landover. A devil-worshipping heathen had used his scientology to control my body, and forced me to post comments of a liberal agenda on the site. Little did he know that his attempts to defame me would backfire so spectacularly, and would lead me to meet my brothers here at Landover.

I recommend you make a post in the introductions section so we you can tell us about your return to Christ.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: I Challenge the "True Christians"

I just dropped out of my hippy Commie university and told my professors that they're going to Hell! I decided to devote my life to learning how to be a True Christian. I feel so free now! Thanks for helping me find the way guys.

Sounds like a "death-bed" conversion to me! Son, let's see your works before we decide if you have become a Christian, much less a True Christian (TM). I refer you to the AV1611 Bible:

James 2
14What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?

Meaning, even if you say you have faith you are most certainly still Hellbound, son. It's not "faith" that saves you! It's Faith! True Faith can only be revealed as it transforms the True Christian's (TM) life! So let's just see if this is sarcasm or true repentance!

In Christ,
Warren

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: I Challenge the "True Christians"

Sounds like a "death-bed" conversion to me! Son, let's see your works before we decide if you have become a Christian, much less a True Christian ™. I refer you to the AV1611 Bible:

SNIP

In Christ,
Warren

No Mr Dr Warren, sounds like he been hittin Ole Samules Mogan Davis Joo wine. Once he sobers up he be babblin like a idiot agin
Oh bye da way, Sams hemorrhoids be botherin him agin, you gots somethin for it?

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: I Challenge the "True Christians"

No Mr Dr Warren, sounds like he been hittin Ole Samules Mogan Davis Joo wine. Once he sobers up he be babblin like a idiot agin
Oh bye da way, Sams hemorrhoids be botherin him agin, you gots somethin for it?

Vavoline, honey, I'm not that kind of Doctor. You must be thinking of a Doctor of Medicine, or M.D. as educated folk say. I am a Doctor of Philosophy, or Ph.D., which means that I know a lot about a lot of things but none of them are medicine.

I understand how hard this can be for you to understand but please just know that I'm wise but not able to prescribe medicine.

In Christ,
Warren

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I Challenge the "True Christians"

No Mr Dr Warren, sounds like he been hittin Ole Samules Mogan Davis Joo wine. Once he sobers up he be babblin like a idiot agin
Oh bye da way, Sams hemorrhoids be botherin him agin, you gots somethin for it?

Read your Bible!
Has he been messing with arks? Prying where he shouldn't?
First Samuel 5

1 And the Philistines took the ark of God, and brought it from Ebenezer unto Ashdod.
6 But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.

9 And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I Challenge the "True Christians"

I just dropped out of my hippy Commie university and told my professors that they're going to Hell! I decided to devote my life to learning how to be a True Christian. I feel so free now! Thanks for helping me find the way guys.

Luke:15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

I think you may have made Jesus' day. But it is His work and not ours.

[Bob4God]

Re: I Challenge the "True Christians"

Well I'll tell you, I've been a Christian a long time and have led many atheists to CHRIST, but I still get all choked up on JESUS' love when I see a conversion like this! PRAISE GOD!