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  • savanah
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    • Dec 2009
    • 3

    #226
    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    May I ask what nationality you are?
    Are you a product of some Satanic Public School education?
    I would also suggest that you quit the glue whilst you still have your IQ of 5
    i lost the my password i am bfbfio and i was in calvirly babtist of dundulk maryland for school

    Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
    Alas, I speak tard. I believe what our new friend here is saying is that we should learn to love all of God's creatures whether real or mythical. My natural inclination is to agree, though I don't care much for roaches (filthy buggers.)

    Could you tell us more of this fascinating research you have conducted?

    In Jesus' Love,
    Sam
    I lost my pasword i am bfbfio. Thank you, in my reseach i have also found that they will not kill less hunger the do not kill on a wim. Also i found that it is belived that most would kill animals for there needs not humans. Thank you for your time.

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    • Samuel Coleridge
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      • Nov 2009
      • 615

      #227
      Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

      Originally posted by savanah View Post
      I lost my pasword i am bfbfio. Thank you, in my reseach i have also found that they will not kill less hunger the do not kill on a wim. Also i found that it is belived that most would kill animals for there needs not humans. Thank you for your time.
      This specimen seems to be saying that vampires won't kill unless they are hungry. Startling discovery!

      My major concern is your methodology. For instance, how did you find a large enough sample size of vampires to conclusively make these statements?

      Your apparent translator,
      Sam
      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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      • savanah
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        • Dec 2009
        • 3

        #228
        Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

        Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
        This specimen seems to be saying that vampires won't kill unless they are hungry. Startling discovery!

        My major concern is your methodology. For instance, how did you find a large enough sample size of vampire to conclusively make these statements?

        Your apparent translator,
        Sam
        I have bine reserching this sins i was about 12. At the age of 12 i had this belive, i started going to calvirly babtist school of dundulk maryland. While there i was always told that i was a worshiper of saiten because of what i thout so i started reserch on it and have keeped it up sins. Thank you for your time.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #229
          Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

          Originally posted by savanah View Post
          I have bine reserching this sins i was about 12. At the age of 12 i had this belive, i started going to calvirly babtist school of dundulk maryland. While there i was always told that i was a worshiper of saiten because of what i thout so i started reserch on it and have keeped it up sins. Thank you for your time.
          Are you a mental case or a foreigner? If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

          That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.


          "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • savanah
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            • Dec 2009
            • 3

            #230
            Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Are you a mental case or a foreigner? If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

            That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.
            I do not understand. And God created all langwitches he loves us all. Also i am nether a mental case of foregin

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #231
              Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

              Originally posted by savanah View Post
              I do not understand. And God created all langwitches he loves us all. Also i am nether a mental case of foregin
              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • tmpscicoo
                • Jan 2010
                • 7

                #232
                Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                It's no use trying to argue with these people they won't listen. They are not open minded. You can't blame them or get mad at them though, besause it isn't their fault. Either they were raised thinking some way or became bitter over the years. Think of it this way...

                Like my cousin says, "They give you something to laugh at or be amazed at. Life would be boring without any opposing sides."

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692

                  #233
                  Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                  Originally posted by tmpscicoo View Post
                  Like my cousin says, "They give you something to laugh at or be amazed at. Life would be boring without any opposing sides."
                  As awfully fascinating as your cousin sounds, it would be appreciated if you quote the Bible instead. These forums were not developed as an outlet for your blithering.
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #234
                    Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                    You come in here with preconceived notions and expect us to be awed by you intelligence as you hurl childish insults and hate at us?

                    Would you change your mind every time one of your friends calls you an idiot? You'd be changing opinion every 10 minutes then. Perhaps if you were interested in rational debate, you might have first familiarized yourself with the concept of fallacies. One such fallacy you used is called "ad hominem".

                    That would have saved you the embarrassment of being defeated in the arena of rational discourse and logic. I would recommend you do not use the same methodology to assess your chances in winning a physical confrontation in e.g. a boxing match.
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • vampyvamp
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 3

                      #235
                      Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      Would you change your mind every time one of your friends calls you an idiot? You'd be changing opinion every 10 minutes then. Perhaps if you were interested in rational debate, you might have first familiarized yourself with the concept of fallacies. One such fallacy you used is called "ad hominem".
                      The very first sentence in this paragraph is a logical fallacy. It is called a "Begging the Question" fallacy. This is going by assuming the argument is true. I could make a small stretch and say this is an "Appeal to Authority" and "Appeal to Popularity" as well. To be more precise, this website is littered with fallacies on both sides of the line. But this is beside the point.

                      Everyone of us is a vampire, or has been in our past. To explore the idea of vampires, firstly we must trust that vampires exist given limited documentation on them; just as we trust that God exists given the KJV. Both documents were written by man on behalf of another party e.g. God and vampires. This is inherently flawed as man is imperfect. It is known that vampires drink blood. As well, it is known that vampires prefer the darkness. We were all vampires in the womb, we survived on blood and thrived in that darkness until we were ripped into the daylight crying. Even in the light, everyone (that is not going to hell because of veggies) seeks out blood in our food to quench the hunger. We do this until we go back into the world of darkness, our tomb.

                      Answer me this: Jesus supported vampirism because he told his disciples to drink of his blood. He supported canabilism because he told his disciples to eat of his flesh. Then, after his death, he arose from his tomb.

                      Regards,
                      Your Vampy Christian

                      p.s. Yes, I know of the fallacies in my argument, namely the redharring, just don't read into that... it isn't the argument. It is merely support.

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