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  • nonethanks
    Toffo eating Girly-Man
    • Jul 2009
    • 70

    #1

    happiness is a warm gun

    do you own a gun? or rifle
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
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    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: happiness is a warm gun

    Of course!

    What does that have to do with false religions and cults?
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #3
      Re: happiness is a warm gun

      Everyone has many guns, what is your point?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • nonethanks
        Toffo eating Girly-Man
        • Jul 2009
        • 70

        #4
        Re: happiness is a warm gun

        I just wanted to know because you fit the stereotype.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: happiness is a warm gun

          Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
          I just wanted to know because you fit the stereotype.

          Then we can take it your are one of those sissies who refuses to own firearms, didn't play football in school and cries a lot

          You fit the stereotype.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: happiness is a warm gun

            Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
            I just wanted to know because you fit the stereotype.
            A majority of Americans own guns. I suppose it is if you are an American and own a gun, you fit the stereotype of a typical American, the majority? What is your point, Forrest?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • InGodWeTrust
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2009
              • 98

              #7
              Re: happiness is a warm gun

              Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
              I just wanted to know because you fit the stereotype.
              You fit the stereotype of a god-hating fag-enabling Satan worshipper. Have fun in hell.
              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • nonethanks
                Toffo eating Girly-Man
                • Jul 2009
                • 70

                #8
                Re: happiness is a warm gun

                Originally posted by InGodWeTrust View Post
                You fit the stereotype of a god-hating fag-enabling Satan worshipper. Have fun in hell.
                have fun in emptiness, for when you die your mind will be banished to the grave. it's in the bible
                Ecclesiastes 9:5 For the living know that they will die,
                but the dead know nothing;
                they have no further reward,
                and even the memory of them is forgotten

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                • Miss April
                  Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 685

                  #9
                  Re: happiness is a warm gun

                  Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
                  have fun in emptiness, for when you die your mind will be banished to the grave. it's in the bible
                  Girly Man that's how God made it We will be with Jesus now that will be amazing you on the other hand will be Burning in hell with the devil trying to Rape you with his tailywarker do you really want that? I guess so have fun

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: happiness is a warm gun

                    Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
                    have fun in emptiness, for when you die your mind will be banished to the grave. it's in the bible
                    Yawn, the dead sleep until Jesus raises them for the last judgment. Got to try better atheist.

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3330

                      #11
                      Re: happiness is a warm gun

                      Describe this stereotype so that we may understand the jist of your post.

                      And yes I have a firearm collection. But I also have a car collection, tractor collection, stamp collection(unlicked only), fishing tackle collection, bullet collection and taxidermy collection.
                      What does owning a rifle have to do with false religions?

                      The dead know nothing because their souls have left them to either kneel before Christ or bend over for Satan. Their corpses know and feel nothing because they are empty.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • TC Patriot
                        AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1060

                        #12
                        Re: happiness is a warm gun

                        Great post Brother!


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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #13
                          Re: happiness is a warm gun

                          Owning Firearms is every Red-Blooded American's obligation! Here's just some of the guns I got stashed in my mahogany gun cabinents.
                          • Benelli M3 shotgun
                          • Sig Sauer P238, P220, P226, and P245
                          • Remington Model 1100 Shotgun and M1903 Springfield Rifle (classic!)
                          • Colt M1911 pistol, Python Silhouette .357 Magnum, Anaconda .44 Magnum
                          • And my pride and joy: .45 ACP Luger (made in 1905 for U.S. Army field trials...got at an auction for $1 million. Only remaining kind in the world. My baby )

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3330

                            #14
                            Re: happiness is a warm gun

                            My personal collection is far more varied than whats in the Compounds storage areas. Those are just stockpiles for after Obama ruins civilization. There will be a few years of Tribulation before the Rapture and me and mine will be ready for the Muslims and Obama Youth squads.
                            I'm about halfway to my goal of 10 million rounds total. I have some for hunting and some for swapping and some for shooting and some just to look at. I have the numbers somewhere I think it's around 1100 or so total but after 500 who can keep track? A few years ago I sent a shipment of 150 Colt RO735s to New Guinea to a beloved missionary Landover had out there because he was having serious troubles out of the native savages. Seems like some heathens can't accept Jesus unless His firepower is demonstrated.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • Calculus
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 4

                              #15
                              Re: happiness is a warm gun

                              Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
                              do you own a gun? or rifle
                              I love that song. You guy's should look that song up. "Happiness is a warm gun"

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