[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

JESUS NEVER DID ANY DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!

Very true.... To do drugs he would have had to have been real

[Deviant_JJ]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Incredible that this is still going on! Mornin' all!

[Jo Freddie]

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Incredible that this is still going on! Mornin' all!

Ahoy shipmate

[Deviant_JJ]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Ahoy there! You been keeping busy apparently! How goes it with the Noodly One??

You seem to be bouncing about the place here!

[Deviant_JJ]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Jo Feddie, I'm bit jealous here. What does a guy have to do to deserve the title God Mocker???

Moreover, how many of their warnings have you had in the meantime? In the course of only 21 posts I seem to have been racking them up quite nicely!

You've been here for about 160+ posts and you're still here, so they're actually quite "forgiving" over here?

JJ

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Ahoy there! You been keeping busy apparently! How goes it with the Noodly One??

You seem to be bouncing about the place here!

Everything is going well, I take my inspiration from the great Noodle, but while His Noodles are everywhere I being a mere human can only be in many places.

[John Bois Ward]

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Are you for real or what??? Given the fact that the "Horned one" has never existed, of course you have withstood the attacks of a non-existant being, you mormon?

Question, how much of your hard earned cash have you sent to these thieves??? Do you feel good about it mr Funnyname???

Why not forget about false gods and false prophets, and live your life Free?! Like it says in you constitution?

Think about it!

JJ

What position are you in where you can tell us how to be free? As a European, do you even know what the word means? There is no judicial review for wiretaps in Britain. According to Privacy International, a new wiretap is approved every few seconds. Or how about EU Directive 2006/24/EC, which requires the collection and storage of data relating to every website visited and e-mail sent. Or how about the numerous laws against the criticizing of religion. Or the numerous CCTV cameras in Britain. Or video cameras being placed in the school restrooms in Wales. Or the laws in Lucca and Milan, Italy banning the opening of new ethnic restaurants. Or the British woman jailed for being loud in bed. These are examples of how free you are. Instead of attacking us with threats and derogatory remarks, why don't you spend your time fighting for your own freedom? Or you some sort of fascist?

[Jo Freddie]

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What position are you in where you can tell us how to be free? As a European, do you even know what the word means? There is no judicial review for wiretaps in Britain. According to Privacy International, a new wiretap is approved every few seconds. Or how about EU Directive 2006/24/EC, which requires the collection and storage of data relating to every website visited and e-mail sent. Or how about the numerous laws against the criticizing of religion. Or the numerous CCTV cameras in Britain. Or video cameras being placed in the school restrooms in Wales. Or the laws in Lucca and Milan, Italy banning the opening of new ethnic restaurants. Or the British woman jailed for being loud in bed. These are examples of how free you are. Instead of attacking us with threats and derogatory remarks, why don't you spend your time fighting for your own freedom? Or you some sort of fascist?

Our friend was referring to freeing your mind from those false gods and false prophets.

Your Police Tasered anymore little old ladies today?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jo Feddie, I'm bit jealous here. What does a guy have to do to deserve the title God Mocker???

Moreover, how many of their warnings have you had in the meantime? In the course of only 21 posts I seem to have been racking them up quite nicely!

You've been here for about 160+ posts and you're still here, so they're actually quite "forgiving" over here?

JJ

Tithing works, pal.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Tithing works, pal.

Also, "payment" in other forms as well.

[Jo Freddie]

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Tithing works, pal.

Tithing?

If you people got any money out of me you stole it from the Missionary Pirate Ship fund. I will get the accounts checked ASAP.

[Jo Freddie]

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Also, "payment" in other forms as well.

I pay by telling you of the true creation, and with my tasty Recipes.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I pay by telling you of the true creation, and with my tasty Recipes.

Sorry, that won't do. Take it from a pro: You can't run a multi-million dollar televangelist empire by having your faithful TV audience pay you in "telling of true creation and recipes".

That's why I never see any of you Spaghetti people on TV. You're bad at business!

[Jo Freddie]

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Sorry, that won't do. Take it from a pro: You can't run a multi-million dollar televangelist empire by having your faithful TV audience pay you in "telling of true creation and recipes".

That's why I never see any of you Spaghetti people on TV. You're bad at business!

We have no need of a "multi-million dollar televangelist empire" in fact such a thing would go against the the spirit of the one true religion


Number six of The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We have no need of a "multi-million dollar televangelist empire" in fact such a thing would go against the the spirit of the one true religion


Number six of The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable

Come on! You can't expect me to deliver my sermons in an old wooden shack like some negro preacher! God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

Landover Baptist Church is obviously God's favorite.