[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I was raised in the belief that all religions have a piece of the truth. All gods are real and All are praised in the music of the earth. But from what I've heard, the Great Noodly one has more truth than the rest.

The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only religion that is based on facts and real evidence.

Even if your right and those are really old Chinese noodles, that's not pasta. There's a huge difference between soba and spaghetti.

Noodles/Pasta both represent the body of our Lord and Creator.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

They may have been taken in by some of the jokes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster plays on scientists to make them think that evolution took place but I still think they can tell the difference between sand worms and Noodle, something that you seem unable to do. Glad I am high unlikely to be ever invited to eat as your house.

Even if your right and those are really old Chinese noodles, that's not pasta. There's a huge difference between soba and spaghetti.

[jennabenna]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Oh good Lord.

Do we have any photographic evidence yet?

Is my own word enough? Let me put it simply; I like girls. They're more attractive to me than guys.
Get it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Pastor, I'm afraid she has already admitted to it. It's such a pity the way the young lady is so eager to dive head first into the flames of hell.

Oh good Lord.

Do we have any photographic evidence yet?

[Levi Jones]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Next you're going to tell us that you're a lezbean.

Pastor, I'm afraid she has already admitted to it. It's such a pity the way the young lady is so eager to dive head first into the flames of hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I was raised in the belief that all religions have a piece of the truth. All gods are real and All are praised in the music of the earth. But from what I've heard, the Great Noodly one has more truth than the rest.

That's about as blasphemous as you can get. The Holy Bible tells us that.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Next you're going to tell us that you're a lezbean.

[jennabenna]

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I was raised in the belief that all religions have a piece of the truth. All gods are real and All are praised in the music of the earth. But from what I've heard, the Great Noodly one has more truth than the rest.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Another arm of the joo-controlled media. Plus they push evilution.

They may have been taken in by some of the jokes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster plays on scientists to make them think that evolution took place but I still think they can tell the difference between sand worms and Noodle, something that you seem unable to do. Glad I am high unlikely to be ever invited to eat as your house.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...e_noodles.html

You don't trust the National Geographic either?

Another arm of the joo-controlled media. Plus they push evilution.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Those are just a bunch of sand worms. Don't come in here spewing out lies. Jesus is hip to that slip.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/1012_051012_chinese_noodles.html

You don't trust the National Geographic either?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Those are just a bunch of sand worms. Don't come in here spewing out lies. Jesus is hip to that slip.

[Jo Freddie]

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Listen to me Odles! It is a well-known fact that JESUS actually invented noodles but the JOOS refused to give up their "challah". The Romans in the crowd were smarter and took the recipe back to Italy but the tradition of spaghetti sprinkled with EVOO (which He also invented) began with JESUS Himself, not Rachael Ray....although she is a porky, babbling wop and tries to take credit for everything herself.

It's all right here:
MATT. 14:19-21 And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full. And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children.

The Bible is intentionally circumspect about the invention of noodles on this occasion because GOD didn't want the secret of feeding the multitudes to get out to places like Africa and South America, but we know it happened.

Oldest Noodles found pre-date that Hippie by at least 2000 years...



October 12, 2005—A 4,000-year-old bowl of noodles unearthed in China is the earliest example ever found of one of the world's most popular foods, scientists reported today. It also suggests an Asian—not Italian—origin for the staple dish.
The beautifully preserved, long, thin yellow noodles were found inside an overturned sealed bowl at the Lajia archaeological site in northwestern China. The bowl was buried under ten feet (three meters) of sediment.
"This is the earliest empirical evidence of noodles ever found," Houyuan Lu of Beijing's Chinese Academy of Sciences said in an e-mail interview.
The scientists determined the noodles were made from two kinds of millet. Modern North American and European noodles are usually made with wheat.
Archaeochemist Patrick McGovern at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia said that if the date for the noodles is correct, the find is "quite amazing."
Even today, he said, deft skills are required to make long, thin noodles like those found at Lajia.
"This shows a fairly high level of food processing and culinary sophistication," he said.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

RAmen!

Listen to me Odles! It is a well-known fact that JESUS actually invented noodles but the JOOS refused to give up their "challah". The Romans in the crowd were smarter and took the recipe back to Italy but the tradition of spaghetti sprinkled with EVOO (which He also invented) began with JESUS Himself, not Rachael Ray....although she is a porky, babbling wop and tries to take credit for everything herself.

It's all right here:
MATT. 14:19-21 And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and gave the loaves to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full. And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children.

The Bible is intentionally circumspect about the invention of noodles on this occasion because GOD didn't want the secret of feeding the multitudes to get out to places like Africa and South America, but we know it happened.

[Johnnyboy]

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I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

RAmen!

Stay. In. Your. Own. Church.

[Ned Oswald Odles IV.]

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Another noodle infatuated heathen on his way to eternal damnation. Drop the ChefboyRD, son and pick up the KJB. Repent and HE will forgive.

God Bless
Johnny Ray James

I cannot believe your animosity, even though I did you no harm! And neither has anyone of our church! We are a merry bunch and mean no one any harm! We only wish to pass on the happiness of the Noodly One!

RAmen!