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  • #46
    Re: HAHA!! Wow...

    Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
    Most likely not, but he also most likely did not accept Christ as his savior. Like me.
    Bold-faced lie. It is clear you haven't even read a KJV1611 Bible, so how can you be Saved(c)?

    Dad=God. God is my Dad. I am his child.
    So you're Jesus now?

    LOL no, I can read. I also have eyes. why don't we put that picture on youtube and ask the world what those robes are.
    Great idea! Let's ask the general retarded internet public their opinion and we'll definitely know for sure!

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • #47
      Re: HAHA!! Wow...

      Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
      Lol, right...

      Jesus certainly wouldn't shoot a guy

      Of course Jesus would not shoot anyone.
      God had not given anyone guns yet. It would be another 1700 years. I doubt Jesus would wait. Instead, Jesus would (I think this is the correct term) "Sandal Stomp" them or possibly stab them. But shoot them? Don't be ridiculous. Do you know know nothing about history or the Bible?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #48
        Re: HAHA!! Wow...



        You aren't taking Jesus to the world. You are condemning the world and rejecting the lost. You even have an imaginary 10-mile barrier around ur church!

        True Christian™ Warning:
        We Are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and Unstoppable!

        We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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        • #49
          Re: HAHA!! Wow...

          Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
          I am not even going to respond to this....
          You haven't really RESPONDED to anything so far. Just a bunch of ramblings, like you're deranged by drugs and satan. Are you from Europe? France, maybe?

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          • #50
            Re: HAHA!! Wow...

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Of course Jesus would not shoot anyone.
            God had not given anyone guns yet. It would be another 1700 years. I doubt Jesus would wait. Instead, Jesus would (I think this is the correct term) "Sandal Stomp" them or possibly stab them. But shoot them? Don't be ridiculous. Do you know know nothing about history or the Bible?

            Well, I do know that he healed a soldier's ear after Peter cut it off.. Give me one quote from the Gospels that says Jesus stabs a guy, and I will never come back to this forum again.

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            • #51
              Re: HAHA!! Wow...

              Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
              I am not even going to respond to this....
              We've noticed that you don't respond to citations of the Bible.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • #52
                Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                Most likely not, but he also most likely did not accept Christ as his savior. Like me.
                True. Like you, he did not accept Christ as his savior.
                LOL no, I can read. I also have eyes. why don't we put that picture on youtube and ask the world what those robes are.
                Because youtube is for films, not pictures. Do you go to the cinema to watch paintings?
                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                I am not even going to respond to this....
                That is a response. What you mean is, you are not even going to make a worthwhile, intelligent response to this.
                Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                Well, I do know that he healed a soldier's ear after Peter cut it off.. Give me one quote from the Gospels that says Jesus stabs a guy, and I will never come back to this forum again.
                Revelation 19:19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
                20                 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
                21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #53
                  Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                  Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                  Well, I do know that he healed a soldier's ear after Peter cut it off.. Give me one quote from the Gospels that says Jesus stabs a guy, and I will never come back to this forum again.

                  I did say possible. Now I am no high and mighty Pastor but I do recall this passage:
                  Matthew 26:51 (King James Version)

                  And, behold, one of them which were with Jesus stretched out his hand, and drew his sword, and struck a servant of the high priest's, and smote off his ear.

                  My point was (which you conveniently took out of context) was Jesus did not have a gun, period.

                  Was this close enough for you to live up to your promise?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #54
                    Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                    I do believe the troll has crawled back under his bridge.

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                    • #55
                      Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                      Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                      I do believe the troll has crawled back under his bridge.
                      James 4:7: Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

                      Thank You, Jesus!
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                      • #56
                        Re: HAHA!! Wow...

                        Originally posted by La_Voz View Post
                        So.. You guys don't sin at all?
                        Us True Christians Don't

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