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  • Biblical Symbolism?

    Take a look at these two pictures:

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    Something is going on here... The question is what is it, and who's behind it. At the moment, there are three theories:

    1. The seagull is a sign from God that the next pope will have a penchant for choirboys (seagulls are associated with sailors and sailors are also that way inclined)

    2. The seagull is a minor devil sent by Satan to help the Cardinals choose "the correct" pope.

    3. We are looking at a disguised Chinese drone that emits quantum radio waves whose energy will cause the cardinals to choose a secret member of the Chinese People's Liberation Army (Intelligence Section) thus ensuring that all confessions will be relayed to Beijing in the hopes of undermining the brilliant Tariff tactic.
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Take a look at these two pictures:

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    Something is going on here... The question is what is it, and who's behind it. At the moment, there are three theories:

    1. The seagull is a sign from God that the next pope will have a penchant for choirboys (seagulls are associated with sailors and sailors are also that way inclined)

    2. The seagull is a minor devil sent by Satan to help the Cardinals choose "the correct" pope.

    3. We are looking at a disguised Chinese drone that emits quantum radio waves whose energy will cause the cardinals to choose a secret member of the Chinese People's Liberation Army (Intelligence Section) thus ensuring that all confessions will be relayed to Beijing in the hopes of undermining the brilliant Tariff tactic.
    I vote third one. You nailed it, Brother Bathfire.

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