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  • #16
    Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
    If those musicians are real Christians, then I'm an atheist lieberal feminazi. No True Christian man would allow himself to look like an effeminate hippy. Don't even get me started on all those sinful depictions of Jesus with long hair!
    Just looking at those freaks feels like my eyesockets are being sodomised. Notice the rips in the middle one's jeans? It appears he's been spending a lot of time on his knees, and I doubt he was praying...
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #17
      Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

      these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":

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      • #18
        Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

        Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
        these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":
        No, unlike your Elmo boyfriend, we're not obsessed with getting into your butt.

        Please keep your perverted fantasies about us Godly Christians to yourself!

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        • #19
          Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

          Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
          these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":
          Disgusting, absolutely disgusting... WHY DO YOU EVEN POST ON THESE FORUMS? I'm pretty sure the site itself says, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Why do you continue to assault us with your lack of grammar and spelling skills and satanic lezbean chicanery? If you're not interested in being Saved, then WHY are you here?

          God Bless,

          Warrior in Christ
          Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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          • #20
            Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            ~~~Swoon~~~~

            Bless your precious heart Sir.

            Lve, Sister Thumper

            Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?
            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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            • #21
              Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

              Originally posted by lilith View Post
              Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?
              God has blessed me, this much I know.
              Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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              • #22
                Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                Originally posted by lilith View Post
                Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?
                Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!

                What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.

                I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.

                Lve, Sister Thumper
                Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 04-13-2007, 03:59 AM.
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                • #23
                  Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!

                  What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.

                  I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.

                  Lve, Sister Thumper
                  Sister Thumper! I did not know what she was referencing at first! I thought she might be referring to size of my legs and how much hard work I put into making them perfect! Now I know her intentions behind that comment were impure.... Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!

                  God Bless,

                  Warrior in Christ
                  Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-13-2007, 04:08 AM.
                  Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                    Oh my, how could I...?

                    Yes, dear sweet Brother, I left out those legs.

                    Trust me, they did NOT go unnoticed in the eyes of the LORD.

                    Please excuse me. It's time for my 5 lap swim.......

                    :Lve, Sister Thumper
                    Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 04-13-2007, 04:41 AM.
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                    • #25
                      Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                      Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                      Now I know her intentions behind that comment were impure.... Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!

                      God Bless,

                      Warrior in Christ
                      One of the things I look forward to asking Jesus on Judgement Day is if Lilith has ever had a pure intention regarding anything. It seems unlikely.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        One of the things I look forward to asking Jesus on Judgement Day is if Lilith has ever had a pure intention regarding anything. It seems unlikely.
                        This I do not doubt Brother. It seems as though Satan has been guiding her hand and black heart for quite some time now.
                        Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!

                          What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.

                          I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.

                          Lve, Sister Thumper

                          Ah,so you DID notice then.
                          I thought as much.



                          " Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!"


                          Surely a great relief to us both.
                          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho!
                            Oh! You GO gurl! And the watermelons does not fall far from the vine, because that be true about her momma too! That's right, Lilith! I said YO MOMMA! Whatchoo gonna do about it? You ain't got nothin' on me! I's crunk for Jesus, foo'! PRAAAAISE! J.C. in da house!
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                            • #29
                              Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                              Originally posted by Lateefah Yomama View Post
                              Oh! You GO gurl! And the watermelons does not fall far from the vine, because that be true about her momma too! That's right, Lilith! I said YO MOMMA! Whatchoo gonna do about it? You ain't got nothin' on me! I's crunk for Jesus, foo'! PRAAAAISE! J.C. in da house!

                              Hey! I'm getting good at deciphering this stuff - I understood three whole words that time!
                              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

                                Back to the toppic, christian music.

                                For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.
                                I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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