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  • AbsintheMinded
    Unsaved Trash Another drunk injun
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2008
    • 11

    #211
    Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Feel free to post the scripture that we've got wrong. My bet is that you've never even opened a Bible, except to spit on it.

    Rant and rave all you like. Witches like you are going to spend eternity being tortured in the depths of hell. And I'll be up in Heaven having a cold beer with Jesus, laughing hard. Glory!!
    I bet you will be having a beer with jesus along with your disciplinary "items" Get over your anger fake pastor. You are nobody in life huh? Talk about never cracking a bible.I can tell you know about 8 scriptures that help you down people. Jesus IS hate to you. Jesus is your weapon. What? Was it late night sneaky uncle? Pastor down the road after ball practice? I can read you like a See Spot Run book. You people have to damn people to "eternal damnation" which is so funny because it is MYTH you fold your faith upon and you are so angry little Walter Mitty wanna be pastor(Ya i know you are not one) I can only imagine what sins you use that "power" for.Shame. Well, you have made a fool of yourself to many Christians and i have proven that anger is what fuels you.Thanks for helping me prove my point.
    IF you really think that putting down on a website that "so and so is in eternal damnation" really matters,think again., More illusions you hold and more reality you will never understand. God.i would rather die than have to live like you do: in hate, fear and loathing for all culture but the small little bit you know,which is only naive ramblings you have been force feed and your "toys" you talk about. BUSTED for lying ( which in the bible is a stoning offense that you would beg and cry your way out of you sad Mundane!)

    Again, thanks for PROVING so quickly my point.You are all so angry at the wrold that you do not understand! Poor little mundane poser
    huh?

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    • AbsintheMinded
      Unsaved Trash Another drunk injun
      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2008
      • 11

      #212
      Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

      AbsintheMinded
      Unsaved Trash Another drunk injun
      Under Investigation

      That is what we call a LAWSUIT and as been sent to the BIA .You people will never get let up on.,Wow are you making one of the biggest mistake ever.
      You just went into my profile and broke your own TOS agreement you loser. The BIA loves messing with fools like you! Also, going into my profile without my permission is against the law! You are in so much trouble
      huh?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #213
        Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

        Originally posted by AbsintheMinded View Post
        AbsintheMinded
        Unsaved Trash Another drunk injun
        Under Investigation

        That is what we call a LAWSUIT and as been sent to the BIA .You people will never get let up on.,Wow are you making one of the biggest mistake ever.
        You just went into my profile and broke your own TOS agreement you loser. The BIA loves messing with fools like you! Also, going into my profile without my permission is against the law! You are in so much trouble
        I guess you missed THIS part, eh squaw? Too much firewater?


        And I quote:


        Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

        None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

        The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

        Thank you.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • AbsintheMinded
          Unsaved Trash Another drunk injun
          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2008
          • 11

          #214
          Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I guess you missed THIS part, eh squaw? Too much firewater?


          And I quote:
          Yep-BUT you do have to keep up certain ways of doing business and now paypal will be checking into that along with your internet provider! See buddy ,you never know who someone is. You should have been more careful. I know, you Christians have NO responsability,etc. but Paypal and others will not tolerate racist,bigoted and hate speech. READ THEIR TOS,(they had some other complaints too) YOU broke it. HA! Fucking Idiot. Wow, you think you are smart but there is always someone smarter! You're fucked with paypal pastor! maybe Visa and mastercard when My magazine and some other large blogs get the story about you.
          huh?

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          • AbsintheMinded
            Unsaved Trash Another drunk injun
            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2008
            • 11

            #215
            Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

            Oh,sweety? take a LOOK at paypal on your OWN site...They will not risk what you JUST posted to me(don't erase it,i already took a screen shot!) You;re fucked pastor liar! They will draw back from your fake Christian and Bigoted site(and mainly because you claim you can "deface any of my post or information) You screwed up.Learn the law Pro Se boi!
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            WOW, and you did not even get a reach around.HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
            huh?

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #216
              Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

              Originally posted by AbsintheMinded View Post
              Also, i am HORRIFIED at the lack of historical knowledge on this site! Vampires have been around for 1000's of years in almost EVERY culture,even man in "primitive " time. The idea of the vampire come from the observations of primitive man that loss of blood causes death. At least as early as 2000 BC they then deduced that the power of life rests in the blood— the life is in the blood Genesis 9:4. I can name many, some you will not find but in peer review journals, if you need me to,. Seriously people.What is your major malfunction with the anger and not knowing history?
              Vampires are mythical creatures. The modern concept of vampires began with Dracula, by Bram Stoker.

              Just because someone writes something in a book does not mean it is REAL.
              Originally posted by AbsintheMinded View Post
              AbsintheMinded
              Unsaved Trash Another drunk injun
              Under Investigation

              That is what we call a LAWSUIT and as been sent to the BIA .You people will never get let up on.,Wow are you making one of the biggest mistake ever.
              You just went into my profile and broke your own TOS agreement you loser. The BIA loves messing with fools like you! Also, going into my profile without my permission is against the law! You are in so much trouble
              Dogspit, is that you?

              Or are we being invaded by drunken injun squaws with no concept of what is or is not legal on a privately-run website?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22882

                #217
                Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                Originally posted by AbsintheMinded View Post
                Yep-BUT you do have to keep up certain ways of doing business and now paypal will be checking into that along with your internet provider! See buddy ,you never know who someone is. You should have been more careful. I know, you Christians have NO responsability,etc. but Paypal and others will not tolerate racist,bigoted and hate speech. READ THEIR TOS,(they had some other complaints too) YOU broke it. HA! piffleing Idiot. Wow, you think you are smart but there is always someone smarter! You're piffleed with paypal pastor! maybe Visa and mastercard when My magazine and some other large blogs get the story about you.
                Well there's a lot of anger there, and anger comes swiftly and clouds the mind and judgment. You see, was Our Lord not correct when he said, "Blessed are the meek."?


                Clearly you are not blessed with much in the way of education, wisdom, maturity, a tee-pee, calmness, judgment, etc. Yet, do you not understand, that with Jesus as your Savior, this could all change (except perhaps the tee-pee, you'd have to buy that yourself from the government store.)

                Hear the words of Christ, "M't:5:40: And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also." Now I can all but guarantee that the cloke has little or no smallpox on it... can I send it?
                sigpic


                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Reverent Conolly
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 2

                  #218
                  Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                  Satinists will burn in the fires of hell. As our lord once said. Jesus died for our sins.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #219
                    Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                    << Yazidi are a religious group principally composed of Kurds. They are principally located in the middle East. >>

                    Okay, I've read all I need to!!

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                    • pugipie
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1

                      #220
                      Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                      <3 <3<3<3<3<3

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #221
                        Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                        Oh look, a shock post. We haven't had one of those in what, 5 minutes or so?
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • cornell
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 1

                          #222
                          Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                          Hello i have bine Babtist all my live i love God in every way posoble and i am not being santanic but i think vampires are relly. I belive that vampire are not saintanic because all things were created by God our Father and if all thing where created by God then he created vampires in the 7 Days of Creation.Ii do not bevive that vampires are a bad thing i have done reserch and have fond that vampires are not neseserly killers but they are our soul after death i belive this from the slwic folklores belifes. Thank you for your time.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2026
                            • 15118

                            #223
                            Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                            Originally posted by bfbfio View Post
                            Hello i have bine Babtist all my live i love God in every way posoble and i am not being santanic but i think vampires are relly. I belive that vampire are not saintanic because all things were created by God our Father and if all thing where created by God then he created vampires in the 7 Days of Creation.Ii do not bevive that vampires are a bad thing i have done reserch and have fond that vampires are not neseserly killers but they are our soul after death i belive this from the slwic folklores belifes. Thank you for your time.
                            May I ask what nationality you are?
                            Are you a product of some Satanic Public School education?
                            I would also suggest that you quit the glue whilst you still have your IQ of 5

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Samuel Coleridge
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 615

                              #224
                              Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                              Originally posted by bfbfio View Post
                              Hello i have bine Babtist all my live i love God in every way posoble and i am not being santanic but i think vampires are relly. I belive that vampire are not saintanic because all things were created by God our Father and if all thing where created by God then he created vampires in the 7 Days of Creation.Ii do not bevive that vampires are a bad thing i have done reserch and have fond that vampires are not neseserly killers but they are our soul after death i belive this from the slwic folklores belifes. Thank you for your time.
                              Alas, I speak tard. I believe what our new friend here is saying is that we should learn to love all of God's creatures whether real or mythical. My natural inclination is to agree, though I don't care much for roaches (filthy buggers.)

                              Could you tell us more of this fascinating research you have conducted?

                              In Jesus' Love,
                              Sam
                              Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                              For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22882

                                #225
                                Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                                Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                                [...]Could you tell us more of this fascinating research you have conducted? In Jesus' Love, Sam
                                If the effort of stringing together some letters of the alphabet has not exhausted the OP's wits, it'll be down to you to give translations if you expect anyone else to chime in.
                                sigpic


                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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