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  • salvation-in-a-can
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2009
    • 25

    #1

    false religion is bad armour

    Insurgents thought their false god would protect them while they hid in his house.



    The result:

    What sig would Jesus have had?
  • Max Bayes
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 302

    #2
    Re: false religion is bad armour

    If the moon god was real, he would've provided them with a bunker.
    BEHOLD!!!
    THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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    May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: false religion is bad armour

      Originally posted by Max Bayes View Post
      If the moon god was real, he would've provided them with a bunker.
      The only one's who believe in the 'moon' God are Homers and their 'bunker' is a rest stop on I-80. The towel heads are pool boys at a joos Catskill resort.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22889

        #4
        Re: false religion is bad armour

        Well that's God's Wrath for you - at the moment I can't quite bring myself to tell them of the Good News that is Jesus.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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