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  • Johnnyboy
    True Christian™ fisherman
    • Jun 2009
    • 801
    #31
    Re: HAHA!! Wow...

    Thats a True Christian undergarment. Your point?

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622
        #32
        Re: HAHA!! Wow...

        Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
        Hmm.....


        What's your point? It's like a chastity belt but not so restrictive. That when when a young girl gets seduced by her boyfriend (or some stranger in a bar) when she takes off her pants, she immediately sees Jesus asking her what would He do? This makes her pause and reflect on her situation, where she immediately puts her pants on and slaps the guy saying "Just what kind of girl do you think I am?"

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • La_Voz
            Unsaved trash
            • Jul 2009
            • 16
            #33
            Re: HAHA!! Wow...

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Didn't you read the caption? They are heat-resistant robes! Are you trying to tell me you are going to stand next a huge 800 degree fire like that without any form of protection?

            By the way, what's with the Mexican name? La Voz? I just asked Pedro my gardener what the hell that means and he told me "The Voice". At first I thought he said "The Boys", because them Mexicans always screw up the B/V sound and I assumed you were some kind of homosexual, but I think The Voice is just as gay-friendly.

            Isn't there some kind of liberal hate propoganda paper called the Village Voice? You write for them or something?
            Nope, I'm white. I only chose La_Voz cause, somehow..., I knew someone would make a racist comment about it. You proved me right. Good job

            Maybe I shoulda picked MLK Jr. as my name. Woulda gotten absolutely thrashed for that one..

            And no, i wouldn't stand next to a huge 800 degree fire with no protection, but I would pick something a little more inconspicuous than a KKK robe

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              • InGodWeTrust
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2009
                • 98
                #34
                Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                What are you doing?
                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #35
                    Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                    So, you're some kind of race traitor? Why do you hate your white heritage so much?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Johnnyboy
                        True Christian™ fisherman
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 801
                        #36
                        Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                        Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                        Nope, I'm white. I only chose La_Voz cause, somehow..., I knew someone would make a racist comment about it. You proved me right. Good job

                        Maybe I shoulda picked MLK Jr. as my name. Woulda gotten absolutely thrashed for that one..

                        And no, i wouldn't stand next to a huge 800 degree fire with no protection, but I would pick something a little more inconspicuous than a KKK robe
                        Rev. Jim didn't say anything racist. He just asked is you were a Mexicant.

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622
                            #37
                            Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                            Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                            Nope, I'm white. I only chose La_Voz cause, somehow..., I knew someone would make a racist comment about it. You proved me right. Good job
                            Please show me how I was racist. I stated nothing but facts, no racist opinions...
                            1. La Voz is a Mexican name. TRUE.
                            2. I asked my Mexican gardner to translate for me. TRUE.
                            3. Mexicans mix up b/v often. It's because of their natural language. TRUE.
                            Where is the racism? I think you are seeing racism where there is not, just like Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • La_Voz
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 16
                                #38
                                Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                What's your point? It's like a chastity belt but not so restrictive. That when when a young girl gets seduced by her boyfriend (or some stranger in a bar) when she takes off her pants, she immediately sees Jesus asking her what would He do? This makes her pause and reflect on her situation, where she immediately puts her pants on and slaps the guy saying "Just what kind of girl do you think I am?"

                                Lol, right...

                                Jesus certainly wouldn't shoot a guy

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                                  • InGodWeTrust
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 98
                                    #39
                                    Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                    Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                                    Jesus certainly wouldn't shoot a guy
                                    How would you know that?
                                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                      • Johnnyboy
                                        True Christian™ fisherman
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 801
                                        #40
                                        Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                        Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                                        Lol, right...

                                        Jesus certainly wouldn't shoot a guy
                                        What does that have to do with a LBC WWJD thong??? You're skipping subjects, and it's giving me a headache.

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                                          • La_Voz
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 16
                                            #41
                                            Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                            What does that have to do with a LBC WWJD thong??? You're skipping subjects, and it's giving me a headache.

                                            Your Ignorance is giving me a headache

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                                              • Brother Temperance
                                                Senior Usher
                                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                A very nice young man
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15621
                                                #42
                                                Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                                                How does it feel to disobey Jesus? We do it all the time.
                                                Speak for yourself.
                                                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                                                Well, Idk your heart. But God sees all our hearts. I am not deceiving myself. I am a sinner. I sin. But Jesus died and rose so that all my sins are forgiven- Past, present, and future.
                                                No, all your sins are forgiven when you repent and stop sinning. I suppose you think Saddam Hussein is up in Heaven tickling Our Lord right this moment?
                                                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                                                Ill have my relationship with Dad.
                                                Friend, commiting incestuous sins with your dad is no way to get to heaven. It might get you herpes, but not salvation.
                                                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                                                Are those KKK robes??
                                                No, they're comfortable heat-resistant robes worn for protection, and nothing more. Are you illiterate?
                                                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                                                Lol, right...

                                                Jesus certainly wouldn't shoot a guy
                                                No, because He has so many more awesome ways of smiting people, like with the sword in His mouth. Sadly, our options are somewhat more restricted.
                                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                  • Johnnyboy
                                                    True Christian™ fisherman
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 801
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                                    Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                                                    Your Ignorance is giving me a headache
                                                    Take two aspirin, and call Jesus in the morning!

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                                                      • La_Voz
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Jul 2009
                                                        • 16
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                        No, all your sins are forgiven when you repent and stop sinning. I suppose you think Saddam Hussein is up in Heaven tickling Our Lord right this moment?
                                                        Most likely not, but he also most likely did not accept Christ as his savior. Like me.

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                        Friend, commiting incestuous sins with your dad is no way to get to heaven. It might get you herpes, but not salvation.
                                                        Dad=God. God is my Dad. I am his child.

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                        No, they're comfortable heat-resistant robes worn for protection, and nothing more. Are you illiterate?
                                                        LOL no, I can read. I also have eyes. why don't we put that picture on youtube and ask the world what those robes are.

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                                                          • La_Voz
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Jul 2009
                                                            • 16
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                                                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                            No, because He has so many more awesome ways of smiting people, like with the sword in His mouth. Sadly, our options are somewhat more restricted.
                                                            I am not even going to respond to this....

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