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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551
    #121
    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    Read the wiki Article. They're more related to WBC than you might first believe.
    I assume you two homers are referring to Pastor Fred Phelps' congregation. We gave up on them long ago. Brother Phelps has gotten soft-headed in his dotage. They've always been too liberal for me anyway.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Homertard
        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 668
        #122
        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        I can see how people can view this as a cult.

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          • Father Thomas Martin
            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
            • Jul 2007
            • 1015
            #123
            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            What is going on?

            Expect a Jim Jones effect (I know Zeke is Brilliant!)
            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-16-2007, 08:04 AM. Reason: profanity removed
            ACTS 5:29
            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • Homertard
                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2007
                • 668
                #124
                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                We are debating as to if this is a cult - which seems possible.

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                  • Father Thomas Martin
                    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1015
                    #125
                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    What is going on?

                    Expect a Jim Jones effect (I know Zeke is Brilliant!)
                    Okay, so you expect to tell me that B*********N is a profanity?
                    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-16-2007, 08:50 AM. Reason: profanity removed
                    ACTS 5:29
                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      • Homertard
                        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 668
                        #126
                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        ...You just quoted yourself. Father, if this is too much for you, may I suggest you take time out from this site and have a cup O' tea?

                        And Berlin is a city. lol Unless you meant the Monkey King. lol

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                          • Father Thomas Martin
                            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1015
                            #127
                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            No, I quoted Zeke's edit...But you're right, I should have a spot of tea...
                            ACTS 5:29
                            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                              • Homertard
                                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 668
                                #128
                                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                Good, it helps.

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                                  • Father Thomas Martin
                                    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 1015
                                    #129
                                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                    We fly high, no lie, you notice
                                    BROOOOKLYYYYYYYYNNNNN!
                                    Foreign rides, outside, it's like showbiz
                                    (It's my turn)
                                    We stay fly, oh my, and you know dis,
                                    BROOOOKLYYYYYYYYNNNNN!...

                                    Now, don't be saying "Brooklyn" is a profanity, OK?
                                    ACTS 5:29
                                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                                      • stealtfc
                                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 151
                                        #130
                                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                        If i have my say, i'd say that these people are a cult. Maybe a destructive cult, at that. They would slaughter someone, then say it is an act of god. Thou shalt not kill. that's all need be said to this.

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                                          • Brother Temperance
                                            Senior Usher
                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                            A very nice young man
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15621
                                            #131
                                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                            Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                                            If i have my say, i'd say that these people are a cult. Maybe a destructive cult, at that. They would slaughter someone, then say it is an act of god. Thou shalt not kill. that's all need be said to this.
                                            Yes, that's why it's all God felt the need to say. OH WAIT A SECOND, that's not all He felt needed to be said. That's why He felt the need to write another 50 or so books of the Bible, because He knew that that one verse on its own was not enough. You can have your say, but no-one in their right mind will listen to you, for you are a pagan deserving only execution.
                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                              • stealtfc
                                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 151
                                                #132
                                                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                Yes, that's why it's all God felt the need to say. OH WAIT A SECOND, that's not all He felt needed to be said. That's why He felt the need to write another 50 or so books of the Bible, because He knew that that one verse on its own was not enough. You can have your say, but no-one in their right mind will listen to you, for you are a pagan deserving only execution.
                                                so, if what you are saying is true, then the bible must contradict itself. Thou shalt not kill. Then, it's ok to kill, as long as it is an act of god? Isn't that hypocritical?

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                                                  • Homertard
                                                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 668
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                                    Well, they claim it has no contradictions.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78551
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                                        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                                        Well, they claim it has no contradictions.
                                                        And we are still waiting for you to show us even one of these alleged contradictions, chowderhead.

                                                        How you fools can imagine that you know more than God Almighty, creator of the heavens and the earth, is beyond me.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • SalvationSeeker
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 3892
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                                            Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                                                            so, if what you are saying is true, then the bible must contradict itself. Thou shalt not kill. Then, it's ok to kill, as long as it is an act of god? Isn't that hypocritical?
                                                            Why are all sinners so stupid that they cannot tell the difference between execution and murder?

                                                            Read the context, "thou shalt not kill" means that we aren't allowed to MURDER anyone!
                                                            But executing sinners for crimes against God's laws is a completely different thing.

                                                            The only contradiction is in your head.
                                                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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