[Brother John]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

If you are a doctor, you áre alowed to lecture a woman on childbirth.
And you think I havent seen the world yet because im still on highschool? What do you think they teach us there?

There's a distinct difference between the theory you're taught and the way things are. I suppose you know how life is in third world countries because "you've learned about it"?
Or as Rachael said, you know how it is to make a living and pay your own bills because "you learn about it in school"? Good luck applying your theories

[Brother John]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

And im going to do that away from "mommy", without fear, and well prepaired. Life isnt hard if you live it right.

And it's not hard if mommy funds you either

If you want to be a doctor by the way, work on your spelling. "I wented to skool to becume a docterman" isn't going to get you far.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I'm here because I'm making a summary about animals...!

Um, what?

And how do you know im unsaved? Has God told you "this girl shalt not be saved? No? Oh so sorry, but please make me know when God himself tells you personally.

He wrote us a nice big book all about what Saved people do and what unsaved people do. You do the things that unsaved people do, and don't do the things that Saved people do. Is that simple enough for you to understand?

Oh, and btw
Until then,
Vampiria, your godess.
P.D.lease stop torturing yourselves, Stop being jealous that I'm english and you're not. Praise England!!!

P.D.? Can you honestly not spell PS right? Friend, I have lived in this country all my life (btw, that flag is the British one, not St. George's Cross), and as a consequence, I can speak English. The fact that you haven't been deported yet doesn't make you English.

Ok, now you're being deliberately difficult. How does that have any relevance to what I said about violence being not good??

You said that the Bible was bad because repressive secularists slandered it as being violent. Why do you accept the point of view of one repressive secular regime, but not another?

No, I'm merely stating that he's talking to me about 'how the world works'. As someone who hasn't been out of school, hasn't experienced the real world, he is hardly qualified to try and lecture someone who has.
Just like you would hardly be qualified to lecture a woman on childbirth.

Friend, I know for a fact that I will never have to experience the agonising pain of passing a massive object through my most private regions. You cannot say the same. It looks like one of us is doing something right, but it's not you.

But you are going to be eaten alive, little man.

And when Rachael Van Babymunching promises a "little man" he's going to be eaten, you know she means what she says.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

There's a distinct difference between the theory you're taught and the way things are. I suppose you know how life is in third world countries because "you've learned about it"?
Or as Rachael said, you know how it is to make a living and pay your own bills because "you learn about it in school"? Good luck applying your theories

Exactly what I was saying.

And it's not hard if mommy funds you either old

If you want to be a doctor by the way, work on your spelling. "I wented to skool to becume a docterman" isn't going to get you far.

Well, what do you know. I agree with everything Bro John has said for once!
Funny thing is, Lucy claims to be 17, Bro John, you mentioned you're a similar age?
Yet you seem to have smarts in your head as opposed to empty-headed little Lucy who seems to live in his bright little bubble of pipedreams.
Smart lad. (Bro John, not Lucy)

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Well, at least Í am staying rational. The only thing you have been doing so far is insulting me, wow, how brave of you!

And about being prepared, if you aren't studying or haven't done anything like that its logical life is hard on you. You can tell me a lot, but don't lecture me about something you have got trouble with, while the whole world thinks it isn't that hard.

Besides, you think my english is bad? Maybe it is, but considering I'm dutch, still on high school, dyslectic and also writing this in my spare time while not really watching my spelling I'd say it isn't that awefull. Allthoug I'm sure you disagree.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Well, at least Í am staying rational. The only thing you have been doing so far is insulting me, wow, how brave of you!

And about being prepared, if you aren't studying or haven't done anything like that its logical life is hard on you. You can tell me a lot, but don't lecture me about something you have got trouble with, while the whole world thinks it isn't that hard.

Besides, you think my english is bad? Maybe it is, but considering I'm dutch, still on high school, dyslectic and also writing this in my spare time while not really watching my spelling I'd say it isn't that awefull. Allthoug I'm sure you disagree.

Who cares if you live/were born in the netherlands you filthy eurohomer?! In fact, who cares if you OR the witch think they are prepared for the real world(which, by the way, she hasn't found yet either)? You both won't be prepared until you start accepting Christ, getting these foul, inane thoughts out of your head, and tithing at least 10% of your paycheck to the Landover Baptist Church. To truly be saved is to know the True word of God and True nature of the world. Yet, you both claim to know this. Rachael, who eats children and meditates in front of rocks, hoping that they will help her win the lottery, and you lord lucy, one who dares mock the True LORD, Jesus, by donning the name of the devil, you will be in for a shock when you are cast down into the lake of fire and repeatedly violated by satan and his minions for the rest of eternity(that's forever, just in case you didn't know).

Speaking of tithing, I noticed that you are 17 and most likely since you are a satanist all you care is about yourself, so you probably mooch off of your parents and steal their food. Stealing is NOT condoned, but tithing in the name of the LORD is. So if you're truly interested in being saved why don't you pick up mommy or daddy's credit card and call the Landover Baptist Church, the number is on our main site:www.landoverbaptist.org and then one of our representatives can give you step-by-step directions on how YOU, yes, even you lucy, how you can get saved! It's only a few steps and numbers away.

Think about it, or start planning on burning.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Hmm, thank you for showing me that you are corrupted by who you call "satan". You cant 'buy' god, or jesus, for that matter.

I'm a christian, and for as far as I know I'm living a good life. However, there is one thing that always pisses me off. That is that you christian-cults always are asking for money! You try to be true christians dont you? Then you might as well act as them!

Satan is the only one that truly cares about earthly goods, you know that verry well and still you try? Íf i go to hell, wich I doubt, and rachael lives a good life in her own way so she may be saved too, at least I can rub it in on you there!

Btw, didnt you just advice me to steal from my parents? Well, god doesnt want stolen goods, only you do.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

AMEN Brother!

At 17 he is old enough to sneak his Dad's credit card out of his wallet and tithe a generous amount.

Brother Lucy if you need help processing your Dad's (or Mom's) credit card, just let one of us know.


GLORY!

With Lve, Sister Thumper

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Btw, didnt you just advice me to steal from my parents? Well, god doesnt want stolen goods, only you do.

In return, we will send you a free playstaion 3 or a free puppy. Whichever you would like.


Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Hmm, thank you for showing me that you are corrupted by who you call "satan". You cant 'buy' god, or jesus, for that matter.

I'm a christian, and for as far as I know I'm living a good life. However, there is one thing that always pisses me off. That is that you christian-cults always are asking for money! You try to be true christians dont you? Then you might as well act as them!

Satan is the only one that truly cares about earthly goods, you know that verry well and still you try? Íf i go to hell, wich I doubt, and rachael lives a good life in her own way so she may be saved too, at least I can rub it in on you there!

Btw, didnt you just advice me to steal from my parents? Well, god doesnt want stolen goods, only you do.

It's not stealing. Every piece of gold and silver already belong to God:

Haggai 2:8
8The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.

By using your parent's credit card to tithe, you are merely allocating this specific piece of God's money to his Favorite Church, the Landover Baptist Church. God says that it's necessary to give to him(through his workers here on Earth of course) here:

Malachi 3:10
10Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

You see sinner, you're a guest here on this planet, courtesy God. Now you can personally act as a money-handler for God by transmitting gold to the Landover Baptist Church. Do you think private jets are cheap? Do you know how much food it takes to feed a small army of God's soldiers AND how much money it takes to supply them with semi-automatic weaponary that's up to date and useful? I'll let you know it's not cheap. So why don't you do your part, renounce the name of satan, and give?

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Because god wont accept that money, nor will he accept taking the lives of innocent beings. God wants you to give yóur money, not someone else's.

There once were 10 ammendments, the most direct word of god, did you read them.

[tommy]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

There once were 10 ammendments, the most direct word of god, did you read them.

I agree that some amendments reflect God's will and power over tis country but you probably meant the ten commandments.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Can be, but "some reflect gods will" ??? What the hell do you mean by that??! HE WROTE THEM FOR YOU, AND YOU DO NOT ACCEPT IT AS THE WORD OF GOD! How about that? Darn, how hard can it be to read óne book...

[tommy]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Can be, but "some reflect gods will" ??? What the hell do you mean by that??! HE WROTE THEM FOR YOU, AND YOU DO NOT ACCEPT IT AS THE WORD OF GOD! How about that? Darn, how hard can it be to read óne book...

I was referring to the amenedments.
Now stop wasting your time on American constitution and accept Jesus into your heart!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Hmm, thank you for showing me that you are corrupted by who you call "satan". You cant 'buy' god, or jesus, for that matter.

I'm a christian, and for as far as I know I'm living a good life. However, there is one thing that always pisses me off. That is that you christian-cults always are asking for money! You try to be true christians dont you? Then you might as well act as them!

Satan is the only one that truly cares about earthly goods, you know that verry well and still you try? Íf i go to hell, wich I doubt, and rachael lives a good life in her own way so she may be saved too, at least I can rub it in on you there!

No way is the witch going to Heaven. If you don't care about earthly goods, why are you making such a song and dance about turning them over to God's favourite Church? Surely you should be eager to get rid of your earthly possessions?

Btw, didnt you just advice me to steal from my parents? Well, god doesnt want stolen goods, only you do.

God doesn't want you to steal from Him:
Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
If you do not tithe, you are robbing God of what is rightfully His.

There once were 10 ammendments, the most direct word of god, did you read them.

Can be, but "some reflect gods will" ??? What the hell do you mean by that??! HE WROTE THEM FOR YOU, AND YOU DO NOT ACCEPT IT AS THE WORD OF GOD! How about that? Darn, how hard can it be to read óne book...

You think God wrote the Bill of Rights?