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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

    Jesus must be crying when he sees this. A camp for possessed kids that encourages them to be at ease with their possession!!

    Just three days into summer camp, and Amanda Smith is ready to rattle off what she likes. Swimming. Singing. Dancing. Tree climbing.
    And boys.
    After a day of physical activities, the 10-year-old said she and her friends like to return to their cabins to do and talk “girl stuff.”
    That’s hair, makeup — and Max.
    “I have a crush on an 18-year-old. ” said a smiling Amanda, clad in a football jersey with pink trim.
    Such is life at the weeklong camp for youngsters like Amanda, who has Tourette Syndrome.
    My God they're encouraging fornication for these demonic kids!

    And by engaging with others with Tourette’s, campers realize they’re not alone, said Cohen, a Tritt Elementary teacher.
    “We all know we have a disability,” Cohen said. “We have a disability because the rest of the world thinks we have one. The reality is, these kids can do anything they want.”
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

    That's those little retard kids who shout dirty words in church and the joo doctors came up with a "syndrome" name for it so we're all supposed to feel sorry for them instead of laying a good Christian beating on them. That's what's wrong with the world today; everyone wants to be some kind of "victim" instead of just accepting Christ and then waiting for Him to come back to earth and kill everyone.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Beetlejuice
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2009
      • 1

      #3
      Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

      By God, I bet they're even letting them use computers.

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      • Miss April
        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 685

        #4
        Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

        I Only Hope That Those Evil Demon possessed Kids Came Two Know Jesus

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        • lord warrior
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2007
          • 406

          #5
          Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

          You know that those camps are run by pedophiles? A 10 yr old in love with a 18 yr old. These kids are know to talk dirty and shake uncontrolled. Probably just a turn on for the pedo's.

          That's those little retard kids who shout dirty words in church and the joo doctors came up with a "syndrome" name for it so we're all supposed to feel sorry for them
          Isn't this just another way for Satan to infest our churches. Get the demon possess children in there, and then spread there influence.

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          • Mindkiller
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2009
            • 1

            #6
            Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

            You bible thumping idiots do realize that since you can't spell and use actual English grammar that any rational human being will ignore you for the most part. Not even the "joos".

            If Jesus does come on back (doubtful), I hope he incinerates the lot of you. Give kids with a mental disorder a beating... sounds really Christian.

            Came Two Know Jesus
            the joo doctors
            If you two aren't 14 years old, then there really is no excuse for being an idiot of this magnitude. I isn't even the fact that you think such hateful things. Nor is it that you seem to think that somehow you are superior. It's the spelling that annoys me. How can anyone have a reasonable opinion about the "joos". Jews, on the other hand, could be discussed. Because they exist.

            It takes 2 seconds to say "I am saved" and thats good enough for you people. Have a fucking higher standard. I do. For instance, I couldn't care at all what you want to believe, as long as you are somewhat intelligent in the way you go about it. Once you present yourself as an ignorant idiot, thats when I write you right off. Thankfully, most people in the world are too.

            Hopefully, in another 30-40 years enough of you will die off and we can get rid of this way of thinking once and for all. People like me will have our way. Because we have coherent arguments. People like you will have no say in the future, because nobody will listen to undereducated bible-loving idiots.

            So have a good time, get yourselves all worked up about a camp for kids. Those kids will eventually be running things, and you'll just be bitter old men and women.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22931

              #7
              Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

              Mindkiller,

              Am I right in sensing that you feel that all is not well in God's Acres here at Freehold? There seems to be a hint of disapproval in your writings and yet, our posts are The Word of God.

              May we help you find Baby Jesus?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                Originally posted by Mindkiller View Post

                Hopefully, in another 30-40 years enough of you will die off
                Thanks for the inspirational message. I hope I make it that long.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #9
                  Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                  Originally posted by Mindkiller View Post
                  You bible thumping idiots do realize that since you can't spell and use actual English grammar that any rational human being will ignore you for the most part. Not even the "joos".
                  .


                  How did this Unsaved Trash, Under Investigation, even get into this forum without properly introducing himself and failing to fill out his profile?

                  Don't we have rottweilers on duty to prevent this? What about our "coon" hounds? Couldn't they have smelled him and made a ruckus?

                  Using a made up name like Mindkiller, this person is obviously covering up something. Like maybe his He-Brew heritage?
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • ArcaneAnna
                    Unsaved trash
                    WARNING: harlet blatenlty offering herself to Bobby-Joe
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 48

                    #10
                    Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                    Heeeeey Bobby-Joe.

                    WOOOHOOOO
                    Let's throw a paaaarteeeey.
                    Let's drink some spirits.
                    And smoke some weed.

                    Let's all be friends.
                    It makes the world go around C:
                    Jaaajaaajaaa.

                    SHOW SOME LOOOVEEEE

                    I'd rather be you love slave in your eyes Bobby-Joe, than a prude. ;p

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                      Originally posted by ArcaneAnna View Post
                      Heeeeey Bobby-Joe.

                      WOOOHOOOO
                      Let's throw a paaaarteeeey.
                      Let's drink some spirits.
                      And smoke some weed.

                      Let's all be friends.
                      It makes the world go around C:
                      Jaaajaaajaaa.

                      SHOW SOME LOOOVEEEE

                      I'd rather be you love slave in your eyes Bobby-Joe, than a prude. ;p
                      Control yourself woman. I am a married man!

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • ArcaneAnna
                        Unsaved trash
                        WARNING: harlet blatenlty offering herself to Bobby-Joe
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 48

                        #12
                        Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                        I bet I give out better. ;p

                        You knoooow you wanna gimme a go.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                          Originally posted by ArcaneAnna View Post
                          I bet I give out better. ;p

                          You knoooow you wanna gimme a go.
                          It's the hood, right? Women just go nuts for a guy in a hood.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • ArcaneAnna
                            Unsaved trash
                            WARNING: harlet blatenlty offering herself to Bobby-Joe
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 48

                            #14
                            Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                            Naaw.

                            Women go nuts for piercings. C:

                            When I see a guy with a good
                            set of piercings, makes me horny.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #15
                              Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                              Originally posted by Mindkiller View Post
                              You bible thumping idiots do realize that since you can't spell and use actual English grammar that any rational human being will ignore you for the most part. Not even the "joos".

                              If Jesus does come on back (doubtful), I hope he incinerates the lot of you. Give kids with a mental disorder a beating... sounds really Christian.




                              If you two aren't 14 years old, then there really is no excuse for being an idiot of this magnitude. I isn't even the fact that you think such hateful things. Nor is it that you seem to think that somehow you are superior. It's the spelling that annoys me. How can anyone have a reasonable opinion about the "joos". Jews, on the other hand, could be discussed. Because they exist.

                              It takes 2 seconds to say "I am saved" and thats good enough for you people. Have a piffleing higher standard. I do. For instance, I couldn't care at all what you want to believe, as long as you are somewhat intelligent in the way you go about it. Once you present yourself as an ignorant idiot, thats when I write you right off. Thankfully, most people in the world are too.

                              Hopefully, in another 30-40 years enough of you will die off and we can get rid of this way of thinking once and for all. People like me will have our way. Because we have coherent arguments. People like you will have no say in the future, because nobody will listen to undereducated bible-loving idiots.

                              So have a good time, get yourselves all worked up about a camp for kids. Those kids will eventually be running things, and you'll just be bitter old men and women.
                              You're correcting our spelling and grammar? Thank Jesus for the holy word filtering. I'm not sure my heart could take reading the dirty words posted as well.

                              Go ahead and right us off, then. Thats write.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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