[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

This doesn't sound safe. Does Paris Hilton's squid vagina have a beak, too?

Actually, Brother Nobar, there is a beak. However, it is a safeguard. Only the worthy, able-bodied stout men, living in accordance with Spaceship Jesus doctrine can pass into the mouth unhurt and ejaculate their seed into the salt-water womb. False believers and Spaceship Jesus mockers attempting to enter Paris will soon find that razor sharp beak slamming down on their privy member, rendering them in the same manner of John Wayne Bobbitt! ENTER YE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Mmmm that must be some major medication they have you on to think that Ms Hilton would be worthy of such distinction, even her own family don't think she is deserving of anything.

I do not take medication anymore. When I was living in a California psychiatric facility, they drugged me with Thorazine and other weapons in order to change my right-thinking mind into a sheep that accepted THEIR OWN version of reality. It didn't work. I managed to leave the facility with a clean bill of mental health, after all. I am certifiably Sane and proud of it.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

And your evidence for the claim that God had promised North America to you would be?

Have you heard of Manifest Destiny? It's a historical fact.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Have you heard of Manifest Destiny? It's a historical fact.

I think you may need to check the small print, I think you will find it was only a temporary lease as ownership is at the moment being transferred to other parties.

In 1990 "Europeans" made up 52% of the population in America 100 largest cities, by 2000 this had dropped to 43% and continues to fall.

Maybe it has been decided that you have not looked after "God's" country so it is going to be passed on to the next in line.

[Luther_Martinson_Jr]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

I think you may need to check the small print, I think you will find it was only a temporary lease as ownership is at the moment being transferred to other parties.

In 1990 "Europeans" made up 52% of the population in America 100 largest cities, by 2000 this had dropped to 43% and continues to fall.

Maybe it has been decided that you have not looked after "God's" country so it is going to be passed on to the next in line.

Manifest Destiny is always in effect, just like the Race Card, only it's for non-coloreds.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Manifest Destiny is always in effect, just like the Race Card, only it's for non-coloreds.

Maybe you represent the reason why the ownership of America is in the process of being transferred, your racist views have broken the terms in the small print of the lease.

Your only hope now may be to return to the status of the time when God's Chosen People help where at their height, A return to Rule from England.

Yes that will help save the world, help the return of God's chosen people the Pirates to their former numbers, thus reducing global warming.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Maybe you represent the reason why the ownership of America is in the process of being transferred, your racist views have broken the terms in the small print of the lease.

Your only hope now may be to return to the status of the time when God's Chosen People help where at their height, A return to Rule from England.

Yes that will help save the world, help the return of God's chosen people the Pirates to their former numbers, thus reducing global warming.

Oh yes, the prophetic relationship between pirates and global warming adherents to your “religion” prattle on about. Please explain to us how you reconcile the current events off of the coast of Somalia (pirates) and the continued rise in global temperatures. It seems that your pasta god is fallible and not much of a god.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Oh yes, the prophetic relationship between pirates and global warming adherents to your “religion” prattle on about. Please explain to us how you reconcile the current events off of the coast of Somalia (pirates) and the continued rise in global temperatures. It seems that your pasta god is fallible and not much of a god.

Do you see any of those fake Pirates wearing Tricorn hats, eye patches, having pet Parrots or flying the Sacred Jolly Rodger?
NO you do not, they are not God's chosen people. I wager very few of them have wooden legs or eye patches either.

They are not God's chosen, they are just very naughty boys !!!

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o


This picture was taken at a backyard barbeque in Eyl, Somalia.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Excellent work, Brother John!

That is clear-cut evidence that SOMALI PIRATES ACTING UNDER PASTAFARIAN CULT ORDERS ARE TRYING TO HIJACK SHIPPING, thus putting a dent into capitalism via an alliance with SOVIET HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, with PASTAFARIAN SOMALI CULT LEADERS PERFORMING RITUAL SACRIFICE ABOARD CRUISE SHIPS in desperate attempt to destroy SACRED CRUISE/TRAVEL/HOTEL INDUSTRY sanctioned and promoted by SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE.

SICK PASTAFARIAN CULT PROMOTES OBESITY BY ENCOURAGING NATION'S YOUTH TO EAT CARBOHYDRATE-LADEN PASTA.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

This picture was taken at a backyard barbeque in Eyl, Somalia.

Are you sure?
I am not convinced, just look at the face that is not anyone from Somalia. Also look at the plants in the background, those are not native to the area. The building in the background is also not like any building you will find in Somalia

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Are you sure?
I am not convinced, just look at the face that is not anyone from Somalia. Also look at the plants in the background, those are not native to the area. The building in the background is also not like any building you will find in Somalia

Wild speculation and grasping at straws; I for one dismiss your objections and vote for Brother Ward.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Excellent work, Brother John!

Not really, a clear fabrication that does not stand up to even light inspection.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Wild speculation and grasping at straws; I for one dismiss your objections and vote for Brother Ward.

There is nothing in that picture that stands up to inspection.
Person - Not from Somalia
Plants - Not from Somalia
Building - Not from Somalia
Climate - Not from Somalia

I think "Brother Ward" is the one grasping at straws by trying to pass that poor attempt of a fake off as having anything to do with Somalia.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

There is nothing in that picture that stands up to inspection.

Person - Not from Somalia - immigrant via a pirate ship
Plants - Not from Somalia - from a garden center, is a Somalian not to have plants of his choice?
Building - Not from Somalia - wall of US embassy or similar
Climate - Not from Somalia - I have touched my screen and found it a little hot and am this convinced all is genuine.

I think "Brother Ward" is the one grasping at straws by trying to pass that poor attempt of a fake off as having anything to do with Somalia.

I am saddened at your lack of faith.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

There are no such thing as "Somali Pirates". They are repressed fisherman under the yoke of capitalism and simply defending what little territory they have from racist, American shipping companies.