[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Don't think that Jesus didn't see that, God-Mocker!

Well it was a bit dry and needed some spice, like a good Pasta sauce, it is nothing without some spice.

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Well, you say that your history books corresponds with what is said in the bible. The bible is a collection of fairy tales, hence, your history books are fairy tales as well.

Well If you Believe that Then I feel So sorry for you Wake up See the Light Before Its Two late Girl The bible Is the only Truth

[MissEnema]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Well If you Believe that Then I feel So sorry for you Wake up See the Light Before Its Two late Girl The bible Is the only Truth

*sigh* I can only hope that you someday see that the bible does not hold the truth. A whole new, interesting and fantastic world will be there for you to discover...


Oh, and you really should learn the difference between "to", "too" and "two", and start to use them correctly. It's sad to see...

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

*sigh* I can only hope that you someday see that the bible does not hold the truth. A whole new, interesting and fantastic world will be there for you to discover...


Oh, and you really should learn the difference between "to", "too" and "two", and start to use them correctly. It's sad to see...

I will Naver Need Too See anything Cause I already Know the truth Girl

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

*sigh* I can only hope that you someday see that the bible does not hold the truth. A whole new, interesting and fantastic world will be there for you to discover...


Oh, and you really should learn the difference between "to", "too" and "two", and start to use them correctly. It's sad to see...

Ps I do know how Two Write Them Correctly God Mocking Fool

[Ned Oswald Odles IV.]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Well it was a bit dry and needed some spice, like a good Pasta sauce, it is nothing without some spice.

Ah yes, the sauce! As you so rightly point out Brother Feddie, it's nothing without spice!

RAmen!

[Johnnyboy]

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Ah yes, the sauce! As you so rightly point out Brother Feddie, it's nothing without spice!

RAmen!

Another noodle infatuated heathen on his way to eternal damnation. Drop the ChefboyRD, son and pick up the KJB. Repent and HE will forgive.

God Bless
Johnny Ray James

[Ned Oswald Odles IV.]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Another noodle infatuated heathen on his way to eternal damnation. Drop the ChefboyRD, son and pick up the KJB. Repent and HE will forgive.

God Bless
Johnny Ray James

I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

RAmen!

[Johnnyboy]

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I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

RAmen!

Stay. In. Your. Own. Church.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

RAmen!

Listen to me Odles! It is a well-known fact that JESUS actually invented noodles but the JOOS refused to give up their "challah". The Romans in the crowd were smarter and took the recipe back to Italy but the tradition of spaghetti sprinkled with EVOO (which He also invented) began with JESUS Himself, not Rachael Ray....although she is a porky, babbling wop and tries to take credit for everything herself.

It's all right here:
MATT. 14:19-21 And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full. And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children.

The Bible is intentionally circumspect about the invention of noodles on this occasion because GOD didn't want the secret of feeding the multitudes to get out to places like Africa and South America, but we know it happened.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Listen to me Odles! It is a well-known fact that JESUS actually invented noodles but the JOOS refused to give up their "challah". The Romans in the crowd were smarter and took the recipe back to Italy but the tradition of spaghetti sprinkled with EVOO (which He also invented) began with JESUS Himself, not Rachael Ray....although she is a porky, babbling wop and tries to take credit for everything herself.

It's all right here:
MATT. 14:19-21 And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full. And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children.

The Bible is intentionally circumspect about the invention of noodles on this occasion because GOD didn't want the secret of feeding the multitudes to get out to places like Africa and South America, but we know it happened.

Oldest Noodles found pre-date that Hippie by at least 2000 years...



October 12, 2005—A 4,000-year-old bowl of noodles unearthed in China is the earliest example ever found of one of the world's most popular foods, scientists reported today. It also suggests an Asian—not Italian—origin for the staple dish.
The beautifully preserved, long, thin yellow noodles were found inside an overturned sealed bowl at the Lajia archaeological site in northwestern China. The bowl was buried under ten feet (three meters) of sediment.
"This is the earliest empirical evidence of noodles ever found," Houyuan Lu of Beijing's Chinese Academy of Sciences said in an e-mail interview.
The scientists determined the noodles were made from two kinds of millet. Modern North American and European noodles are usually made with wheat.
Archaeochemist Patrick McGovern at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia said that if the date for the noodles is correct, the find is "quite amazing."
Even today, he said, deft skills are required to make long, thin noodles like those found at Lajia.
"This shows a fairly high level of food processing and culinary sophistication," he said.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Those are just a bunch of sand worms. Don't come in here spewing out lies. Jesus is hip to that slip.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Those are just a bunch of sand worms. Don't come in here spewing out lies. Jesus is hip to that slip.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/1012_051012_chinese_noodles.html

You don't trust the National Geographic either?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...e_noodles.html

You don't trust the National Geographic either?

Another arm of the joo-controlled media. Plus they push evilution.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Another arm of the joo-controlled media. Plus they push evilution.

They may have been taken in by some of the jokes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster plays on scientists to make them think that evolution took place but I still think they can tell the difference between sand worms and Noodle, something that you seem unable to do. Glad I am high unlikely to be ever invited to eat as your house.