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  • #16
    Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

    Originally posted by TeenJason View Post
    I'd rather stay and take the piss out of you retards
    yes you should be grateful, I have been sent by God to point out your faults and make sure you correct them

    I am the new jesus, an asexual one though

    Your failure to utilize proper grammar suggests that perhaps YOU are the one deficient in mental capabilites...not us.

    Sent by God, are you? Well, if the KJV 1611 mentioned anything about you or your arrival, then we would actually believe you.
    Matthew 7:15
    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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    • #17
      Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

      Originally posted by TeenJason View Post
      I have been sent by God to point out your faults
      When do you plan to start?
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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      • #18
        Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

        well now suppose
        your a cock
        suggestion to sort it out: kill yourself
        How the once mighty fall due to their incompetance

        fuck the Admins and fuck God

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        • #19
          Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

          Originally posted by TeenJason View Post
          I'd rather stay and take the piss out of you retards
          Great, another freak into "golden showers".
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #20
            Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

            Originally posted by TeenJason View Post
            I'd rather stay and take the piss out of you retards
            yes you should be grateful, I have been sent by God to point out your faults and make sure you correct them

            I am the new jesus, an asexual one though
            It is unwise to argue with others while using such foul language. While I do not agree with what you say, I believe you are only harming yourself by calling us "retards".
            I am Natashia, a pretty little princess and God-mocker.

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            • #21
              Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

              Originally posted by Natashia View Post
              It is unwise to argue with others while using such foul language. While I do not agree with what you say, I believe you are only harming yourself by calling us "retards".
              I agree Natashia

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              • #22
                Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                Originally posted by A Mad Dog View Post
                I agree Natashia
                Shut up, papist. You aren't even a Christian.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #23
                  Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Shut up, papist. You aren't even a Christian.
                  I forgive your tone Ezekiel.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                    I thought only those child-rapers in dresses were allowed to forgive people, Mary-worshiper.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      I thought only those child-rapers in dresses were allowed to forgive people, Mary-worshiper.
                      Oh my, that's going to be a extra visit to the confession room with his priest for him.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                        I just hope he's over 18, or that trip to the confessional shall NOT be pleasant for him...

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                        • #27
                          Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Shut up, papist. You aren't even a Christian.
                          That was a pretty malicious thing to say to him. Might want to read your signature again.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                            Originally posted by RockNRoll94 View Post
                            That was a pretty malicious thing to say to him. Might want to read your signature again.
                            How is telling God's own truth "malicious?"

                            Speaking of which, how old are you boy?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              I thought only those child-rapers in dresses were allowed to forgive people, Mary-worshiper.
                              1. It is the power of God that forgives men of their sins.

                              2. I do not worship the Blessed Mother.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Proof that Other "Religions" are False!

                                Originally posted by A Mad Dog View Post
                                1. It is the power of God that forgives men of their sins.
                                No, it is God, not "The power of God" or is that something else you Whores of Babylon worship?

                                2. I do not worship the Blessed Mother.
                                You're a minion of the anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome aren't you? I see you up there worshiping images on toast, subway walls, tortillas, and dogs' asses. Bowing down before idols and eating death cookies.

                                Your all hell-bound.
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