[jennabenna]

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I was raised in the belief that all religions have a piece of the truth. All gods are real and All are praised in the music of the earth. But from what I've heard, the Great Noodly one has more truth than the rest.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I was raised in the belief that all religions have a piece of the truth. All gods are real and All are praised in the music of the earth. But from what I've heard, the Great Noodly one has more truth than the rest.

That's about as blasphemous as you can get. The Holy Bible tells us that.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Next you're going to tell us that you're a lezbean.

[Levi Jones]

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Next you're going to tell us that you're a lezbean.

Pastor, I'm afraid she has already admitted to it. It's such a pity the way the young lady is so eager to dive head first into the flames of hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor, I'm afraid she has already admitted to it. It's such a pity the way the young lady is so eager to dive head first into the flames of hell.

Oh good Lord.

Do we have any photographic evidence yet?

[jennabenna]

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Oh good Lord.

Do we have any photographic evidence yet?

Is my own word enough? Let me put it simply; I like girls. They're more attractive to me than guys.
Get it?

[BelieverInGod]

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They may have been taken in by some of the jokes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster plays on scientists to make them think that evolution took place but I still think they can tell the difference between sand worms and Noodle, something that you seem unable to do. Glad I am high unlikely to be ever invited to eat as your house.

Even if your right and those are really old Chinese noodles, that's not pasta. There's a huge difference between soba and spaghetti.

[Jo Freddie]

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I was raised in the belief that all religions have a piece of the truth. All gods are real and All are praised in the music of the earth. But from what I've heard, the Great Noodly one has more truth than the rest.

The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only religion that is based on facts and real evidence.

Even if your right and those are really old Chinese noodles, that's not pasta. There's a huge difference between soba and spaghetti.

Noodles/Pasta both represent the body of our Lord and Creator.

[Cranky Old Man]

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The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only religion that is based on facts and real evidence.

[Jo Freddie]

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You laugh, but why did you look like this in your youth if you do not believe deep down...

[Cranky Old Man]

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You laugh, but why did you look like this in your youth if you do not believe deep down...

I have to disappoint you. I never dressed up like a pirate. That is your fetish, not mine.

[Jo Freddie]

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I have to disappoint you. I never dressed up like a pirate. That is your fetish, not mine.

Why are you so ashamed of your past? That picture is clearly of you.
Is it the fact that you feel you have to deny your past that makes you so cranky?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Why are you so ashamed of your past?

I am not. I have sinned a lot when I was young and I have no problems with admitting that. Silly costumes have simply never been my thing. I spend most of my youth crushing skulls of small animals until my father got me my first gun.

That picture is clearly of you.

All that tomato sauce must have destroyed your eyesight.

Is it the fact that you feel you have to deny your past that makes you so cranky?

The "Cranky" part of my name is a "joke" of the son who made this forum account for me. I have wanted to change this into a much more accurate "Nice" for a while now but I still have not been able to figure out how to do that.

[Jo Freddie]

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Why are you so ashamed of your past? That picture is clearly of you.

All that tomato sauce must have destroyed your eyesight.

The Cranky doth protest too much, methinks.

[Cranky Old Man]

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The Cranky doth protest too much, methinks.

You have a weird way of admitting you have been wrong.

[Jo Freddie]

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You have a weird way of admitting you have been wrong.

Nope not wrong, I have a much better grasp on reality then you and your fellow "True Christians" will every have, I am not the one that follows a made up religion based on a book of fairy tales.