[TrueChristian777]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

How can you be a True Christian™ when your identification line says you are Unsaved Trash?

Is there an error in the bookkeeping at Landover? Did your credit card expire?

True Christian™ is a term trademarked by Landover Baptist Church. Only members in good standing (and affiliates like myself) may refer to themselves as True Christians™.

I believe Landover's attorneys are checking your IP address as we speak, preparing a cease and desist order.

Check all you want. Your so called "attorney" can't do jack squat. The fact is you can't handle the truth. All you can do is call people names like little kids on a playground having a little kiddy fight. What you lack is true compassion. If you did actually read the bible, you would find the Lord teaches compassion and salvation. Oh yeah, mt credit card will never be affiliated with a rude crude organization such as yours. Though I am really enjoying these conversations with you guys-you inspire me to spread Gods word. I figure I may the one chosen by God to spread his word that will actually convert you over to Christianity. I just pray with my entire Christian belief that some on that end of the spectrum will actually take Gods word at it's word. You claim you take Gods word as "word for word gospel", yet you still spread hate. Where in the bible does it say calling people bad names is Christian? I forgive you, but you have to ask for God's forgiveness before He will.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

You choose the screen ID of TrueChristian777? Do you simply feel you are one notch above Lucifer himself? Is that what that means?

Sir did you even introduce yourself politely before you barged into the digital Narthex of our church spouting hate and disbelief? Would you do that in any other public forum?

"ATTENTION EVERYONE IN WALMART! I HEAR THAT THIS STORE HIRES ILLEGAL ALIENS AND THE MANAGER IS A HOMO!!!!!! THEY PURCHASE INFERIOR CHINESE PRODUCTS FULL OF LEAD TO KILL YOUR BABIES." -would get you arrested.

We feel no differently here. Is your mother still alive? I suggest you phone her tonight and have her go over the whole "manners thing" with you again.

-ND

[TrueChristian777]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

You insult me, my son, and true Christians. I search for a camp to help my son deal with his illness and I come across your smut. If you don't want people like me to be here and spread the truth, then don't make it public on the web. You noticed I said public, meaning anyone can stumble across your garbage. If you don't want true Christians to try and help you then make your site private. Other wise ban me like you did everyone else who tries to help you.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

Ummmmm you're not an English major are you?

-ND

[TrueChristian777]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

Neither are you.

[TrueChristian777]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

Yes
Yes they act insane, not epileptic, every day aches and pains, or even Tourette Syndrome.
The bible does not lie-ever. But people can interpret it to fit their own desires. I am sure you understand that part.

Oh and as far as your stupid santa song. My children don't believe in santa, they know the story of Jesus's birth and are getting old enough to finally understand what Christ's birth means.

You can say what you want, but I will never stoop down to your level.

[TrueChristian777]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

Obviously you have not been to one of our sermons. Keep ranting.

[TrueChristian777]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

Dude, work on your grammar. I can hardly follow what you are saying.

Sermons constitute a small part of my worship. That happens to be only Sunday and Wednesday. A study group on Thursdays. And the rest of the week is just God and I.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

Way to avoid answering the questions

And still I see no evidence you've ever touched a Bible.

[TrueChristian777]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

I am healed body and soul. Does not mean I can't get hurt or have aches and pains.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

I am healed body and soul. Does not mean I can't get hurt or have aches and pains.

Are you really this idiotic or do you just play a moron on the Internet?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

I am healed body and soul. Does not mean I can't get hurt or have aches and pains.

The questions are so simple a 3rd grader can answer them. Can you?

[TourettesMom]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

You people on here absolutely make me sick. Not only are you completely uneducated but you give Christianity a bad name.

The Jesus I know must be absolutely disgusted by your actions, your words and your complete lack of love and compassion.

I want to encourage each of you to pick up your bibles, pray for the wisdom of Christ to fill your hearts and re-read the holy words of my Lord...not the one that you all currently worship!

You must be a putrid aromoa.....

[James Hutchins]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

You people on here absolutely make me sick. Not only are you completely uneducated but you give Christianity a bad name.

The Jesus I know must be absolutely disgusted by your actions, your words and your complete lack of love and compassion.

I want to encourage each of you to pick up your bibles, pray for the wisdom of Christ to fill your hearts and re-read the holy words of my Lord...not the one that you all currently worship!

You must be a putrid aromoa.....

Welcome! Nice to meet you. Tell me, what Jesus do you know? Certainly, it is not God, as described in the KJV Bible.
I do not know what you insult us like you do when all we do is follow Gods wird(c). If you think there is something wrong with Him, He should be the target of your anger not us.
For example:

And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears. ... Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt ... pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD. -- Ezekiel 23:25, 34

Now these next passages talk about blindness (they did not know what twitch and shout' was back then, they though it was deamons). However, it is a similar defect.
God makes people blind.
"Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?" -- Exodus 4:11
Sometimes he even makes animals blind.
"In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open my eyes and ... smite every horse of the people with blindness." -- Zechariah 12:4
And he'll make you blind too if you don't follow the Old Testament's laws.
"The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart." -- Deuteronomy 28:28
You should ask God to make your enemies blind. (It worked for Paul.)
"Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake." -- Psalm 69:23
"The hand of the Lord is upon thee, and thou shalt be blind. ... And immediately there fell on him a mist and a darkness; and he went about seeking some to lead him by the hand." -- Acts 13:11
But don't sacrifice blind animals to God. It is evil.
"If ye offer the blind for sacrifice, is it not evil?" -- Malachi 1:8
Blind people cannot approach the altar of God.
"Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries." -- Leviticus 21:17-23
David can't stand the sight of blind people. Whoever kills them will be rewarded.
"And David said on that day, Whosoever ... smiteth ... the blind that are hated of David's soul, he shall be chief and captain. Wherefore they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the house." -- 2 Samuel 5:8 If you consider this to be a handicap, well, the Bible talks about that too:
Ex.4:11 Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
Lev.21:17-23 Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
Now, if you disagree with the above, then perhaps it is deamons and this what the Bible says about them:

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Leviticus 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
Deuteronomy 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

1st Samuel 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

If you need more assistance, please feel free to call on me or a Pastor or Reverend. We are here for you during you time of turmoil.


YIC
JH

[TourettesMom]

Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

Listen James, first learn how to spell!

Second, the Jesus I know is the one who is referenced in the KJV scriptures - and, you should be very afraid for the reason that the scriptures you reference talk about sending guys like you straight to hell to burn for all eternity so you might want to re-think your "religion", dude!

What you have done with the scriptures is to twist and distorted passages into your own, convenient, hateful, judgmental, un-intelligent translations to meet your own personal agenda. There is also a passage in the bible that warns anyone who adds to or takes away from the word of God is in some SERIOUS trouble....check it out big guy!

Welcome! Nice to meet you. Tell me, what Jesus do you know? Certainly, it is not God, as described in the KJV Bible.
I do not know what you insult us like you do when all we do is follow Gods wird©. If you think there is something wrong with Him, He should be the target of your anger not us.
For example:

And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears. ... Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt ... pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD. -- Ezekiel 23:25, 34

Now these next passages talk about blindness (they did not know what twitch and shout' was back then, they though it was deamons). However, it is a similar defect.
God makes people blind.
"Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?" -- Exodus 4:11
Sometimes he even makes animals blind.
"In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open my eyes and ... smite every horse of the people with blindness." -- Zechariah 12:4
And he'll make you blind too if you don't follow the Old Testament's laws.
"The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart." -- Deuteronomy 28:28
You should ask God to make your enemies blind. (It worked for Paul.)
"Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake." -- Psalm 69:23
"The hand of the Lord is upon thee, and thou shalt be blind. ... And immediately there fell on him a mist and a darkness; and he went about seeking some to lead him by the hand." -- Acts 13:11
But don't sacrifice blind animals to God. It is evil.
"If ye offer the blind for sacrifice, is it not evil?" -- Malachi 1:8
Blind people cannot approach the altar of God.
"Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries." -- Leviticus 21:17-23
David can't stand the sight of blind people. Whoever kills them will be rewarded.
"And David said on that day, Whosoever ... smiteth ... the blind that are hated of David's soul, he shall be chief and captain. Wherefore they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the house." -- 2 Samuel 5:8 If you consider this to be a handicap, well, the Bible talks about that too:
Ex.4:11 Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
Lev.21:17-23 Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
Now, if you disagree with the above, then perhaps it is deamons and this what the Bible says about them:

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Leviticus 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
Deuteronomy 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

1st Samuel 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

If you need more assistance, please feel free to call on me or a Pastor or Reverend. We are here for you during you time of turmoil.


YIC
JH