[ChristianInNC]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

i would appreciate it if i could please have my account removed. since i hate associating with God-haters, blasphemers, satanists, occultists, and hippies just like all of you and your false teachings, message boards of sin, and black magic. thank you for letting me be a part of your filth for a little. hopefully i was able to show you the true light, which is Jesus Christ, who you all dont know

You said you were closing your account, drama whore. If that's what you wanted you'd just do it and go away...not keep returning to stir the pot.

This also makes YOU a liar.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Accounts are never closed here. Your words will stand for all eternity for the world to see and laugh at.

[ChristianInNC]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Accounts are never closed here. Your words will stand for all eternity for the world to see and laugh at.

Well, that's good!

Pinks, just LEAVE. You love the drama. I bet you're touching yourself and praising satan.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

i would appreciate it if i could please have my account removed. since i hate associating with God-haters, blasphemers, satanists, occultists, and hippies just like all of you and your false teachings, message boards of sin, and black magic. thank you for letting me be a part of your filth for a little. hopefully i was able to show you the true light, which is Jesus Christ, who you all dont know

What happened to "I'm removing my own account?" What happened to "I'm leaving and I'll never be back?"

Boy, you still have zits on your butt, and you are so full of yourself that you can't see Jesus as He truly is. I'd be willing to bet that you can't keep your hands out of your pants...

All you have to do is click on that little red "x" in the upper right hand corner of your screen and walk away. But if you do, you will be blowing your last chance at hearing about God's Divine Plan for us all, and thus Salvation(c).

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out. And enjoy hell, pinky.

[reimangle]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out. And enjoy hell, pinky. [/quote]


Pastor Ezekiel, are you really a pastor? I think you are motivated by hate and not by love. You are not really reflecting Jesus in your words.

[Miss Mercy]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out. And enjoy hell, pinky.

Pastor Ezekiel, are you really a pastor? I think you are motivated by hate and not by love. You are not really reflecting Jesus in your words.

Dear Heathen,

The good Pastor is motivated only by love. Love of the true Scripture and not the feel good, homo, hippy sewer trash that so many "churches" try to pass off as real scripture.

[Jamie the silverfox]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

It says on wikipedia

The Landover Baptist Church is a very Christian Baptistchurch based in the very Christian town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
The site was created by Jesus Christ, who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive. The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

The church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13

The owner of the site, Jesus Christ frequently appears at conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith"

Explain this without a 10 point infraction!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

It says on wikipedia




Explain this without a 10 point infraction!

You're on some sort of drugs aren't you? And I doubt your doctor prescribed them. Landover Baptist Church

[Clyde The Papist]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Are you claiming to be Jesus?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Are you claiming to be Jesus?

Who are you talking to? Is this your first time on the Interwebs? Use the quote button Cletus!

[IanDummy]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? YES

you people are sick. in your post located at http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=44 you call us zombies, yet you're the people mindlessly following a book that has been more skewed than a 2000 year old game of telephone. you wanna come out here and 'crack some skulls for christ'? Way to turn the other cheek. Way to love thy neighbor. You people are hypocrats.. and honestly I hope this post sends me straight to hell because at least I won't have to spend the rest of eternity with you douchebags.

[JennyD]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

What is a "hypocrat"? Is it like a Democrat?

And why do you think that God is so weak that He can't even make sure His Word is passed down correctly?

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

What is a "hypocrat"? Is it like a Democrat?

You are exactly right.

According to http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hypocrat, the term hypocrat means

Democrats that say one thing and do another.

Since most of us on this forum are not communists and we strictly follow God’s Word, I’m not sure at whom such a derogatory word is directed.

[Sixtha (Quarantined)]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

I've never seen the words "hate" and "rape" used so regular in a forum before.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

I've never seen the words "hate" and "rape" used so regular in a forum before.

Are you insinuating something from this statement? If you're accusing me of rape, then that's slander and I'll have my team of expensive lawyers send you a letter Monday. Tell your parents. It's going to end up costing them a lot of money.

Besides, do you have access to some kind of database that aggregates all words written in all forums for frequency? I didn't think so.