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  • harlotismymiddlename
    Unsaved trash, admitted retard
    • Mar 2015
    • 59
    #121
    Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    All that flapping and sputtering must slow you down occasionally.
    I meant slowed down as in developmentally. It doesn't affect our physical or mental growth.
    Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
    Matt 18:14
    And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
    John 4:16

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457
        #122
        Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

        Originally posted by harlotismymiddlename View Post
        I meant slowed down as in developmentally. It doesn't affect our physical or mental growth.
        So what you are saying is you are fully capable of becoming a huge idiot?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • FroYoInfo
            Unsaved trash, admitted retard
            • Apr 2015
            • 45
            #123
            Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Placing your fingers in your ears and brushing away the truth of God ('dusting' as you say) will not bode well for you. You failure to follow the Bible explains one possible reason you forced God to damage your child. Have you no shame?
            Matthew 10

            1And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.

            Hmmm Cast out or heal? Has your demon child been healed or cast out, one or the other according to God.
            "Demon child"? As for you, when does the bible say that Tourette's syndrome is caused by demons? No where. Tourette's is not mentioned.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063
                #124
                Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                Originally posted by FroYoInfo View Post
                "Demon child"? As for you, when does the bible say that Tourette's syndrome is caused by demons? No where. Tourette's is not mentioned.
                Ephesians 4:31-32 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.

                Matthew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

                I have never met a Tourettes who was not very angry and rude indeed. The last Tourettes I had to talk to succeeded only in teaching my naive, young clean limbed young youth of a nephew to say 'anal dirge pratt'.

                I can only conclude that it is their hatred of Jesus given voice.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #125
                    Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                    Originally posted by FroYoInfo View Post
                    "Demon child"? As for you, when does the bible say that Tourette's syndrome is caused by demons? No where. Tourette's is not mentioned.
                    That's because the evil "Diabolic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders," or "DSM," hadn't been invented by Jesus-hating "psychiatrists" yet. But demons had been identified, and Tourette's is nothing more than demonic infestations giving voice to the hatred of the sweet, infant Jesus, as Dr. Niles explains.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337
                        #126
                        Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                        Originally posted by FroYoInfo View Post
                        "Demon child"? As for you, when does the bible say that Tourette's syndrome is caused by demons? No where. Tourette's is not mentioned.
                        All disease is addressed by the Bible, Tourette's included, and the Bible lays quite plain that it is curable through the casting out of demons by Lord Jesus Christ.

                        Matthew 10:1King James Version (KJV)

                        10 And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079
                            #127
                            Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                            Originally posted by FroYoInfo View Post
                            ...Tourette's is not mentioned.
                            Neither are methamphetamines. So go nuts.

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                              • harlotismymiddlename
                                Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                                • Mar 2015
                                • 59
                                #128
                                Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                So what you are saying is you are fully capable of becoming a huge idiot?
                                I am saying that the Tourettes has no say in how my mind and body develops
                                Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                                Matt 18:14
                                And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                                John 4:16

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                                  • GOD=life
                                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 3263
                                    #129
                                    Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                                    Originally posted by harlotismymiddlename View Post
                                    I am saying that the Tourettes has no say in how my mind and body develops
                                    But you can type without riddling your sentences with F-bombs and A-bombs, right?

                                    The most logical solution to me would seem that you stop speaking out loud and instead use a voice synthesizer like Stephen Hawking.

                                    Then with the press of a button you can do the Helium voice, alien voice, woman voice, etc.

                                    P.S. F-bomb stands for "fudge" and A-bomb stands for "Atheist"
                                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                    Matthew 7:22                                     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                      • harlotismymiddlename
                                        Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                                        • Mar 2015
                                        • 59
                                        #130
                                        Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                        But you can type without riddling your sentences with F-bombs and A-bombs, right?

                                        The most logical solution to me would seem that you stop speaking out loud and instead use a voice synthesizer like Stephen Hawking.

                                        Then with the press of a button you can do the Helium voice, alien voice, woman voice, etc.

                                        P.S. F-bomb stands for "fudge" and A-bomb stands for "Atheist"
                                        Even if I used a voice synthesizer words would still come out. It's not that i can't talk without doing my vocal tics(which currently include very innocent words, like "blue," and "bluebird") it is more of an inablity to stay quiet.
                                        Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                                        Matt 18:14
                                        And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                                        John 4:16

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                                          • GOD=life
                                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 3263
                                            #131
                                            Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                                            Originally posted by harlotismymiddlename View Post
                                            It's not that i can't talk without doing my vocal tics
                                            But what if you were to surgically remove your tongue? That might help? Or maybe sew part of your lips together so that your mouth looks like in this smiley: Note also that Stephen Hawking is highly regarded for his intelligence by the Atheist community, so it's not as though you're admitting to developmental issues by using the same tools

                                            Do you think it's possible to neurolinguistically reprogram your verbal tics? If you were to exclaim "Read the KJV 1611 Bible you fools!" at random moments, then that might be a workable compromise?

                                            Just throwing in some wholesome ideas here

                                            In Christ
                                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                            Matthew 7:22                                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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