[dionysus]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

I am shinto, I believe in God and many spirits and all should be at peace, love the land the spirits of the trees and God's living soul

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Has anyone else noticed how the demon infested always become so violent on the Holiest of Holidays? I haven't seen this much hatred and violence since Christmas.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

You'd think these children, who all claim to be networking and computer geniuses would know we do not track by IP, that is so last year.
All MAC address sniffing and 'God Earth' in our operating system, JesOS Ver. 7.3. Then there is the linguistic and heuristical tracking done as well as a few I am not at liberty to discuss.
Add to all that the DoF personell stationed world wide. They can be at nearly any doorstep in under thirty minutes maximum. Guys I would never ever want to mess with. Only God is scarier.

[godhelp]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

in dynamic ip we trust!

[ramakandra2]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Your threats of cyberterrorism and your death threats have been recorded and forwarded with your IP address to the DOF and the FBI.

Enjoy your last moments of freedom. And pray the FBI gets to you first.

do you really think the feds or DOF are going to do something about this?
if so then you can send my IP as well.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

First, Moon, you are a scoundrel and a traitor. To even attack one with a seperate belief system then yours...is so...un-witch like. You are a disgrace to the word witch. Second...pator Ezekiel...Your are a child molesting fool who would sleep with his daughter if he had one...Moon, get your strap-on out of Pastor Ezekial's ass and LEARN! Third, I WILL BURN YOUR CHURCH AND EAT YOUR YOUNG! YOUR CHILDREN WILL KNOW ONLY THE WRATH OF MY STOMACH ACID AS I MAKE YOU WATCH AS I SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR BLOODLINE. YOU ARE ALL TRASH! A DISGRACE UPON THE FACE OF MANKIND, AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE! 48 HOURS! THATS ALL YOU HAVE! 48 HOURS AND THIS SITE...AND YOUR WHOLE DAMN CHURCH! WILL BE DEAD! I AM A WITCH! A TRUE WARLOCK OF THE ABYSS! ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND RUN THE PUSSY's YOU ARE! OR STAND UPON THE "ROCK" WHILE I BURN YOU ALL TO BITS! MY GAME HAS BEGUN!

THE SICKTANICK WITCH!

piffle YOUR CHRIST! LET HIM STAY DEAD!

Your threats of cyberterrorism and your death threats have been recorded and forwarded with your IP address to the DOF and the FBI.

Enjoy your last moments of freedom. And pray the FBI gets to you first.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

First, Moon, you are a scoundrel and a traitor. To even attack one with a seperate belief system then yours...is so...un-witch like. You are a disgrace to the word witch. Second...pator Ezekiel...Your are a child molesting fool who would sleep with his daughter if he had one...Moon, get your strap-on out of Pastor Ezekial's ass and LEARN! Third, I WILL BURN YOUR CHURCH AND EAT YOUR YOUNG! YOUR CHILDREN WILL KNOW ONLY THE WRATH OF MY STOMACH ACID AS I MAKE YOU WATCH AS I SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR BLOODLINE. YOU ARE ALL TRASH! A DISGRACE UPON THE FACE OF MANKIND, AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE! 48 HOURS! THATS ALL YOU HAVE! 48 HOURS AND THIS SITE...AND YOUR WHOLE DAMN CHURCH! WILL BE DEAD! I AM A WITCH! A TRUE WARLOCK OF THE ABYSS! ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND RUN THE PUSSY's YOU ARE! OR STAND UPON THE "ROCK" WHILE I BURN YOU ALL TO BITS! MY GAME HAS BEGUN!

THE SICKTANICK WITCH!

piffle YOUR CHRIST! LET HIM STAY DEAD!

In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the blood of Jesus!

Amen.

[Sicktanick_Worship]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

I agree that Landover is NOT a cult.
If it was, I'm sure I would have somehow been beaten in submission, tortured, or just scared into becoming a Christian.
The fact that I "live in peace" with them proves they can't be a cult. And for those that don't know, I live withing the beautiful pearly gates of Landover and work for one of their very own.

Moon

First, Moon, you are a scoundrel and a traitor. To even attack one with a seperate belief system then yours...is so...un-witch like. You are a disgrace to the word witch. Second...pator Ezekiel...Your are a child molesting fool who would sleep with his daughter if he had one...Moon, get your strap-on out of Pastor Ezekial's ass and LEARN! Third, I WILL BURN YOUR CHURCH AND EAT YOUR YOUNG! YOUR CHILDREN WILL KNOW ONLY THE WRATH OF MY STOMACH ACID AS I MAKE YOU WATCH AS I SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR BLOODLINE. YOU ARE ALL TRASH! A DISGRACE UPON THE FACE OF MANKIND, AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE! 48 HOURS! THATS ALL YOU HAVE! 48 HOURS AND THIS SITE...AND YOUR WHOLE DAMN CHURCH! WILL BE DEAD! I AM A WITCH! A TRUE WARLOCK OF THE ABYSS! ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND RUN THE PUSSY's YOU ARE! OR STAND UPON THE "ROCK" WHILE I BURN YOU ALL TO BITS! MY GAME HAS BEGUN!

THE SICKTANICK WITCH!

FUCK YOUR CHRIST! LET HIM STAY DEAD!

[Cursed]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Hello, and thank you for copying and pasting that for the thousandth time in God's Favorite Forum!

Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.

You know, tell us the important stuff, the stuff that makes you human! I think there's something special about you.

[daNEDENhunter]

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[I-Hate-Juice]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

I would never join a cult, support a cult or want to be associated in any way with a cult. Therefore "Landover Baptist Church" is no cult.

You can´t dispute my conclusion, because I live my life accordingly to the and never tell lies.

YiC
Paavali

[Marbels]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

We pray You,
O almighty and eternal God!
Who through Jesus Christ
hast revealed Your glory to all nations,

to preserve the works of Your mercy, that Your Church,
being spread through the whole world,
may continue with unchanging faith
in the confession of your name.

[Mikey Rewlande]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

While I appreciate your support. There wool be no war to be involved in if it were not for religious fanaticisim. War for humanity, liberty, freedom these are the reasons I fight. Not to die from a theological disagreement.

Your pherto says it all about you-boss eyed and Moose brained. I can smell people like you miles away. You, my friend, are without doubt a Belgican bell denier and will rot in the flames of Asda with the clanging sound of doom in thy Belgican ears.

Repent and you can be saved by the bell.

Belgicans are such trash

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

***misplaced indignation removed***

Please point out ANYTHING here that a True Christian™ has posted that (a) falls within the parameters of your post, and (b) is not supported by a biblical reference.

We are doing what God has commanded in the KJV Bible...no more, no less.

Think about that. REALLY think about it.

Why should we suffer those who chose NOT to follow The Word of God©? In addition to being an unpleasant experience, God explicitly tells us not to pal around with them here:

(Romans 16:17) "Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them."

Only a fool could misinterpret that.



As far as "never coming back" here's what you do: close your browser, clear your History, empty your cookies, and never do a Google search on Landover Baptist again. But be advised, your foolish words will remain here, as a testament to your ignorance and failure to follow The Word of God©.

But, if you continue to cherry-pick the parts of the Bible that make you feel good, and persist in thinking Jesus is some hippie handing out flowers, you are going to have quite a surprise in store the moment your soul leaves your body.

Enjoy Hell!



Z. Smyth

[Jay84722]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Exactly what I was talking about. I've had enough of your backward and sickening comments. My account is going inactive.