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  • bible_funker
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2009
    • 7

    #61
    Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

    Wow. And youre a Princeton Grad. Doesnt say too much about that school does it. Did you know retard isnt the correct term? Or did they not teach you that in school? Maybe you should go back so they can teach you how to shave.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #62
      Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

      Originally posted by bible_funker View Post
      Wow. And youre a Princeton Grad. Doesnt say too much about that school does it. Did you know retard isnt the correct term? Or did they not teach you that in school? Maybe you should go back so they can teach you how to shave.
      No? What do you call a retard, "Moron, watch out!!!!!!!"

      Why should I have my beard if you do not shave your legs?

      I just got a copy of your DoF file, and it is a doozy! I had to laugh, you got tricked out of your underwear and it was put up the school flag pole. What a loser.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • true_lies
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2009
        • 1

        #63
        Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        No? What do you call a retard, "Moron, watch out!!!!!!!"

        Why should I have my beard if you do not shave your legs?

        I just got a copy of your DoF file, and it is a doozy! I had to laugh, you got tricked out of your underwear and it was put up the school flag pole. What a loser.
        You wish I was a girl. Im actually a dude. So what file did you actually get? Or is that a wet dream of yours?

        You think I would actually use a real email address on personal info on here? I just think its funny that you think youre arguing with a chick, and im actually a guy.

        I think its cute you reply and then disable my account. Like I cant get another email and post on here. This site is a joke. Your witty talents are miniscule compared to your ignorance.

        Its mentally disabled not retards. Something im sure youre used to. Do people scream out, " hay bald guy with the weird beard? lol

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #64
          Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

          I thought you were a empty headed woman because of the way you write. Must be a hormonal thing of yours.

          No need for an email adress and they can be spoofed.

          I do not do anything to your account, a mod or admin does.

          What is wrong with calling a retard a retard? Not 'politically correct'?

          There is no 'hay' in my picture and no, I've never heard that said. Perhaps because I am 6'7" tall at 250 pounds, people are a little cautious around me.
          I suppose people hiss at you saying "That's the loser with the retards".
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • TrueChristian777
            Unsaved Trash, False Christian
            • Dec 2009
            • 11

            #65
            Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

            It is amazing that God even allows you to travel his world. I have Tourette Syndrome and My oldest has it as well. I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN. I will not condemn you, you have already accomplished this yourselves. Tourette Syndrome is real. I would rather have the Tourette Syndrome than what you claim to be. If and when you figure out what a real Christian is you will be welcome in heaven. But first you must accept Jesus and ask for his forgiveness, and obviously you have a lot to ask forgiveness for.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #66
              Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

              You can't be a True Christian(tm) and be infested with demons at the same time.

              1st Corinthians 3:16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?
              1st Corinthians 3:17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.


              These verses tell us our bodies are temples of God. Our bodies must be pure. Yet you and your son are full of demons, therefore your temple is defiled. How can you be Saved(r) yet twitch constantly and spew foul words out of your mouth?

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • TrueChristian777
                Unsaved Trash, False Christian
                • Dec 2009
                • 11

                #67
                Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                Ever heard of the term bigot. The only infraction here is people like you thinking you are above everyone else. Jesus is about forgiveness and love. "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life." John 3:16 I know I am saved and will go to heaven when it is my time, you guys on the other hand-good luck. You might as well consider this a big infraction now and ban me like you have done everyone else who posts against your ignorant hillbilly campaign. You fear those who are different than you and refuse to try and understand the illness. It is obvious from your response to my one and only post that you don't even have a clue what Tourette Syndrome is, less than 2 percent of those with TS have the outburst(cussing) part.
                P.S. "Christians" like you are what give true Christians like us a bad name. I sometimes wondered if I was a good Christian or not. You made my day, I now know I am a good Christian since there are false Christians like yourselves out there. I appreciate the boost.
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #68
                  Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                  Originally posted by TrueChristian777 View Post
                  I know I am saved and will go to heaven when it is my time, you guys on the other hand-good luck. P.S. "Christians" like you are what give true Christians like us a bad name. I sometimes wondered if I was a good Christian or not. You made my day, I now know I am a good Christian since there are false Christians like yourselves out there. I appreciate the boost.
                  Next you're going to tell me that I'm going to hell for judging, right?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #69
                    Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                    Originally posted by TrueChristian777 View Post
                    Ever heard of the term bigot. The only infraction here is people like you thinking you are above everyone else. Jesus is about forgiveness and love. "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life." John 3:16 I know I am saved and will go to heaven when it is my time, you guys on the other hand-good luck. You might as well consider this a big infraction now and ban me like you have done everyone else who posts against your ignorant hillbilly campaign. You fear those who are different than you and refuse to try and understand the illness. It is obvious from your response to my one and only post that you don't even have a clue what Tourette Syndrome is, less than 2 percent of those with TS have the outburst(cussing) part.
                    P.S. "Christians" like you are what give true Christians like us a bad name. I sometimes wondered if I was a good Christian or not. You made my day, I now know I am a good Christian since there are false Christians like yourselves out there. I appreciate the boost.
                    Have you read the Gospels?

                    Have you read the description of demons?

                    How are those possessed by demons described to act?

                    Do you think the Bible is lying?

                    Finally, do tell - do you believe you have the right to judge whether someone is a Christian or not?

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22931

                      #70
                      Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                      Originally posted by TrueChristian777 View Post
                      [...]I have Tourette Syndrome and My oldest has it as well.
                      You come here as a false prophet telling us lies about what The Bible says and you wonder why God has cursed you unto the 2nd generation? I wonder sometimes what God has to do to get His Message across.
                      I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN.
                      There is no record of you as a tithing member of the congregation at Landover - I refute your claim.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • TrueChristian777
                        Unsaved Trash, False Christian
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 11

                        #71
                        Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                        So you can judge us whether we are Christian or not. That is where the bigot part comes in.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • TrueChristian777
                          Unsaved Trash, False Christian
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 11

                          #72
                          Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                          I don't even come as a "prophet". I come as a concerned Christian. Concerned that there are hateful people like you guys who claim to be Christian. We are at war with Satan all of our days and you are propigating more hate. Come on be real who is on the wrong side here. I am done wasting my time with you. When it is time God will judge you and I.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #73
                            Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                            Originally posted by TrueChristian777 View Post
                            I don't even come as a "prophet". I come as a concerned Christian. Concerned that there are hateful people like you guys who claim to be Christian. We are at war with Satan all of our days and you are propigating more hate. Come on be real who is on the wrong side here. I am done wasting my time with you. When it is time God will judge you and I.
                            How can you be a True Christian(tm) when your identification line says you are Unsaved Trash?

                            Is there an error in the bookkeeping at Landover? Did your credit card expire?

                            True Christian(tm) is a term trademarked by Landover Baptist Church. Only members in good standing (and affiliates like myself) may refer to themselves as True Christians(tm).

                            I believe Landover's attorneys are checking your IP address as we speak, preparing a cease and desist order.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22931

                              #74
                              Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                              Originally posted by TrueChristian777 View Post
                              I don't even come as a "prophet". I come as a concerned Christian.
                              But this is the whole point! Your so-called Christianity is composed entirely of what you think is right. Our Christianity is what God thinks is right. He has cursed you and your eldest plain and simple. Look at my signature below!
                              Concerned that there are hateful people like you guys who claim to be Christian.
                              Gal. 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
                              We are at war with Satan all of our days
                              Yes, and you are acting like the French - the first sign of trouble and you run off telling God He's got it wrong.
                              When it is time God will judge you and I.
                              We must have blind faith that we will meet Him in heaven.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Free Market Fred
                                The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 803

                                #75
                                Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids!

                                Originally posted by TrueChristian777 View Post
                                It is amazing that God even allows you to travel his world. I have Tourette Syndrome and My oldest has it as well. I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN. I will not condemn you, you have already accomplished this yourselves. Tourette Syndrome is real. I would rather have the Tourette Syndrome than what you claim to be. If and when you figure out what a real Christian is you will be welcome in heaven. But first you must accept Jesus and ask for his forgiveness, and obviously you have a lot to ask forgiveness for.
                                Yeah, I got Tourist Syndrome too. Seems like I just can't get enough of this weekend and holiday travel. My doctor has told me to slow down, but still prescribes me Viagra to help with my blood pressure. Anyway, during the Christmas-New Year break, I'm gonna be on the LearJet again, heading down to Cambodia and Thailand to spread the word of The Lord to female teenage orphans in need of a father figure.

                                Praise Jesus!
                                Brother Fred
                                Praise Jesus!
                                Brother Fred
                                CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                                Put your faith in Uranus!

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